Disclaimer: I didn't even make the survey, okay?

"ALICE!" Edward called.

"Yes?"

"You should take a survey, too. It's fun." He smiled.

Is he serious? "Are you serious?"

"Yes."

"Okay!"

I sat at the computer and opened one. Time for some fun...


Subj: lalalalalalala


What is the single largest item in your house? Either Edward's head or Emmett.

How well can you write your name with your non-dominant hand? I can do anything, for I am Alice Cullen!

What is your earliest memory? Sigh Waking up in a pitch-black room with no recollection of where or who I was.

Have you ever jumped off of a high dive? Yes.

Do you take vitamins? Ha!

Do you have your own radio? Yes, I believe we own one.

Where would you hate to have to work? I don't work. Scoff

Who is on your speed dial? My family.

Do you prefer light bulbs or candles? Both.

How much money did you spend today? Don't even ask.

What are you sitting on right now? Emmett.

Do you look at yourself when you pass by reflective surfaces? It's hard not to.

Would you ever get plastic surgery? Hahah, I'd have to go to a sculpture artist!

Did you play with shaving cream when you were a kid? There was no such thing.

How big is your bed? Big enough...

Have you ever seen a volcano? Of course.

What is the best Halloween costume you have ever worn? Don't even get me started! Could have been Tinkerbell, or the time we all dressed up as vampires. That was a blast.

What kind of soap do you use? I smell better than soap! Please.

Can you snowboard? Naturally.

What is the biggest amount of money you have ever had at one time? Uh...a lot.

Do you understand how telephones work? Smacks self in forehead

Do you write notes on your body? Nah, I remember most things.

What is the prominent color in your closet? ALL SORTS! I love my closet...

What is sitting next to you right now? Emmett is under me, as previously mentioned. (He lost the bet).

Do you believe in lots of conspiracies? You don't know the half of it.

Do you own any really old video game systems? We own it all.

Are you good at baking? Yuck. Like, I probably could be, but what's the point?

Have you ever made your own clothing? Mhm.

How many doors does your house have? Lots...

Do you sneak into movie theatres? No need to.

Are you a really fast texter? OBVIOUSLY.

Do you have anything you keep on you 24/7? My credit card.

Do you usually write in print or in cursive? Calligraphy.

What was your first job? Oy.

What print is on your plates or cups in your kitchen? I haven't looked at them in ages.

Have you ever made a mixed CD for someone? Yes, I have.

What do you want to buy from an infomercial? EVERYTHING.

Do you believe that animals have souls? Yes.

What word/phrase do you find really annoying? "Are you really going to buy that?" YES.

Do you have a lava lamp or a black light? Probably.

Do you find yourself not having enough electrical outlets? Yes, it's such a bother.

What is the longest you can wait patiently? Not very long, to tell you the truth.

Have you ever been under anesthesia? No.

Are your fingernails long or short? Short. There really isn't much room for them to grow, hahah.

Are you afraid of bright colors? I FEAR NOTHING!

Has anyone ever accused you of being gay? No.

Can you tell people honest things to their face? Yep.

Would you rather eat grits or oatmeal? Er...neither.

Do you own a kite? Most likely, yes.

What do you think of clothing for pets? Pretty stupid.

Do you tend to want things you cannot have? No, not really.

Is it true that you can be anything you want to be? It is.

Would you ever dye your hair purple? Maybe.

Who do you think should play you in a movie? Ashley Greene has nothing on me!

Would you ever kill someone? That's a complicated question...

Do you dot your i's and cross your t's? Yes, I do.

Are you double jointed in any way? I'm triple jointed in every way, thank you.

What kind of super power do you wish you had? I think seeing the future would be awesome. Heeheeh...

Are you easily offended? When Bella refuses to go stopping with me.

Did the movie Jaws ever scare you? Please. You should see our jaws.

Have you ever cried to get away with something? Wish I could've.

Do you lack common sense sometimes? Probably.

What is your favorite art form? Shopping.

Do you want to be bilingual? I'm multilingual.

How many times a day do you look at the clock? Time is stupid.

Do you like to organize things? YES.

Are you going to have smile lines or frown lines when you're older? I won't have any at all.

How good are you at keeping secrets? It depends if Edward's around or not. It's harder when he is.

What stupid little thing really stresses you out? Werewolves.

Can you remember what you wore yesterday? Of course.

She stood up and walked away. Then Emmett got up off the floor and sat at the computer, on a chair. He grinned and rubbed his hands together mischievously...

I had to guess on a lot, obviously, since I can't go up to Stephenie Meyer and ask her.

So, yeah. (:

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