The students and Snape all sat back in their chairs as they watched the next part of AVPM.

(Actress Ginny: Roooooonnnnnnn!)

There was an audible noise as Ginny's hands collided with her face. She clearly wasn't happy with her portrayal.

"Oh no!" Ginny moaned. This was so embarrassing...

(Actress Ginny: You were supposed to take me to Madame Malkins and use those sickles mom gave you for my robe fittings!
Actor Harry: Ah, whos this?
Actor Ron: Oh, this is just my stupid dumb little sister Ginny. Ginny, this is Harry Potter.)

"I'm not stupid!" Ginny huffed at Ron. Ron rolled his eyes.

(Actress Ginny: You're Harry Potter! You're the Boy Who Lived!)

Ginny buried her face in her hands. This musical was NOT turning out well for her. Were they going to exploit her crush on Harry? How did they even know about it?

(Actor Harry: Yeah... and you're Ginny...
Actress Ginny: It's Ginevra!
Actor Harry: Cool. Ginny's fine.)

This was getting worse for Ginny by the second. Was she that bad with boys?

(Actor Ron: Stupid sister! *claps hands over Ginnys head* Don't crowd the famous friend.)

Ron chuckled a bit. Ginny sent him a glare, and he wiped his grin off immediately. Ginny sighed. Hermione put a hand on her shoulder.

"It's not as if it could get any worse. And trust me, you're not the only humiliated one here." Hermione told her.

(Actress Hermione: Hey, do you guys here music or something?
Actor Ron: Yeah, someones coming.
Actresses of Pansy, Cho and Lavender: Cho Chang!)

"Oh no." Harry groaned.

(Actresses of Pansy, Cho and Lavender: Domo Arigato, Cho Chang! Gung Hey Fat Choy Chang! Happy Happy New Year, Cho Chang!)

Harry shifted uncomfortably in his seat. He had a feeling that if Cho saw this, she would not be happy with her portrayal. It was pretty racist.

Harry looked at the Asian girl he supposed was Cho. She was pretty. Then a terrible thought crossed his mind.

"Oh no... What if they know about-"

(Actress Ginny: Who's that?
Actor Ron: That's Cho Chang. That's the girl Harry's been totally in love with since Freshman year.)

Harry turned beet red as his question was answered. Ginny looked down in disappointment and jealousy. Snape looked highly amused at Potter's humiliation, as did Malfoy, who was busting up.

"Chang, Potter? Chang? She is so out of your league it's hilarious you'd even pine for her!" Malfoy taunted before before bursting with laughter again.

Harry crossed his arms, wishing desperately for Snape to leave the room so he could hex Malfoy.

(Actress Ginny: Konichiwa, Cho Chang, it is good to meet you. I am Ginny Weasley.
Actress Lavender: BITCH I ain't Cho Chang!)

Ginny turned red for the millionth time. Humiliation was coming her way once again.

Harry was confused. That wasn't Cho Chang? Then who was...

(Actor Ron: That's Lavender Brown! (Claps hands above Ginny's head) Racist sister!
Actress Cho: It's alright! I'm Cho Chang, y'all.)

Harry realized the racism he'd been guilty of for assuming the role of Cho would go to an Asian actress. Cho was Chinese, after all!

(Actor Harry: She is perfect.
Actor Ron: Yeah, too bad she's dating Cedric Diggory though.
Actor Harry: What? Who the hell is Cedric Diggory?

Actor Ron: Oh you know, he's just that guy... he's tall...
Actor Cedric: *pushes everyone away* Cho Chang! I am so in love with Cho Chang!)

Harry rolled his eyes. He felt the jealously he had previously felt for Cedric surge back through his body. This musical was really bringing out the worst in him.

(Actor Cedric: Bangkok to Ding Dang, I'll sing my love aloud for Cho Chaaaaang!)

"Bangkok." Fred repeated.

"Ding - Dang". George chimed in.

"I think Cedric I know what Cedric wants to do with his Ding-Dang." Fred said, wiggling his eyebrows. George nodded in agreement.

"Ba-"

"Mr. Weasley, if I were you I would NOT finish that sentence." Snape said sternly. Snape then turned his attention back to the screen. When he wasn't looking, Fred and George quickly stuck their tongues out at him.

Ginny gave a disapproving look towards her brothers.

"Oh, grow up." Ginny remarked.

(Actor Harry: Hate that guy! I hate him!
Actor Ron: So are we going to get those robes or not?
Actress Ginny: Alright! Okay! I'm GOING!
Actor Ron: GOD SISTER!
*the four exit. Neville enters.*)

"Hey, look, it's Neville!" Hermione pointed out.

"Yeah, Granger, I see that." Draco said, annoyed.

"Malfoy, I wasn't talking to you. And I was only pointing it out to those out of MY FRIENDS who didn't know."

"It's hard not to tell it's Longbottom by the chubbiness and overall idiotic look."

(*Crabbe and Goyle enter*
Actor Goyle: Present your arm, nerd!
*Neville fearfully shows his arm*
Actor Goyle: INDIAN BURN HEX!)

Fred took out his wand in copy.

"INDIAN BURN HEX!" He said, pointing his wand at Ron's arm. But sadly, there was no effect.

"Damn." Fred muttered.

"Ten points from Gryffindor for attempting to use magic outside of class, and for use of foul language." Snape informed Fred emotionlessly.

"Well, you're no fun." Fred mumbled quiet enough so Snape could not hear.

(*Neville shrieks in pain and falls to the ground*
*The Golden Trio, accompanied by Ginny, enter*
Actress Ginny: Are you okay?
Actor Ron: Ugh. Crabbe and Goyle.
Actor Harry: Hey, why don't you guys leave Longbottom alone, okay?
Actor Goyle: WELL IF IT ISN'T HARRY POTTER. YOU THINK 'CAUSE YOU'RE FAMOUS AND ALL, YOU CAN BOSS EVERYONE AROUND!
Actor Harry: No, I just don't think it's fair of guys of your size to pick on guys like Neville.
Actor Goyle: Oh, well you know what I think? I think glasses *takes Harry's glasses* are for nerds! *breaks glasses* WE HATE NERDS!
Actor Crabbe: And girls!)

Harry, Ron and Hermione all leaned angrily towards the screen. It was not uncommon for a situation like this to take place in Hogwarts, and to them, this fight scene seemed quite real.

(Actor Ron: *Hiding behind Hermione* You don't mess with Harry Potter, he defeated the Dark Lord when he was a baby!)

"How brave, Weasley. Hiding behind your girlfriend." Draco taunted. Ron turned bright red.

"She's NOT my girlfriend!" Ron said hotly, looking ready to strangle Draco.

(Actress Hermione: Alright, everyone just calm down. *walks over to Harry* Occulus Reparo! *Harry's glasses fix themselves*
Actor Harry: Woah, cool!)

Draco was starting to get impatient. His two cronies were onstage, but where was he? Those two idiots were like headless chickens without his leadership.

(Actress Hermione: Now let's leave these baby childish jerks alone!
Actress Draco: Did someone say Draco Malfoy?)

Question answered. His actor- or rather actress- had now appeared.

Harry's eyes went wide with shock as first, then he just laughed and pointed at the humiliated and upset Malfoy. Ron was doing the same. Hermione was trying to catch her breath from laughing so hard. Even Ginny was cackling with laughter.

"Oh. Oh SPIRITS no." Draco said, still a bit shocked. He got up and paused the video.

"What the HELL is this?" Draco yelled at the computer screen, as if expecting an answer.

"I'll have you know that your portrayal of me is terribly wrong considering that I am more masculine then all of Gryffindors in this room combined, AND I do not have a piercing!"

"Mr. Malfoy, sit down. The muggle device does not speak." Snape instructed, annoyed. Draco hesitated, but eventually sat down, still very upset.

After she had tamed the laughter, Hermione got up and started to play the video again.

(Actor Harry: Ugh, Malfoy, what do you want?
Actress Draco: Crabbe, Goyle, be a pair of pips and go pay for my robes, will you?
*walks around Potter*
So, Potta, back for another year at Hogwarts, are you? Maybe this year you'll wise up and hang out with the higher caliber wizard. *strikes pose*)

"Hey, Malfoy, let me know when you want to get your nails done, and I'll take you." Ginny teased. Fred and George cracked up.

"Oh shut up, Weasley 2, 3, and 4." Draco snapped.

(Actor Harry: Nice try Malfoy, but Ron and Hermione are my best friends in the world. I wouldn't trade them for anything.)

Ginny looked down in disappointment. Excluded, once again.

(Actress Draco: Have it your way. WAIT, don't tell me: Red hair, a hand-me-down robe and a stupid complexion. You must be a Weasley!)

As much as he hated his appearance, Draco had to chuckle at that line. At least his clever words and intellect was still there.

(Actor Ron: My God, lay off Malfoy, she may be a pain in the ass, okay, but she's MY pain in the ass.)

"Wow, Ron, that really warms my heart."

"You're welcome, Ginny."

(Actress Draco: Well, isn't this cute. It's like a little loser family reunion. Hogwarts has really gone to the dogs. Luckily, next year, I'll be transferred to Pigfarts!)

"You will?" Fred said excitedly.

"Finally! Malfoy will be gone!" George added happily.

"For your information, Weasleys, I have no idea what the hell Pigfarts is, so don't get too excited." Draco informed them.

(Actress Draco: This year you bet, gonna get outta here! The reign of Malfoy is drawing near! I'll have the greatest wizard career! It's gonna be totally awesome!
Look out world for the dawn of the day, when everyone will do, WHATEVER I SAY! And Potta won't be in my way, and then I'll be the one who's totally awesome!
Actor Goyle: YEAH YOU'LL BE THE ONE WHO IS TOTALLY AWESOME!)

"Merlin, he's weird." Ron said after flinching out of surprise for Goyle's loudness.

(Actress Hermione: C'mon guys, we're gonna miss the train!
All Students: Who knows how fast this years gonna go?

Hand me a glass, let the butterbeer flow!
Actor Harry: Maybe at last, I'll talk to Cho!)

"Get real, Potter." Malfoy teased.

(Actor Ron: Oh no, that be way to awesome!
All Students: We're back to learn everything that we can!
It's great to come back to where we began,

And here we are, and Ala Kazaam!

Here we go, this is totally awesome!
C'mon and teach us everything you know!
The summer's over and we're itchin' to go!

Actor Neville: I think we're ready for, Albus Dumbledore!
All Students: Aaaahhhhh

Actor Dumbledore: Welcooooooooooooooooooooooo-)

"Dumbledore?" The students shrieked in shock. Even Snape looked bewildered. Draco shrugged it off.

"Figures. Their portrayal is spot on, considering how Dumbledore's old, which they got down with the beard, and loony, which they showed us with the weird looking shoes and flowers."

"Right, just like how your portrayal is spot on, Malfoy."

"Can it, Granger."

"You too."

(Actor Dumbledore: oooommmee all of you to Hogwarts!

I welcome all of you to school!

Did you know that here at Hogwarts, we've got a hidden swimming pool?

Welcome, welcome, welcome Hogwarts!

Welcome hotties, nerds, and tools! Now that I've got you here at Hogwarts….

I'd like to go over a couple of rules. My name is Albus Dumbledore, and I'll be your headmaster here at Hogwarts. 'Spose you could call me Albus, of course… If you wanted detention. I'm just kidding. I'll expel you if you call me Albus.

All Students: Back to witches and wizards and magical beasts,

To goblins and ghosts, and to magical feasts!
It's all that I love and it's all that I need at Hogwarts! Hogwarts!
Back to spells and enchantments, potions and friends!
To Gryffindor!)

All the Gryffindors in the room cheered. Draco booed them.

All Students: Hufflepuff!
Ravenclaw!
SLYTHERIN!)

Draco cheered as loud as he could without possibly getting yelled at. Snape gave a polite clap.

(All Students: Back to the place where our story begins at Hogwarts! Hogwarts!
Actor Dumbledore: I'm sorry, what did you say?
All Students: Hogwarts! Hogwarts!

Actor Dumbledore: I didn't hear you kids!
All Students: Hogwarts! Hogwarts!
Actor Harry: Man, I'm glad I'm back!

*end of number)

The seven students (and teacher) sat in silence for a few minutes. After a while, Draco broke the silence.

"….. What the bloody hell did I just watch?"

Hello everyone! Sorry for going AWOL on this story for a while, it was tough figuring out what to do with Draco's reaction. I was considering having him faint at one point. :P Either way, I hope you enjoyed this chapter, and I am going to have the next chapter done in a few days!