I don't own Danny Phantom or the cast of Jerry springer. The Jerry springer cast own themselves, and the Danny Phantom characters are doing a life sentence to their owner. Enjoy part 3 of Danny Phantom Meets Jerry springer.
On set of the Jerry Springer show
"Welcome our guests today have some secrets they want to confess please meet Tucker. Tucker has something he would like to tell the love of his life." Jerry said.
"Yeah Jerry, Today I would like to confess that I am in love with the woman I have seen for the past couple of months, and that I want to marry her here on the Jerry Springer show." Tucker said causing the audience to cheer except Danny.
"That is wonderful Tucker, so tell us what is it about her that love?" Jerry asked in his usual tone.
"She loves my favorite food as much as I do if not more. She also never complains when making it. I don't care if she has mood swings and has a daughter, I am going to ask her to marry me today." Tucker said passionately.
"So is that why you are in a tuxedo?" Jerry asked not to surprised.
"Yeah that is right I am going to marry her, and nothing or no one is going to stop me." Tucker said adamantly.
"You come to get married on my show see people, this show has something for everyone!" Jerry said as the crowd began to chant his name.
In the Audience
"Wow your friend is getting planning on proposing to someone. I wonder who it could be." Kitty said in a curious tone.
"I have a feeling that who ever it is, they are a lucky person" Danny replied happy for his best friend.
On Stage
"Let's bring her out here she is everyone" Jerry said as everyone started cheering.
Then the woman came out While most of the audience cheered Danny began to vomit. The woman was a full-figured woman, with Green skin, a lunch room uniform, and yellow rubber gloves. When Danny came up from vomiting, what he saw next made him even sicker. Tucker was now french kissing the Lunch lady passionately. When he was finished the lunch lady took a seat.
"Welcome to the school Lunch lady. By the color of your skin I can tell you are a ghost." Jerry said trying not to sound insulting.
"Yeah that is right. Would you like an Apple dearie?" The lunch lady asked.
"Sure after your segment. But now tell me about your relationship with Tucker." Jerry asked wanting the information she had.
"At first we were bitter enemies, but when I saw his love of meat I knew he couldn't be all bad. Eventually we began to spend time together, and became secret lovers." The lunch lady said in a sweet tone.
"Lunch lady, I wanted to ask you will you marry me, and make my favorite meat meals for me for the rest of my life and afterlife?" Tucker asked hoping she would say yes.
"Yes Tucker I will. I have never met anyone who has love me and meat as much as you!" The lunch lady said sincerely.
"Ok let's bring out our minister." Jerry said as the wedding theme began to play.
The original Jerry Springer minister didn't come out, however, Clockwork the ghost of time came out.
"Where is our minister, and who are you?" Jerry asked surprised to see the ghost of time instead of his minister.
"I am Clockwork master of time. You minister wasn't qualified to wed humans and ghosts together since death has already parted the ghost. I am the only one qualified to do so." Clockwork said in a passive tone. "Ok Tucker do you take the moody yet sweet lunch lady to be your eternal life mate? To love and to hold forever for as long as you exist? Through sickness and through health until existence do you part" Clockwork asked in a passive tone.
"You bet I do!" Tucker said with pride.
"Do you lunch Lady take Tucker to be your eternal life mate? To love and to hold forever as long as you exist? Though sickness, and through health until existence do you part?" Clockwork asked once again in the same passive tone..
"I do." The lunch lady answer smiling.
"If there is anyone who opposes this union speak now or forever hold your peace." Clockwork said only for the doorbell to ring.
"Oh it seems someone opposes this union lets bring them out." Jerry said.
In the audience
"Who would oppose this union? I bet you a date it is someone for your friend Tucker." Kitty said.
"Ok what happened to you and Johnny?" Danny asked surprised Kitty would say something like this.
"After your mother, sister, and Sam sent us back to the ghost zone, we broke up. Now I am single and ready to mingle." Kitty said while winking at Danny.
"Sorry Kitty, but I can't except that date." Danny said declining.
On Stage
When the door opened all the boxes in the studio began to raise and within a second several dissecting knives went flying at Tucker. Tucker would have been hit head on if it wasn't for him activating his intangibility suit to make the knives go right through him.
"How dare you try to married the mother of my child! She is my woman and mine alone!" The box ghost said in an enraged voice.
"Boxy we are over now! we had a child together, but what we had is over! Now have a taste of my fury!" The lunch lady said as she made a giant drumstick appear to swat the box ghost through a wall with great force.
"You see that Jerry, she is perfect in every way. She can not only make meat, but she can beat the box ghost with her meat!" Tucker said not realizing the pun he made.
"I won't let her go to you! Why don't you leave her to me, and get with Technus?" The box ghost said as he began to summon some boxes the throw at Tucker.
"While meat is my favorite thing to eat I am not into the sausage and two potato's filled with cream sauce combo no offense to anyone who is though." Tucker answered striking a nerve with the box ghost.
The box ghost wasn't fat and overweight like he used to be. He was now very muscular and had a tattoo with a heart on his shoulder. However other than that everything else remained the same.
"Clockwork can you please time freeze him until the wedding is done?" Tucker asked hating the fact that a box obsessed idiot is ruining what was suppose to be the happiest day of his life.
"I never failed at a wedding before, so I will do so. Time out!" Clockwork said only for the box ghost to continue moving.
"Nice try clockwork, but as long as I wear this your power is worthless." The Box Ghost said pointing to the time medallion he had on. "Now time for me to beat the living daylights out of that home wreaking teen!" The box ghost explained cracking his knuckles.
"I am not a teen anymore! I am twenty years old! I mean come on I even have as much muscle as you now!" Tucker said annoyed.
"That not all he has, what he can do with his not so little 'muscle' downstairs sent me over the edge even more than you ever could 'tiny'! The lunch lady said sticking out her pinkie to show the box ghost's size.
In the Audience
"Oh my god this is just sick and wrong. That is it, from now on I am never eating meat again." Danny said vomiting again.
"For once Danny I actually agree with you, I bet if Sam were here I bet she would be so happy." Kitty said knowing how Sam try to convince him to not eat meat.
"They there little dude, what did I miss?" Johnny asked floating above the audience.
"Trust me you don't want to know. By the way Johnny you have a segment on the show as well right?" Danny asked the greasy haired biker ghost.
"Yeah I do, but I will let you find out for yourself what it is." Johnny said in a normal tone.
On stage
"I am sorry dude, but you aren't ruining the best day of my life!" Tucker said pulling out a Fenton thermos and sucking the box ghost into it.
"Clockwork dearie please continue." The lunch said in a sweet tone.
"By the powers that are natural and supernatural, I now pronounce you as man and ghost you may kiss the bride." Clockwork said as he teleported off the stage while Tucker and the lunch lady shared making out.
"We will be back!" The Jerry said as the crowd cheered with the exceptions of the two and a half ghosts all vomiting through the floor.
Stage out
So ends part three of Danny Phantom meets Jerry Springer. I hope you enjoyed reading this as much as I enjoyed typing it. I made a few changes and corrected a few errors in this chapter. as stated before if you have a crack pairing you would like to see that doesn't involve the characters I used then post them in reviews. If I use them I will give a shout out to you. R and R.
