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Robyn here , I just got back from spain with my family , but I have been writing the chapter all week ( and I got myself a nice tan too) so ,here you go .
SUGER STICKS we forgot to o the disclaimer again.
Disclaimer : Me and Niamh don't have an extra bit of skin between our legs so we can't be J.P (but we wish we could have Fang . *sigh*)
Max POV
Oh the beauty of lunch. Iggy had told me to wait for him outside Math. He told me i'd be sitting with them (and by them I do mean his group) at lunch. I didn't decline because I knew no one here. Iggy guided me to the lunch room. We walked up to a table that seemed to be the centre of the room. A girl came up and threw her arms around me. I stood there kinda shocked.
"Ehh , this is Nudge " Iggy chuckled. She pulled back, she was the dark haired girl from the pool.
"Im Max!" I said looking around the table.
"This is Lissa, Josh, Sam, Fang and Tess. Im going to take a wild guess and say you already know Iggy?" I nodded at that. Nudge beamed.
"Grab a seat!" I sat down next to that Sam dude. He stared at me.
"Take a picture; it'll last longer, and I do believe my face is up here." I said pointing to my face. Everyone at the table laughed as Sam went red. I chuckled and put my hand out, he shook it and I smiled.
"So Fang were'd you get your black eye?" I asked smartly.
"Actaully guys, Max here gave me the eye" He said all cocky. " But in all fairness she didn't know who I was." The whole table gasped.
"I don't care who you are, you make fun of my name again and you'll get more than a black eye." I threatened.
"I like your attitude Max" Iggy said smiling.
"Me too" Nudge added.
"So Max where do you come from?" Lissa asked. But Loosily translated was ." Go back to where you belong."
"My Mommys ass" I said flatly . Fang, Iggy and Nudge snorted.
I laughed. " Manhatten" I answered cooly. ( A/N Is cooly a word? )
"So Max what would you like for lunch?" Sam asked.
"Ehh,don't know i'll go see?" I answered.
"Let me get it for you " Fang spoke up.
"I've got two legs ill do it myself " I replyed. But Fang still stood up and walked over to me.
"Just let me, you know, as a thank you for last night" I shrugged a fine . He left and I started talking to Tess. I noticed how she would glare at Nudge and glance at Iggy everyonce once in a while.
"So Tess -" I was cut off by her expression. It was a look of pure horror directed behind me. Iggy shouted a " Look out Max !" But t was too late something brown and chunky had already collided wth my face. The lunch room roared out in laugher. I wiped the stuff out of my eyes and turned to glare at Fang who was smirking.
"Why do you do something like this everytime!" Nudge asked as she pulled me to the girls room . I noticed Lissa wasn't at the table anymore. What had Nudge meant everytime?
"What do you mean by everytime?" I asked Nudge while she handed me some wet tissue to dab off the meat surprise from my face.
She sighed oh-so-dramatically, "Well...Lissa was new here a year ago and she liked Fang, and Fang liked her. He poured a slushie all over her head. And, you can imagine the fuss she made over her hair," She rolled her eyes, "But it wasn't half as bad as what he did to you. Lets just say Fangs past is really messy, you don't want to know."
I nodded thoughtfully.
Oh, but I do want to know.
Thank God it was only on my face and not my hair or clothes. I walked with Nudge and Iggy towards PE we all had it.
"We'll get him back don't worry " Nudge assured me.
"I know". I walked into the changing rooms.
Since I was new here I didn't have to get involved today. Somehow Iggy got out of playing (basketball) too and sat with me.
"So how are you gonna get Fang back ?"Iggy asked. I watched as Nudge caught the ball.
"I have a few Ideas" I said smugly. With that I stood up and walked over to two girls sitting out to they were both gossipers and you could tell.
"Hey, im Max!" I said with fake cheer.
"The meat surprise is bad isn't it?" One of them replyed the other laughed.
"So, have you heard?" I whispered. I fakely looked ver my shoulder to make sure no one was listening, I was laughing on the inside.
"No, what?" They both asked at the same time.
"Well, a friend of mine went out on a datewith Fang and a few days lather she told me she had -" I looked over my shoulder again. Iggy gave me a curious look.
"What?" They half shouted.
"Crabs!" I whispered.
"Ew really?" The blond one asked.
"Yeah, so that means Fang has crabs, gross right?"
" OMG Fang Ride was crabs." The one with brown hair said.
"Fang the Ride has crabs, ew!"The blond one said.
"Well see ya" I said and walked back to Iggy.
"What did you tell them? They're the biggest gossipers in the school" I looked over to them , they were texting furiously.
"Lets just say I made Fangs sex life alot more difficult" Iggys phone beeped. I read the text with him :
-Jason-
Ave u heard? Fang had crabs! H8 dat!
Iggy burst out laughing so hard he held on to his stomach.
"James Griffins, something funny?" The teacher asked .( I had forgotten her name).
"Nope" Iggy said still kinda laughing.
"You did this? Hes gonna kill you!" Iggy exclaimed.
"Your names James?" I asked ignoring him because I already knew what I ust got myself into.
"Yeah, when I was younger I went through a whole eggs stage, you know egg, Iggy"
I chuckled. I grabbed his phone out of his hand and put my number into it .
OK I hope you liked it we thought it was funny please review and we might just stick a Fang POV in there somewhere . Bye
R&N
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