Thanks for waiting as promised here's the half way point of my self insert fanfiction. Today I go through the events of these episodes. First is my favorite season 1 episode.
One good Scare Oughtta do it
I visit Phineas and Ferb's yard early and hear Mariachi music.
Me: Ah your early morning Mariachi band on a tree event huh?
Phineas: Hey Jason, good morning
Me: Likewise
Phineas: Ok maybe putting a Mariachi Band on a tree wasn't a good idea huh?
Me: (sarcastically) no really you think?
Me: (Ok I know this episode because I watch it whenever I can so Isabella should come in right about now)
Isabella: Hey Jason, and Phineas whatcha do hic in
Phineas: Bad case of hiccups you got huh Isabella?
Isabella: I know it's driving me crazy
Phineas: Jason, you know how everything happens so far so what do we do to try to cure Isabella of her hiccups?
Me: Well, you built a haunted house to try to spook the hiccups out of her.
Phineas: I know what we're going to do today, we're going to build a Haunted House to scare the hiccups out of Isabella.
Candace: Phineas, there is no way I'm letting you build a Haunted House in this Backyard
Me: Candace, they're not doing this for fun, they're doing this to help Isabella who has a bad case of hiccups so maybe you could just turn a blind eye ok?
Candace: Well, Ok
(Skip to when the haunted house has been built)
Me: Phineas, we can both guide Isabella through the haunted house, but since the song that follows is a highlight of this day, mind if I sing it?
Phineas: Go ahead
Me: Come let's tiptoe into the dark. One good scare oughta do it! You'll find our bite much worse than our bark. One good scare ought to do you some good! If you should find the daily grind a bit taxing on my mind to help unwind if so inclined, I have a small suggestion. That if you dare into my lair you should prepare for quite a scare! But will you share in this nightmare? Would be my only question.
(Interlude 1)
Baljeet: Boo! Boo! I say
Phineas: Baljeet?
Baljeet: Oh I am not Baljeet, I am the scariest thing known to man, a failed math test
Phineas: Yeah right we're just gonna move on now
Baljeet: You can run but it won't be to the college of your choice I tell you
(Song resumes)
Me: If your hair lies lifeless and limp, one good scare ought to do you. Come with me now don't be a wimp one little scare oughta do ya some good.
(Interlude 2)
Phineas: Hello? Buford?
Buford: Behold the face of evil
Phineas: Buford, are you supposed to be Jeremy's little sister? You said you were gonna be something scary
Buford: She is scary man she gives me the willies
Phineas: Little Suzy Johnson gives you the willies?
Me: Uh, Phineas I think his fear is totally justified because while we're doing this, Candace is heading over to hang with Jeremy and Suzy is trying to make her look bad in front of him.
Phineas: Oh I See um we're just gonna move on now
Buford: Wash away the horror wash away the horror
(Song Continues)
Me: That is quite right I would delight in taking flight into the night if I might give you such a fright you know I surely would. But if I seem a bit extreme in my attempts to make you scream, remember that this spooky scheme will cure your hiccups for good. One little, One Little, One little scare oughta do ya some good
Ferb: (let's out creepy laugh)
Me: Well Isabella did that cure your hiccups
Isabella: Hic
Phineas: I was afraid she'd say that. By the way Jason, how do we get rid of her hiccups?
Me: Well a random plane should accidentally pick up your haunted house with you still in it and Isabella gets so scared for your life, that she gets scared out of her hiccups. So that happens.
Me: It's ok I have a plan. Isabella have your troops make a trampoline to catch Phineas out of their sashes
Isabella: Good idea girls, you heard Jason, you know what to do
Fireside girls: Yes mam hup, hup, hup, hup, hup
Isabella: We did it!
Katie: Wow Jason, that was some smooth leadership. Starts winking at me almost flirtatiously.
Me: I'll need some time to think over your suggestion but I should know by part 4 of this project.
(That's not he end but you guys will see)
Phineas and Ferb Save Summer
We start the story after Phineas and Co's summer all over the world song
Phineas: Why did it get cold all of a sudden?
Me: Ok this is all I'm supposed to tell you about this but Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz the chairman of this group of villains known as the League of Villainous Evil Doers Maniacally United for Frightening Investments in Naughtiness or LoveMuffin for short has built a machine powerful enough to push the earth further away from the sun.
Phineas: What can we do?
Me: Well we could build a gravity manipulating machine to reverse the effects of the ray.
Phineas: Let's do it
So we build said ray and it's a success.
Stay tuned for part 4 which contains the episodes the beak parts 1 and 2
