Dudley and Keswick were in their apartment. Dudley in a sweater he stole from Keswick, criss-cross on the couch, staring at Keswick, who sat on the arm.
"...what are we doing?"
"I'm c-c-coming out to you."
Dudley tilted his head, "I already know you're gay and an immigrant, is there anything else?"
"Kinda ties into the im-immi-gr-grant thing."
"Is it the country you're from? Oh Keswick, you know I don't care about that!"
"That's the thing," Keswick muttered, crossing his arms, "I didn't come from a c-country."
"Continent?"
"Those are v-v-very similar, but no not a cah-cah-cah…" He sighed, giving up. "I'm an alien. I c-c-come from a different planet."
"So… you're an alien?" Dudley looked bewildered.
"Yep."
"Like a… like a Gidney and Cloyd?"
"Ex-ex-ex-excuse me a what?"
"They're moonmen… they look like onions…."
Keswick was silent, trying to figure out what Dudley was talking about. "D-D-Dudley P-P-P-Puppy do I l-look like an onion to you?"
Dudley squinted, tilting his head to either side, looking him up and down, tongue out in concentration. "You sure are the color of one." He concluded.
Keswick just laughed.
"You don't know Gidney and Cloyd!" Dudley went on, "A thunder of jets in an open sky, a streak of gray and a cheerful-"
"Du-Dudley stop I can't breath!" Keswick said between laughs. Dudley just started laughing too. After a few minutes they calmed down.
Dudley moved forward to kiss him. During the third, Dudley's arms wrapped firmly around his new-found alien boyfriend, Keswick started moving backward. Dudley moved forward to compensate.
Suddenly they tumbled off the arm of the couch onto the floor. Dudley shot up immediately.
"Are you okay?"
But Keswick was just laughing. Dudley smiled, moving his hands up to squish his cheeks. Keswick smiled and red came over his cheeks.
"H-hey-!"
"Being an alien sure explains why you're so soft and squishy." Dudley chuckled.
"Th-that's the jellyfish."
Dudley was silent as Keswick stated up at him, smirk quaintly on his face.
"Other parts are, too."
"Keswick I swear to god if your dick is just one big jellyfish tentacle-"
