Title: Sleepover

Author: Moonlight Music Mistress

Pairing(s): Hyuuga Neji x Tenten, Hyuuga Hinata x Uzumaki Naruto, Nara Shikamaru x Yamanaka Ino, Uchiha Sasuke x Haruno Sakura

Rating: T

Genre: Humor/Romance

Summary: The Hyuugas are throwing a sleepover!! What will happen? Chaos? Madness? Fun? Love?

I luffle this fic, and I can't stop updating it!! So go and read it...well, what are you waiting for? Read the fic. Go.

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"YES!! MAKEOVERS!!" Sakura hollered.

"NO!! NOT ON ANY OF YOUR LIVES!!" the boys all hollered at once.

"Please?" Ino pouted, her bottom lip overlapping her top.

"Alright, I'm in," Shikamaru gave in.

"We're not!!" Neji, Sasuke, and Naruto hollered.

"I'll tell them your deepest, darkest secret, Neji!!" Tenten bribed.

"Um...well...eh...COUNT ME IN!!" Neji screamed like an idiot. At this, all of the girls ran over to Tenten, saying stuff like, "What is it?" and "Does he sleep with a pink blankie?"

Tenten shook her head. "Sorry girls, Neji's too close a friend of mine for me to tell his secrets." Neji sighed in relief.

"Or is he?" Tenten chuckled. Neji ran over to her and shut her mouth and pulled a kunai from nowhere. He placed it across her neck. "You tell anyone and you're gonna have this baby across your throat," he mysteriously whispered.

"Okay..." Tenten was trying not to laugh.

"Well, we're not playing." Sasuke said, referring to him and Naruto.

"Okay then," Sakura said. "Then I'll just tell Kakashi-sensei that you were the ones who stole and read Icha Icha Paradise when he wasn't looking."

"YOU WOULDN'T!!" the two yelled in unison.

"Oh, but she would," Hinata, Tenten, and Ino whispered slyly.

"FINE!! WE'RE IN!!" Naruto and Sasuke hollered.

"YAYS!!" the girls screamed. They ran upstairs to Hinata's room to get the makeup. When the four arrived, Ino, Sakura, and Tenten screamed. Shikamaru, Sasuke, and Neji all ran upstairs to see what had happened.

"SAKURA!! What happened?!" Sasuke yelled.

"INO!! Are you okay?!" Shikamaru hollered.

"TENTEN!! Did you get hurt?!" Neji screamed.

The four girls started laughing. "No, we're just shocked at how big Hina-chan's room is!!" Ino laughed.

"Yeah, so Hina-chan, get the makeup and hair stuffs!!" Tenten yelled.

"Alright, let's go!!" Hinata yelled, carrying a multitude of makeup and hair supplies in her hands.

When the seven arrived downstairs, they found Naruto making out with his pillow. Ino, Sakura, and Tenten burst out laughing. Neji asked, "WHAT in the name of Konoha ARE YOU DOING?"

Naruto flushed. "Well, I was pretending the pillow was the girl I like..." Hinata looked ready to cry at this, but nobody noticed except Naruto. "Hina-chan, are you okay? Listen, don't be upset."

Hinata smiled a bit. "O-okay." At least he cares...

"MAKEOVER TIME!!!" Tenten yelled.

"YEAH!!" the other girls hollered.

"Look the other way until we're done. Then rate us on a scale of one to ten when we tell you that you can look," Hinata commanded.

The boys all nodded, groaned, sat down, and turned around while the girls made themselves look like they were contestants on ANTM. Tenten was applying makeup, Sakura was crimping her hair, Ino was doing her toenails and fingernails, and Hinata was straightening her hair. Pretty soon, Tenten was making her hair wavy, Sakura was doing her nails, Ino was doing her makeup, along with Hinata. Soon after that, everyone had their hair, makeup, and nails done. They were also wearing some of Hinata's clothes and jewelry. Hey, Hinata has a lot of money on her.

"You can look now, boys," Sakura squealed as she turned around. The girls were in a line. It was Sakura, Hinata, Ino, and finally Tenten. The boys all looked at her. Naruto was slightly flushing, Neji and Shikamaru looked slightly less nonchalant than usual, and Sasuke was covering his cheeks with his hands to keep his massive blush from showing.

Sakura's pink hair was crimped and she was wearing light pink eyeshadow, mascara, and a slight bit of black eyeliner. She didn't have any blush on. Her lips were painted with hot pink lipstick that was very flamboyant, and she was wearing a light pink sparkly dress with tank top sleeves that went down to her ankles. Her fingernails and toenails were white. She had on gold hoop earrings and a silver chain around her neck. She was wearing gold, open -toe high heels. Overall, she looked really nice.

"YEAH SAKURA!! I'LL GIVE YOU AN EIGHT!!" Naruto hollered. Sakura winked at him and looked over to Neji.

"You get a...six. Pretty good, Haruno. Not that great though," Neji stated. Sakura pouted. "Shikamaru?"

"Um...seven." Shikamaru told her. That was all he had to say.

"Alright...Sasuke-kun?" Sakura said sweetly.

"OH FOR THE LOVE OF CRAP!! TEN!! TEN!! TEN!! TEN!!" he hollered. Sakura was ready to do mouth-to-mouth with him; she thought that he was hyperventilating!!

"Thanks, Sasuke-kun." Sakura blew him a kiss, sat down next to him, and said, "Alright, Hina-chan!! Come on out!!"

Hinata then stepped out. Her hair (which was shoulder length) was straightened. Her eyeshadow was light blue, and she wasn't wearing any lip gloss or lipstick. Her mascara, however, was heavy, and she had a lot of blush on. She didn't look like a clown, though. She had some eyeliner on, and she had on a gold chain and navy blue earrings. Her fingernails were sky blue, but her toenails weren't painted because her toenails wouldn't be showing. She had on a light denim miniskirt that went down about mid thigh, and a noticeable golden belt. She had a spaghetti strap, tight white top with gold sequins around the neck, with a long-sleeved denim jacket over that. She also sported a white beanie with little gold sequins on her head. She had on sparkly golden flats with silver sequins.

"Al...alright, how do I l-look...?" Hinata asked, pointing her fingers.

"You look pretty good, Hinata," Sasuke said, getting over the whole Sakura incident. "I'll give you a seven and a half." Hinata slightly blushed (I couldn't resist putting in SLIGHT SasuHina!!) and looked over to Shikamaru.

"Hmm...six and nine tenths." Everyone sighed at Shikamaru's technical-ness.

"Neji-nii-san?" Hinata asked.

"Okay, if you think I'm gonna rate my cousin on a scale from one to ten, you're all insane," Neji complained.

"Fine then...Naruto-kun?" Hinata asked.

"Oh...my...TEN!! TEN!!! TEN!! ELEVEN!!! TWELVE!! HOWEVER HIGH WE CAN GO!!" Naruto yelled, his nosebleed all over his sleeping bag.

"Idiot, look at your sleeping bag," Shikamaru complained. Naruto flushed and said, "Crap."

"O-okay, Ino-chan...your turn!" Hinata meekly yelled as she sat next to Naruto.

"Okay!!" Ino walked out, with her hair slightly messy and with black and red streaks in it. She was wearing bright black lipstick and bold red eyeshadow. Her eyeliner was black, and she wore a lot of eyeliner at that. She had on big black boots and a short, short, SHORT black skirt with a red belt. She had on a tight black spaghetti-strap top with a skull on it. She also wore two bracelets on her right wrist- one black and one red. Her fingernails- not toenails- were painted- black and every other one was red. She had a black choker with spikes coming out, and her earrings were long, down to her shoulders, with little guitars hanging off.

"Okay boys!! Rate me!!"

Neji stood up. "Eh, four. I don't like the whole punk thing." Ino mumbled something like, "Stupid Hyuuga" or something and looked over to Sasuke.

"Alright, Sasuke?"

"Hm...eh? Seven." Sasuke looked at her closer. "No...eight. Unlike Neji, I like the whole punk thing. Represents black, my favorite color."

"Don't go emo on us, teme!!" Naruto wailed. "Anyway, pretty good Ino, I'll give it a seven and a half!!" Ino grinned and went over to Shikamaru. "So...Shika-baby..." she mouthed.

Shikamaru was lost in oblivion. When he snapped out, he verbalized, "Ten..." Ino flushed and sat next to Shikamaru. "Alright, Ten-chan!! Come on!!"

Tenten then walked out. Her hair (which NO ONE, NO ONE, had ever seen down), was about mid-back length, and it was wavy. Her eyeshadow was bright green and very noticeable, and her face was very sparkly. Her eyeliner was black and subtle, and her mascara was very noticeable as well. Her lips were painted with light, light, light pink lip gloss. Her dress was black and VERY sparkly, and there was a cut on it going up her right leg. The dress hugged her hourglass-built body nicely, and it was the tightest article of clothing that any of the girls had worn. Her fingernails and toenails were painted dark green, and her heels were silver and sparkly and open-toe. She had a jade-colored necklace on, and emerald-colored, ball-shaped earrings. She grinned slyly and said, "What do you think?"

Shikamaru looked at Tenten. "E-eight..." he said, trying not to flush.

Naruto looked at Tenten and said, "NINE AND A HALF!! NINE AND A HALF!!"

Tenten grinned. "Alright...Sasuke?"

Sasuke was flushing. "Nine..."

"Okay..." Tenten got a mischievous grin on her face and whispered, "Neji?"

Neji was looking at his female teammate with incredulity. "Thirteen..." Neji then fainted on his blood-covered sleeping bag. Tenten chuckled as she walked over and sat next to her teammate.

"Okay..." Tenten began.

"Now that we girls are all made up..." Ino continued.

"Now..." Sakura continued.

"It's time..." Hinata stated.

"FOR YOUR TURN!!" the four girls shouted at once.

"NO!!!" the four boys yelled.

"Yes!!" the four girls argued. The girls each grabbed someone. Hinata grabbed Naruto, Ino grabbed Shikamaru, Tenten grabbed Neji, and Sakura grabbed Sasuke. They put them into the bathroom. Four chairs were all lined up in front of a really long mirror. The girls placed them into the chairs and began putting makeup and hair products on them.

"You boys are gonna look great!!" Ino chuckled as she put eyeshadow on Shikamaru. Shikamaru's eyelid was tickling, and it was twitching, which made Ino mess up.

"Yes, you'll look beautiful!!" Tenten laughed as she curled Neji's hair.

"Yep!!" Sakura squealed. "SASUKE-KUN!! YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO TOUCH ANYTHING UNTIL YOUR FINGERNAILS ARE DRIED!!"

"This is awesome!!" Hinata gushed, putting mascara on Naruto, who kept blinking.

Soon, Neji's hair, Sasuke's nails, Naruto's makeup, and Shikamaru's makeup was done. Now Neji's nails, Shikamaru's hair, Sasuke's makeup, and Naruto's nails were getting done.

"Okay," Tenten started as she painted Neji's nails. "THIS is fun!!"

"This hurts, Sakura!!" Sasuke complained.

"How does putting lipstick on you hurt, sissy?" Sakura asked.

"INO!!" Shikamaru yelled. "MY HAIR ISN'T MEANT TO BE CRIMPED!!"

"I don't care," Ino started. "You look beautiful!!"

"Hina-chan, can I scratch my nose?" Naruto asked.

"Your nails won't be dried until about five more minutes!!" Hinata joked as Naruto groaned.

Pretty soon, the boys all had their hair, makeup, nails, and really girly jewelry and outfits on. They were standing in a line- Sasuke, Shikamaru, Neji, and Naruto. The girls weren't going to rate them, though.

"Okay, Sasuke-kun!! Come on!!" Sakura yelled.

Sasuke walked out, really embarrassed. His hair was straightened and about down to his lower ear. He was wearing pink eyeshadow, dark green eyeliner, dark purple lipstick, and pink blush. His fingernails were painted yellow, and he was wearing a gold chain with a flower on it. His outfit consisted of a ballerina tutu, and he was topless except for a buttoned cowboy vest. He was wobbling, because he was wearing one flat and one four-inch heel. The girls all slightly blushed and giggled as Sasuke sat next to Sakura, ready to kill her.

"Come on, Shikamaru!!" Ino screamed.

Shikamaru mumbled something under his breath as he was revealed. His lips were hot pink and his eyeshadow was the same color as Tenten's. His nails were painted gold and silver-a French mani- and he wore a LOT of mascara. He was wearing earrings only for jewelry since his ears are pierced. His earrings were little stars. Also, his hair was crimped and down, so he looked REALLY strange. He had a washable tattoo that said "MOM" and lastly, he was wearing an outfit similar to Little Red Robin Hood's. He then sat down next to Ino.

The girls all rolled on the floor laughing, as Neji walked out. The girls regained composure, then died laughing again.

Neji was wearing lime green lipstick (wherever Hinata got THAT from) and sky blue eyeshadow. His hair was curled and, since it was curled, it looked about two inches shorter than normal. He had a flower in his hair, and his nails were painted all different colors. He wasn't wearing any shoes, but there was a reason. He was wearing one of Hinata's lime green bikini tops, and a turquoise mermaid tail!! He sat down next to Tenten in pure embarrassment.

Naruto then walked out, and he was actually SMILING!! His eyeshadow was orange, and he was wearing purple mascara. His blush was hot pink. He also had blue nails, and he was wearing silver ballet flats. His hair was slightly wavy, and here's the funny part- he was wearing only his boxers, and one of Hinata's bedroom curtains was draped around his shoulders!!

The girls and Naruto all died laughing, while Shikamaru, Neji, and Sasuke sit there in embarrassment.

"So...what do we do next?" Sasuke asked.

"I know EXACTLY what we do next..." Ino chuckled maniacally. Everyone backed away, slightly scared at the currently punky blonde's idea. Because when Ino chuckles maniacally, nobody will like what's coming.

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ALRIGHT!! I love this one!! Please review, and stay tuned for chapter 4, where Ino reveals her brilliant (we hope!!) idea!!