A/N: I don't own Naruto nor KH but enjoy this chapter.
Meanwhile a woman that was grumbling while walking besides our heroes, is smashing vases of Kuzco with her right hand man named Kronk. She got fired by Kuzco earlier before Kuzco invited Pacha, Sora and the gang.
"He can't get rid of me that easily. Who does that ungrateful little worm think he is? Does he have any idea who's dealing with? How could he do this to me? Why I practically raised him." She ranted while smashign another vase.
"Yeah you think he'd turn out better." Kronk commented.
"Yeah, go figure." The woman named Yzma said.
"Well you know you it's better that you're taking out on your vases instead of the real Kuzco." What Kronk said gave Yzma an idea.
"That's it Kronk That's it! I'll get rid of Kuzco!" She laughed.
"The Real Kuzco?" Kronk Asked. Yzma glared at him.
"Of course the real Kuzco see with him out of the way and no heir to the throne I'll take over and rule the empire! BRILLANT!" Yzma laughed
"And how does that work with you fired?" Kronk asked remembering that Kuzco fired her.
"The only ones that knows that are the three of us but soon to be the two of us." Yzma said.
"And I'm of those two right?" Kronk asked but Yzma ignored him.
"TO THE SECRET LAB" Yzma exclaimed.
Kronk and Yzma ran in front of a statue that look like a troll and fish "Pull the lever Kronk." Yzma commanded as Kronk pulled the lever but unfortunately
"WROOONG LEVVVEEEEER!" Yzma screamed as a trap door opened beneath her making her fall.
"uh" Kronk said at his mistake before musing.
Yzma walked back in drench and a gator biting her. "Why do we even have that lever?" she asked before smacking the gator away causing it to run whimpering like a dog. "Get out of my way." Yzma snapped before pulling the other horn that flipped them over to roller coaster.
"Please remain seated and keep hands and legs in at all time" a robotic voice said before the roller coaster was launched with Kronk screaming with joy.
"Faster, Faster!" Kronk(1) screamed with excitement while Yzma gave a determined look. "Yzma put your hands in Air!" When it ended Yzma and Kronk wore mad scientist outfits they high fived each other before going to work.
"Oh how should I do it?" Yzma asked herself before getting an idea. "Oh I know... I'll turn him into a flea. A harmless little flea. Then I'll put that flea in a box. Then I'll put that box in another than I'll mail that box to myself and when it arrives I'll smash it with a hammer!" Yzma laughed "Its brilliant, brilliant, BRILLIANT GENIUS I SAY!" She then accidently spill one of the vials a bit as some landed on a butterfly it screamed a bit before poofing into smoke dead.
Yzma and Kronk just stared silent at where the insect was before Yzma broke the silence. "Or to save postage, I'll just poison them with this." She said holding the vial of poison before giving it to Kronk. "Take it Kronk feel the power."
"Oh yeah I feel it." he said looking at the poison.
Later on Yzma invited Kuzco for a "Farewell dinner." Kronk forgot which one was Kuzco's poison so he mixed it up and gave it to Kuzco then it looked like after he drank the potion that he's dead, however he woke back up and started growing llama ears. Then his neck grew then his hands turned into hooves then his face into a llama's. Yzma was smashing her two pieces of broccoli. Kronk noticed it, and offered more broccoli. She shook her head and ordered him to knock him out. In an instant, Kronk slammed the bowl on the llama's head, knocking him out cold. Yzma rushed over, staring at the blueblood in shock.
"What? A llama? HE'S SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD!" She screamed.
Kronk rubbed the back of his neck. "Yeahweird."
Glaring at her servant, the elderly woman held out her hand. "Let me see that vial!"
He gave it to her, and she noticed that the label was pushed down a bit, forming what seemed to be a skull. By pushing it up, it was revealed to be the silhouette of a llama.
"This isn't poison!" she yelled. "This is extract ofLLAMA!"
The woman groaned as she bumped her head in frustration.
"You know, in my defense your poisons all look alike. You may wanna think about relabeling some of them." Kronk said, defending himself.
"Take him out of town and finish the job NOW!" she angrily commanded.
Raising his eyes in thought, the man stared in confusion. "What about dinner?"
At that point all the emotion drained from her face. "Kronkthis is KIND OF important"
"How about dessert?" he asked in a saddened tone.
Raising her finger in protest, Yzma began having second thoughts. "Well I suppose there's time for dessert."
He smiled. "And coffee?"
"Alright, a quick cup of coffee," the traitor agreed. "THEN TAKE HIM OUT OF TOWN AND FINISH THE JOB!"
Later on Kronk put Kuzco in a bag walking or should I say skipping down the steps. He then drops Kuzco down the water. owever. he looked after the sack and was unsure if he did the right thing then two miniature versions of him appear on the shoulders. One dressed like a devil, the other like an angel. "My shoulder angel."
The shoulder angel told, "You're not gonna let him die like that, are you?"
Then the devil countered, "Don't listen to that guy. He's trying to lead you down the path of righteousness. I'm gonna lead you down the path that rocks."
"Oh, come off it," told the angel and the devil said, "You come off it!"
Then the two are having a fight of constant repeating the word you until the devil told, "You infinity."
Once the angel gave up the devil explains "Listen up, big guy. I got three good reasons why should just walk away. Number one: He's got that sissy stringy music thing" and points to the good counterpart. The angel countered "We've been through this. It's a harp, and you know it."
"Oh, right. That's a harp and that's a dress."
"Robe"
"Reason number two: Look what I can do." said the devil and made a handstand with only one hand. That confuses Kronk.
"But what does that..." The angel Kronk interrupted him. "No, no he's got a point."
Kronk just shrugged it off then just jumped suddenly and captured the sack just before it fell off a waterfall a waterfall with a few kilometers of heights. The zooming out only proves it that the edge of this waterfall is nearly on top of a mountain. Makes one wonder how they have an artificial river in a town that is built on top of a mountain. And in this distance a chimp eats a bug. Okay... what's with that? Can we get back to the story? And another thing... Why did they not make Kingdom of the sun... Okay now I'm getting sidetrack. Also keep in mind this is the only world where we break the fourth wall okay? Back to Kronk...
"Oh boy. Think, think, think. What to do, what to do? What do we do with the body?" Come on, Kronky. Come on, Kronky. Okay. What do I do? What do I do?"
As he rushes down some stairs he didn't notice the cat on one of them and steps on her tail, which results the cat to cry and attack Kronk. He let go of the sack with Kuzco in there and tries to get the cat off. He rushes down and tries to find the sack, but it was gone and was only able to catch a glimpse of the owner of the cart where the sack with the transformed Emperor land. Strange that nobody has noticed the additional sack yet.
"This isn't good. I hope that doesn't come back to haunt me," Kronk muttered then became very nervous and guilty and afraid of Yzma.
The owner of the cart was none other than Pacha. Sora and his friends decided to join him to comfort him.
"I'm sorry, Pacha. I wish we can do something." Said Naruto, sadly. Pacha sadly smiled and touched his shoulder.
"It's okay. Hey you wanna come to my house with me? My wife's making some Japanese noodles called Ramen." Hearing that made Naruto and Sora's mouth drool. Donald facepalmed. If Sakura and Kairi were here they'd pummel the two idiots.
(1) Who doesn't love Kronk? I love writing him and Yzma. I wonder if I should allow Sora or Naruto to accidently drink a potion? Please fave and comment. Until then see ya.
