I don't own any of the characters featured in this fanfiction. Thanks for the review, BLACK-OP 1, Sai will be getting some lemons, next chap or the chap after, as I need him to actually have a relationship with the girl before he screws, her, as that isn't her personality.

Time was ticking on at the corner of Yusotaka's computer. It was 11:45. 15 minutes until Naruto and Misa's scheduled deaths. No-one had really said anything, except L, who seemed to be unable to stop making accurate assumptions about everyone in the room.

11:50

11:55

Misa stopped sobbing and started to clutch at her heart. Naruto just looked up, waitng for the wall to fall on him. He was going to try to get out of death somehow. Misa was still having a heart attack, with everyone gathered around her, clearly in agony.

"I am- AAAAGGGHHH- gonna go- don't- AAARRRGH! Follow..."

She started to stand up, with L's support. Once up, she stumbled again, then walked into the other room. Trying their best to ignore her pain, they turned their attention to Naruto. Ten minutes had passed without Naruto dying, when L just said what seemed glaringly obvious.

"As we – no – I know, the Shinigami and my humans are from different worlds. It seems most of us are from different worlds. Shinigami cannot kill each-other using the death note. Naruto is from a different world, and so maybe he can't die because of that?"

This seemed plausible to the others, so they just nodded, excruciatingly aware that there was a dead body next door.

Sai decided to get on with trying to get out the room.

"Remember Misa said there was a window behind her bags? I could draw a bird and fly us out."

"L doesn't even recall anyone checking if we were high up. We could be on ground floor."

Nobody got up, so in the end they waited until the bags fell over and looked. Lazy buggers.

"Fuck."

"Hn."

They were on the second floor, and could easily jump down from the window. Which was open.
Squall hopped out first, like a bad-ass. L jumped out after, than Naruto made a ladder of clones and everyone climbed down using them, earning a few cries of pain when the pulled his hair or stepped on his nose. Finally everyone was out, and they looked around. It just appeared to L, Bob and Souchirou to be a normal city. To Naruto and Sai it was a gray boring city. To Husky and Senri it looked like a the biggest city ever. To Yusotaka it was a slum. All in all, it was Lolanka, a city in the middle of Lacoltel, in the Crossiverse. They decided to find the nearest bar and ask about where they were. The first bar they saw was called The Floating Stone. Inside it was loud, smelled of ash, and dark. Apart from Bob and Souchirou, none of them had been to a bar like this. They all walked up to the counter and L asked where they were. The bartender looked grumpy and told the 'foreign bastards with stupid orange clothes' to go look at a map. A young man just laughed at the bartender, and told the Crossed Up Gang that they were in Lolanka. They seemed fine with this, except for Sai. "Now why don't you go buy a dick?"

The bar went silent. The young man stood up. "Do you know who I am? By the way, you got gay clothes on, and I don't hold back for gays."

"Are you mr. NoMcDick?"

"AAAAAAARRRRGGGGHHHH! My name is Zac Efron! Don't forget that!"

Sai drew his sword, and lopped the mans arms off. He collapsed to the ground spewing blood everywhere. The Crossed Up Gang were speechless. Sai just lopped off some guys arms.

"Say, Bob, doesn't Zac Efron sound familiar?"

"Wasn't he that fag from HSM? I can't believe Chiaki got me to watch that. I had to sand my eyes and do counseling."

"So you just killed some famous guy. We should go before someone else gets us."

As Naruto spoke a group of 20 fangirls knocked down the wall and started screaming about the dead bloke on the floor. About 17 of the fangirls died, while the rest rolled up there sleeves, screeching their battle cry.

"FOR ZAC EFROOOOOOOOOON! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"

5 minutes later Sai was in critical condition, and the others had gone deaf from the screechy girls.

The next day L had managed to use the £400 he had in his pocket to get them into a hotel which gave free room service. Sai started to get a bit peckish so he sent for room service. The girl who came up was about 18. Sai saw his chance to score.

"Stop looking at me like you wanna fuck me. Just cause I'm room service doesn't make a prozzy."

"You know you want me."

"Yeah I do."

She crawled up to him on his bed and was about to kiss him when she punched him as hard as she could, and said something about sex abusers.

Sai didn't call room service again. Instead he examined the phone, and how pressing a button had allowed him to speak to room service. He supposed it was something to do with using chakra to sense sound when the correct button is pressed.

L, meanwhile had also called room service, and ended up having a threesome with some twins. He'd always been a player, but for some reason they kept asking him if he would be willing to let them watch him have gay romps. This was new to L, so to be safe he said no. The disappointed expressions resembled that of a puppy.

The next day Sai decided to get laid, when suddenly, a couple of fairies flew in front of him, creating a yellow shield. Next thing he knew there was a ginger guy waving a massive sword at him.

When he spoke he sounded kinda bored. "I'm Kurosaki Ichigo, stop in the name of whoever my superior is blah blah blah. I'm gonna take you to The nearest hq to put you in prison for something..."

"It's okay, I'm a ninja."

Ichigo looked him over properly for the first time. "You look like a gay."

"At least I have a dick."

"Yeah whatever, come with me."

Sai didn't like this. He had just had a weird yellow shield projected in front of him, and now some dickless punk comes along with a sword many time the size of his penis, and tells him he is under arrest? Who did he think he was? The Uchiha police corps.? Ichigo sighed, and took out his sword. What chance would a gay skinny bloke have against a god of death?

"My sword is bigger than yours, so I advise you to stand down..."

"I keep telling you, it's okay, I'm a ninja!"

Ichigo couldn't take it anymore, so shunpoed behind Sai and bought his Zanpakuto down. Sai dodged and scribbled a couple of dragons. Making the appropriate seal the dragons burst into life. The were roughly the size of a 12 year old, but still dragons, and dive-bombed towards Ichigo, clawing at him.

"BANKAI!"

The two dragons were cleaved in half by a black sword. Ichigo moved behind Sai again, this time twice as fast, but got hit in the back with a shuriken. Almost immediately a brown haired girl jumped in and pulled it out, making a small yellow bubble over the wound. It healed within seconds. The girl, Orihime, jumped back again, as she was a support, not offensive. Ichigo looked around to see where the shuriken had come from and saw what appeared to be identical twins with orange jumpsuits. Ichigo sighed. Nothing to do with him was ever normal. Crazy ass dad, substitute god of death, could see ghosts, and now this. Ichigo lashed out at Sai again, who had bought his katana down in a swerving arc. Ichigo only just blocked it, so he took a step back and shouted, brining his sword down.

"GETSUGA TENSHOU!"

a massive wave of blue light smashed into Sai, cutting him up badly. Sai thought he was dealing with a shinobi, possibly of the Inuzuka clan, as he had used a getsuga attack. The last thing Sai saw was a yellow bubble and Naruto's face. His whiskers were more pronounced, and his eyes had gone fiery, as well as the pupls stretching. Sai also noticed his canines had grown, resembling Kiba.

Next thing Sai knew, he was in a cell, with Naruto in the top bunk. Naruto seemed to be either sleeping or out cold. Sai didn't care. He reached for his katana, but it had been confiscated, so he looked around for his sketch pad. Also gone, they must have realized his powers. Sai didn't really know many jutsu strong enough to get him out, he wasn't a tank he was an assassin. When Naruto woke up he could bust them out. Sai lay back on his bunk, trying to figure out a way to escape.

Meanwhile L was reading the local paper. When he got to page 3 he almost choked up his tea. Naruto and Sai were in the paper.

Pair assault loved celebrity than assault enforcer

Yesterday a pair of odd looking self proclaimed ninjas killed the celebrity we know and love as Zac Efron. According to reports they were at The Floating Stone pub, when unprovoked the two attacked him brutally. They killed twenty fangirls as well, which made the enforcers consider letting him go, because everyone hates fangirls, except the recipient of their adoration. Enforcers decided against freeing them, though, as the the head enforcer was a massive fan of HSM.

Turn the page to read more...

L shook his head, and turned to the jobs page, before circling detective, for himself and wrestler, for Bob, Souchirou and Senri. He also circled the swimming, for Husky. He figured he could pick something for the others later.

Back in the cell, Naruto had woken up, but he couldn't do the rasengan, as the hunger was disrupting his chakra control. They had been in the cell for about two hours, and no-one had come to see them. Naruto was just about to try to punch the bars open when he heard footsteps coming from down the hall. The brown haired girl from before had come, followed by the ginger dude. Sai and Naruto took on battle stances, as they weren't sure what law was like in this universe.

"Relax, we're not gonna kill you. We've actually come to bust you out, because I want a rematch, and also because Inoue feels like you're not bad people."

The girl, Inoue Orihime, sent one of those fairy things between the bars, and he made a yellow disk, slashing the bars open. Naruto and Sai stepped out, and ran. They had seen firsthand what the guy had done to Sai, and didn't want do do that again. The guy chased them, shouting, occasionally sending a massive blue wave down the hall to get them, bringing the cells down around them. Naruto sighed. Something told him that this world wasn't going to be as easy as the Naru-verse.

That's the end of that chapter, I know it's been a while but juggling this, school and other stuff isn't easy,. I've noticed that one of my faults is short chapters, but I will be working on that.