I don't think I will abandon this in the end, but I am still surprised to see some of you accept this story this much, so I'll try my best.

"You bastard" - demon talking / jutsu

"Let's finish this" - dialogue

" Can it get any worse? " - during flashback/thoughts

Pairing: doing this I am not "Ignoring" the "Canon" pairing of my original story, so We'll have:

Luis / Kirche / Tiffania.

Disclaimer: I don't own Luis or Zero no Tsukaima (Familiar of Zero) or whatever I will use and I already used in this or any other story I write, wrote and will write nor I did this for money or any sort of compensation. Thank you for your time.

A word of advice, Luis here will act slightly different from Canon due to not being the "Original one".

Chapter 3: The daily life of a Noble/Familiar duo.

Tristain Academy – around the school -

"RUN, MAGGOTS! RUN!" Hanzou yelled from the top of Ibuse's head while waving around a wooden sword in a threatening way.

"I-I-I" - PANT! - "I CAN'T FEEL MY LEGS ANYMORE!" a student yelled in despair.

"That's because you are a sissy ball of lard! Your father can do this, then fight a war and then go back home to give it hard to your mom making her scream all night in ecstasy!" the man answered with an evil smirk.

"KYAAAAAAAAAH!"

"What? You expected them to stop fucking once having you? Bad news, kiddo! They are probably having sex even now! So run or I will tell you the details!" Hanzou answered sadistically.

"KYAAAAAAAH! NOT THE DETAILS! FOR THE LOVE OF BRIMIR, NOT THE DETAILS!" the boy answered in hysterics.

Not far away Kirche was sitting at one of the tables with Tabitha and the girl's dragon Familiar while watching the class being tortured by the new PE Teacher of their school.

"Aah! See, Tabitha? This is the upside of nepotism! My Familiar is Professor Hanzou's son and we get a free-by to not take part to his lessons whenever we want." Kirche said with a delighted sigh.

"Still thinking it's unfair." the blue-haired girl replied shaking her head.

"Chocolate cake? I even had the Chefs add some extra chocolate cream on it." Louis asked smiling while bringing two HUGE slices to the girls.

"...Not so unfair anymore." Tabitha admitted as she accepted the treat.

"What's the plan for today?" the Umbra Wizard asked curious as he sat close to the red-haired bombshell.

"Shopping?" Kirche asked to her friend.

"Impossible." Tabitha answered simply.

"Why?"

"Your allowance will be renewed the day after tomorrow, so no further expenses until then."

"Does she keep your accountability?" Louis asked confused.

"Unable to properly handle money during sales season, I protect her wallet until it is over and I manage her expenses on a daily basis."

"Oooh! So she is totally unreliable with money!" the young man said with an understanding nod.

"Exactly."

"HEY! I am still here!" Kirche said pouting.

"Did I lie?" Tabitha asked reclining her head to the side.

"No, but-"

"Did I insinuate something not true?"

"No, but-"

"Did I insult you?"

"Not really, but-"

"Do you not need someone there to stop you from spending everything you have in a day?"

"Technically yes, but-"

"Then if I didn't lie where is the problem?"

"There isn't a problem, but-" Kirche tried saying.

"If there isn't then everything is okay." the blue-haired girl replied cutting her friend off again and then returning to enjoy her cake.

"...I hate you when you do that...Tch! Whatever!" the Germanian girl conceded huffing annoyed as a petite hand grabbed the side of their table in a weak, and yet desperate, hold.

"Why...You can...Skip this class...It's unfair...Ze-Zerbst." a new voice said panting loudly as the girl dragged herself up to sit with them.

"Yo! Louise-chan! How was PE with my pops?" Luis asked waving at her.

"Hell...On earth." she answered deflating boneless on the only free chair.

"Yeah, he tends to do that."

"Can I...Have some?" she pleaded while pointing at Tabitha's cake.

"Mine." the girl replied with narrowed eyes as she kept the dish closer to herself.

Sigh! "Okay, okay. I'll take some for you as well..." Luis muttered with a defeated sigh.

"Thank you." the pink-haired girl replied grateful.

"You know, little Louise? I really like your doll Familiar, very classy and well-crafted." Kirche admitted looking the small thing trying to cheer-up her master.

"Eh?" Louise muttered uncertain.

"Nice Familiar." Tabitha confirmed pointing at the small thing with her staff.

"Is that...A compliment?" the pinkette asked incredulous.

"Huhuhu! I may like to tease you, but it doesn't mean that I hate you. I am just trying to get you out of that shell of yours." the Germanian woman said hugging Louise to rub her cheek on the petite Noble's.

"Gedoff!" the pink-haired Mage whined pitifully without enough strength to actually get free from the bigger woman's hold on her.

"You should enjoy life more." she answered huffing.

"I do enjoy life!"

"Pft! You don't instead, is it because you follow that silly Rule of Steel your mother always preaches about, don't you?"

"IT'S NOT SILLY!"

"Objectively, from her point of view, it is." Tabitha answered calmly.

"She has no self-control, that's why! At least I am not an animal slave of its instincts! I am a proper lady, Zerbst!" Louise answered growling.

"I just know how to have fun and enjoy life, Valliere. But I know when to be serious too, you unfortunately seem unable to smile and have fun, and that's a pity because I think you are wasting yourself away like that." Kirche answered bitterly as she got up.

"LUIS!" she ordered.

"Here I am! Need something?" the Familiar answered rapidly returning to the red-haired woman's side.

"Let's go for a walk, I need it." she answered walking away.

"Okay, okay!...I'll try to make her calm down," the young man said leaving the new plate in front of Louise and then following his summoner.

"..."

"..."

"...Did I say something wrong?" Louise asked confused.

"Bad mood lately, she refuses to answer. She has a lot going-on apparently." Tabitha answered with a tiny sigh.

"A lot?"

"Family issues regarding heritage of unspecified ancestors."

"Oh..."

With Kirche and Luis -

"You are too jumpy lately, Kirche-chan," Luis said sighing.

"My life turned upside-down and I discovered that there is a huge war that will probably explode and swallow everything at any moment...And that along Fire I have Void Magic inside...And that apparently I am a god's descendant...All that stuff weights on a girl's mind." she answered hopeless.

"No-one is asking you to actually join that war SHOULD it ever come to start, but you have to at least learn to use the Void as well, it's in your blood and as a part of you you have to cherish and nurture it."

"That's surprisingly deep coming from you," she said chuckling.

"Just like you, I know when to party and I know when to be serious." he answered patting her back.

"Hey, I know I am not supposed to tell a soul about my Elements, but what about Louise? Can I tell her? We both have Void Magic," Kirche asked.

"We should try asking Loki about that...You really like her, eh?"

"Huhuhu! I detest her mother though, that's why I try to make her enjoy life, I don't want her to turn into somebody like that." she answered shaking her head.

"Why you hate her mother?"

"I happened to meet her during a party when I was barely a kid just starting studying Magic with her father. One day we got an invitation to a small Gala and I was introduced to her and her husband, it was then that I started to feel pity for that blond young girl of their daughter accompanying them."

"That sad?"

"Terrible, just by looking at her you can tell that Karin "The Heavy Wind" NEVER smiles, she is all 'Serve the Crown at all costs!', 'Loyalty to the Queen above all else!' and all that tripe...I later learned that she used to hide being a woman while serving in the army and blindly follow every order she was given. I know that as a Noble I should aspire to become a woman like her, but she is single-minded, I bet she would strike down her own daughters should she find it necessary."

"Of that you can't be certain, maybe I the privacy of her home she is a decent woman. She might just be a huge Tsundere." Luis answered.

"But she is doing nothing to have people have a good impression of her; I just don't want Louise to grow-up with that image slapped to her name and face."

"She is not that bad..." a new voice muttered weakly.

"LOUISE!" Kirche said with wide eyes as she turned around to look at her.

"My mother is strict...But she never had us feel any lack of Love, she just wants us to give our best." the short girl said looking down.

"And the way she and your sister treat you? That is bordering on the mental abuse," the Germanian woman replied crossing her arms.

"You people mocking me is not so different from that." the other answered bitterly.

"I cannot deny that, but now that I know WHY you have those problems, I need to ask you to forgive me for what I used to say."

"Y-Y-You know why? You know why my Magic explodes?! Please! Please tell me!" Louise begged as rapid as a flash she appeared in front of Kirche to cling to her blouse with watering eyes.

"Whoa..." Luis muttered worried at the sheer despair filling her voice.

"I can't tell you, I am sorry." Kirche answered looking away.

"Why?" the short girl asked now crying openly and burying her face in the red-head's chest.

"Why? Why? Why? Why? Why?" she kept repeating between sobs.

"I am telling her, Luis." Kirche answered glaring at her Familiar.

Sigh! "Not here, let's go to the Pub at least. Just to be sure no-one will listen uninvited." the Umbran Familiar answered shaking his head in defeat.

"Okay,"

"Eh?" Louise asked with her already-red eyes locking with Kirche's.

"We are going to the meeting point of Luis' family, there we will talk more freely and I will answer every question you have, okay? Now stop crying." the Germanian said with a gentle smile while caressing her friend's head in affection.

"Okay."

Meanwhile – Kingdom of Gallia – throne room -

The actual king of Gallia, Joseph, was calmly studying a giant map of Halkegina when a dark-haired, pale-skinned woman entered the room to kneel before him with her head held as low as possible.

"My master." she addressed the man with a tone of pure servitude.

"You bring me good news, I hope, Sheffield. I said I didn't want to be disturbed." Joseph said coldly without moving his eyes away from the map.

"I do, my Master. I contacted our spies: Both them and Wardes will move to keep under strict surveillance both Zerbst and Valliere Heiresses as you wish," the Human Familiar answered.

"...Good. I was almost certain Valliere was one as well, but her Familiar is still casting doubts on it while Zerbst own Human Familiar was unexpected...And you say he can Use Magic as well?" the man asked.

"He seems to have his own brand of it, but yes, it is Magic all the same." Sheffield answered.

"I really hope then that our spies WON'T talk or be discovered, for your own sake."

"They are our best men, Master! Nothing will go wrong!" the Human Familiar answered immediately.

"Very well, have the men stick close to them and report every movement of the two pests. As soon as the occasion presents itself I want you to kidnap both and bring them here, like that we'll see if either of them really is a Void Mage. Dismissed."

"Yes, Master." the woman answered as she got up to carry on her orders.

At the same time – with Hanzou – back in Tristain Academy -

"Very good, it was way less pathetic than yesterday. Now get up, wash your face, change clothes and hurry up to your next lesson. Keep this up and MAYBE we will do something worthwhile instead of simple warming exercises." Hanzou said clapping his hands to address the exhausted class in front of him.

"T-This was just...Just warm-up?" a girl asked in horror-filled disbelief.

"Oooh, Yes! This was nothing serious, now MOVE YOUR ASSES!" the Kage of Rain Village barked in answer making his students scamper away just in case he felt the need of training them further.

"Pfe! Sacks of lard, an Academy student could run laps around them all day...I pity their society if those are the ones that will take charge of it in the future." the man said snarling as he walked back towards his quarters.

"Another hard day of work?" Professor Chevreuse asked as she met the man on the stairs for the Professors' rooms.

"Considering the material I am working with, any advancement is akin to a miracle," Hanzou answered scoffing.

"Be patient, you are just helping them being healthy, not creating an army." the plump woman answered chuckling while walking away.

"And I am doing just that, it is not my fault if you people have very low standards compared to the Elemental Nations." he grumbled to himself in answer as he entered his room.

Once inside the privacy of the small bedroom the man summoned and jumped inside the Hell Portal connecting it to the Umbra Clan Pub back in Rain, and once there, a small Shunshin brought the man known a 'The Salamander' in front of a secret room of the Village's T&I Department he had kept for his own personal use.

"Hanzou-sama! Welcome!" the head of the Department said as soon as the Kage entered his office.

"Has my Guest talked? The one in my private room." Hanzou asked immediately.

"Aaah! Prisoner 664, that outsider spy...Very tough man that one, took slightly longer than usual,"

"But?"

"But as always they all talk if enough pain is inflicted, I personally took care of him since you didn't want people outside of you and the Umbra Clan to know about him being here." the Head Torturer answered pleased with himself.

"Huhuhu! This is why I asked you to take care of this, Togane, you never displeased me ever since I became the Leader of Rain and I personally put you here...Let's go talk with our friend, shall we?"

"As you wish, Hanzou-sama." Togane answered bowing as both men walked towards the Halkeginian spy in their care.

"Curious language theirs, but once asked to Jeanne-san she managed to have the guy speak in a way we could understand, she refused to tell us how she did it though,"

"That woman as a Magic Touch for certain things, but I wouldn't worry about the details if I were you," Hanzou answered waving the man off.

"Of course, sir. Here he is." Togane answered opening the door of the cell holding what seemed to be a mass of minced meat shaped like a human.

"I was told you were now open to answer our questions...am I right?" the Kage of Rain Village asked with cruel amusement.

"P-P-Please let me go..." the giant bruise of a man pleaded with a broken, scared voice.

"You will be set free once we are satisfied. Here is what he told me before your arrival," Togane answered uninterested as he handed a thick folder to Hanzou.

"Let's start from the basics...Why don't you tell me something about this Reconquista group that you work for, boy?" the Leader asked with his eyes almost drilling a hole in the spy's soul making him whimper.

"O-O-Okay...J-Just stop hurting me..." the man answered swallowing hard.

"Just pray that I will deem what you said useful then, I hate wasting time." Hanzou answered chuckling darkly as the spy started telling everything he knew.

One hour later - 'Naraka Club' Pub -

The members of the Umbra Clan were watching as Louise de la Valliere kept chugging down 'shotties' (small 'shot glasses') of Rodin's strongest booze in her drinking contest against Kirche as the two witches kept exchanging glares and confessions as the strong alcohol seemed the only thing helping Louise to at least consider what was being told.

"I-I-I...Hic! I can't be ho...olhd...I don't have the Void Element inside! It's Imposs...Impross...It can not be!" the short girl slurred.

"Why not? Hic! Waddya sayin'? thatta Imma a liar?" Kirche answered with narrowed eyes and swaying dangerously on her seat.

"You have it all! You have big boobs, nice ass, a cool Familiar and people love you! What do I have?" Louise asked emptying a new glass before glaring at the woman.

"I do like ya! You are petite and pretty, and your skin is smooth!" Kirche admitted while pointing a finger the that other girl's face.

"S-S-Shmoodth?" the Valliere girl answered giggling.

"You are drunk!" Zerbst said laughing.

"You are more drunk than me!...You really like me?"

"I do love ya!" SLAM! "I want to cuddle you like a teddy-bear!" Kirche answered nodding until she fell forward slamming her face on the table.

"But I have no boobs!" the pinkette said whining.

"But I bet that in exchange you have a delicious puss-"

"OKAY! That's enough drinking!" Luis yelled barging in the discussion to take away the bottles making the girls whine.

"You really think so?" Louise asked actually sounding touched by the admission.

"Yessssh!" Kirche answered staggering around the table to hug the girl.

"Can you call me 'Big Sister'? I always wanted you to call me 'Big Sister'!" the Germanian girl added.

"Big sis...You are sho warm..." Louise muttered hiccuping while burying her face in the other girl's cleavage.

"...I don't know if I should go 'Awww!' or just find it damn erotic." Luis muttered unsure.

"Both, definitely both." Tenten answered.

"And you are so damn cute!" Kirche said kissing Louise's forehead.

"Do I really have Void Magic? That's why I make expl...exopl...poelx...things go Boom?"

"Yep! We can help you as well, don't worry." Jeanne said sighing in annoyance.

"What do you mean?" Loki hissed with a low voice.

"She may be a descendant of you evil half, but you saw her, she needs someone believing in her. If we help her resolve her problems with Magic, I bet she will become a nice girl." Luis answered patting the kid's back.

"I have my doubts, mate. But I'll give you the benefit of the doubt."

"HEY, LUIS! Take us home! I want to cuddle with Louise until I get better!" Kirche said as both rose from their seat to stand on shaking legs.

"Can I?" the short girl pleaded with a tiny, cute voice.

"Only if I can snuggle between you two myself," the Umbran Familiar replied smirking.

"Yay! Big brother is joining!" Louise cheered happily as she dove in the platinum-haired young man's arms.

"Oh, god! She smells like a distillery!" Luis moaned gagging in disgust.

"With all the stuff those two drank, it's a miracle they are still alive..." Rodin answered looking at the pile of empty bottles with a defeated expression.

"Uuuhm! Big brother is warm too..." the Valliere girl muttered snuggling in Luis' chest with a content smile.

"Big Brother?" Bayonetta asked snorting.

"Considering Kirche is my 'Master' and she is her Big Sister, it makes sense." Luis answered shrugging.

"Uuuuhm!...Big brother…this is even warmer…"

"NGH!" the Familiar groaned as the deceptively small hands of Louise closed with an iron grip around his privates through his jumpsuit.

"HEY! THAT'S MINE! AS HIS MASTER I CALL DIBS!" Kirche said stumbling to pry Louise off.

"Big Brother?" the pink-haired girl begged while looking all-the-way up to the face of the taller young man with big cute eyes.

"Yes?" he groaned in answer as the grip on his junk grew even more in power.

"Can you use this on me? I want you to do -CENSORED- and -CENSORED- and -CENSORED- to me! Pwease?" Louise begged with her cutest voice and expression.

"..." No-one dared to talk as the shocked silence grew longer and longer while every eye present slowly went wider and wider.

"COME ON! I AM VERY FLEX...FXEL...I BEND EASILY!" the short girl said whining while her hand moved up and down.

"H-H-HELP!" Luis shrieked in pain.

"HANDS DOWN!" Kirche yelled in anger.

"NO! I WANT BIG BROTHER AND BIG SISTER TO FU-GUEH!" the discussion fell short when Kimimarou gave two rapid chops to the back of both girls' neck making them slump down unconscious.

"Thank you, Kimimarou! She was about to tear it off!" Luis panted in gratitude.

"I am sorry I didn't act sooner, Luis-sama." the Bone User answered with a small bow.

Sniff! Sniff! "I smell booze, the discussion went well then?" Hanzou asked as he entered the pub.

"She seems to have took it well, as soon as the hang-over has passed she will start the same training of Kirche, like that those two will hopefully not do damages," Jeanne answered.

"Very well, in the meantime I have good and bad news. It's a new bit of info about the political mess of their world," the Kage of Rain said while Luka momentarily dragged the two Noble girls in a corner so to not wake them up.

"That bad?" Rodin asked.

"Not much, especially if we start making preparations soon, but we still have to be careful all the same," Hanzou answered taking one of the half-empty bottles and emptying in a single gulp once lowered his mask for an instant.

"Don't tell me, World Domination?" Luka asked groaning in disbelief.

"Just a bit of that, plus a dash of Genocide and probably even more yet to come, depending on what the next spy I catch will have to say." the Salamander answered.

"Oooh, Fuck!" was the chorused, unanimous answer of the Umbra Clan.

"Yes, I said the same thing."

"Haku go take some more alcohol, I feel we will need it." Luis said pinching the bridge of his nose.

"Right away, Luis-sama."

The next Day – Vestri Court – right after breakfast -

It was a curious sight watching Kirche's Familiar explaining to both Irukuku and Tabitha the rules of 'Rock, Paper, Scissor' and then talk both Noble and Dragon Familiar into playing with him, and yet, it had been an hour since they started and the three were still lightly bumping their fist on their open palm twice before showing their sign until two voices screamed in horror at the same time.

"KYYYYYYYAAAAAAAH!" several windows also fell victim to the scream as they exploded to dust.

"They woke-up." Tabitha said once showed her 'paper' making her dragon whine at being defeated.

"Kyuu, next time Irukuku will play scissor then!" the Familiar said managing a pout.

"Never tell others what you will use. And anyway, you think they will be mad?" Luis answered amused.

"You put them in the same bed while wearing only their underwear." the kuudere girl answered with a plain tone.

"So it's a yes?"

"...It's a maybe." she answered after a short pause of thought.

"Oh!"

"You didn't take liberties, right?"

"You mean if I wanked a couple of times while watching their almost-naked, supple nubile bodies lie there defenseless? 'Cause I didn't." the Umbran Mage said smirking.

"...Too many details." Tabitha answered while burying her face in her ever-present book.

"I could give you so many multiple screaming orgasms if only you could just ask..." the Wizard muttered with burning eyes.

"You wha-"

"Morning!" Kirche said with a strained smile as she and Louise sat at the same table trying to not look at each other.

"Sssh! Do not scream, I beg you." Louise whispered clutching her head in agony.

"Tabitha? You okay?" Kirche asked curious.

"Yes." the girl answered even more coldly than usual.

"What have you done?" the fiery Noble asked to her Familiar whispering.

"I am trying to break that 'kuudere' attitude of hers and remove that pole she has up her ass through blunt, shock therapy." he whispered back.

"...As long as you do not break her or try to put your 'Pole' up there," she answered sighing.

"I can control myself, thank you." the Familiar huffed offended.

"So I really have...THAT Element? What now?" Louise finally asked.

"Element?" Tabitha asked.

"Classified Information, Tabitha. Now we train, Louise. Now we train HARD." Kirche answered groaning

"...Not with Professor Hanzou...right?" the petite mage begged.

"With the whole Umbra Clan, Louise-chan...So with my father as well."

"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" a long cry of despair came as an answer.

At the same time -

"Aah! Here too people are starting to cry like babies at the mere mentioning of my name, wonderful." Hanzou said in pride while sitting at breakfast with the other professors.

"Hurray..." Chevreuse muttered with a fake smile as she and the others moved their chairs slightly away from the man.

"How can you tell it is because of you?" Miss Longueville couldn't help but ask.

"After years of listening to this, I can recognize this sweet music everywhere." the Kage answered with a blood-chilling cruel chuckle.

Once again chairs where moved a bit away to leave more space between the professors and Hanzou while Colbert's hands started trembling violently as a form of relapse of his trauma.

Later that night – Corridors outside the students' rooms – It contains strong images -

Henrietta De Tristain, de-facto ruler of the country since her dearest mother falling into illness at the death of her husband was silently moving through the dark corridors of the school to look for Louise's room accompanied by her ever-present Musketeer Captain Agnes.

"I can't see why you couldn't let me deliver this message myself, your Highness." the woman whispered once again.

"Because I have known Louise ever since we were mere children, if I have to entrust such important mission to her I want to be the one telling her, personally." Henrietta answered with a tone of finality showing that she had grew tired of the woman constant telling her that.

"I am sorry, Princess Henrietta." Agnes answered bowing her head.

"But what about the Zerbst girl? The Headmaster confirmed she too has a Void Familiar...Shouldn't we ask her too? She may be of help, even if she is of Germanian descent." she then asked.

"...I would prefer to not involve too many people in this," the young woman finally answered unsure as she started lightly biting her lip.

"I understand, your Highness."

"..."

"...But I also can't put this whole weight on Louise's shoulders alone, and Miss Zerbst's Familiar seems to be indeed powerful...his own father Professor Hanzou himself is a man of terrifying abilities from what I am told..." the Princess then said unsure.

"Your Highness?" Agnes asked unsure.

Sigh! "We will ask Miss Zerbst too to join Louise. But we will give her Less details, just in case." Henrietta answered stopping in front of Kirche's bedroom door.

"Am I presentable?" she asked curious.

"...Yes...You are the perfect Princess going on a secret Mission." Agnes answered in a deadpan flying clearly above the Princess' head.

"Good! Ahem!" the other answered clearing her throat and straightening her shoulders before opening the door-

"OH GOD, LUIS! THERE! THERE!"

And slamming it closed immediately after with her and Agnes' face burning dark-red.

"Maybe I should have knocked, it is common courtesy to not barge in other people's room." Henrietta said weakly.

"Yes, your Highness...At least to give Miss Zerbst and her Familiar time to get dressed, or to at least cover themselves.

"Who do you think was that girl with them with the hair tied into buns?" Henrietta asked mildly curious.

"To be honest I couldn't tell she had her hair in buns since her head was..." Gulp! "Deeply buried between Miss Zerbst legs..." Agnes answered unsure.

"I must admit that that Familiar must be really good at multi-tasking to handle two women like that..."

"Yep..." Agnes answered awkwardly as they fell into a long uncomfortable silence where they could finally hear the noise of the three going at it in hunger now that whatever spell that was keeping the room silent came undone.

"W-W-Well, I-It's getting late! So in order to not waste further time I will go talk to Louise myself while you talk to Miss Zerbst!" Henrietta said with her face looking still very red.

"WHAT?!" Agned answered with a loud whispering.

"I-I-I have to go in there, your Highness?! Alone?" she asked with wide eyes.

"Y-You are an adult woman and I trust you, you just need to-to-to make them pause long enough for you to explain what I need them to do! F-Five minutes and you'll be done!" Henrietta answered rapidly walking away.

"But-"

"I trust you! Godspeed, Agnes!" the other answered walking even faster.

"...Dammit..." the Musketeer Captain cursed lowly while taking a deep breath.

"You can do this, Agnes! You are a soldier! A captain! You saw war and battles! You saw rebels being beaten back and hunted down bandits! Some sex won't scare you!...Even if the last naked man you saw was of your nephew three years ago when he was born...After years of lonely, cold nights spent always alone by yourself." she said to herself before deflating a little towards the end.

"NO! I can do this! I. CAN. DO. THIS!" the Captain said in determination as she opened the door.

"AAAAAAAAHN!"

SLAM!

"NO! I. CAN'T. DO. THIS!" the blushing woman replied.

"Oh, Founder! Now she is riding him while that other girl is sitting on his face getting eaten-out! AND THOSE TWO WOMEN ARE KISSING EACH OTHER!" she then mentally added whining.

Another deep breath and…

"I AM!"

"AAAAHN!"

SLAM! the two naked girls were hugging each other as he kept thrusting inside them savagely.

"AGNES!"

"AAAAHN!"

SLAM!

"MUSKETEER CAPTAIN!"

"AAAAHN!"

SLAM!

"OF HER MAJESTY!"

"AAAAHN!"

SLAM! the two naked girls were smashing their breast together while trapping the Familiar's penis between them to pump up and down while licking its tip.

"HENRIETTA DE TRISTAIN!"

"AAAAHN!"

SLAM!

"AND I AM HERE!"

"AAAAHN!" Now the Familiar was thrusting inside Zerbst's butthole while the young woman kept eating-out the bun-haired girl.

SLAM!

"BY ORDER OF HER MAJESTY…"

It will take two hours for Agnes to give Kirche and Luis the full message as she kept opening the door, yell part of her message at high speed and then close the door to not see too much; the other students simply covered their ears to not hear as apparently it was Secret Royal Family affairs and didn't want to get into trouble to eavesdrop, and also didn't want to hear Luis and Kirche's latest escapade, especially since if going by Kirche's 'colourful' commentary the Familiar was doing a stellar job at pleasing her and another mysterious girl at the same time.

And the male half of the student population really wanted to salvage as much 'Male Pride' as they could since they knew that for a looong time starting the next day they will be put in comparison to the Umbra boy either openly or in secret, and they were actually afraid of being found lacking.

Chapter 3 is done! No Omake this time, I like to think of being able to make funny ones so if I don't think that the one I am writing IS funny to read, I won't post it ^ ^.

Next chapter will cover Familiar Fair and the start of Wardes Arc.

As you may have noticed I am acting nice with Louise, well, I decided to be good with her so both here and in "OP Familiar" I will tone-down my ribbing as I am growing bored of bashing so I think it's time Louise-chan too gets a better treatment like I started doing with Sasuke in my later stories.

Should I use the "Lust Storm" gimmick here as well? (The readers of the first Umbra Wizard Story should know what I am talking about XD) please let me know.

Sorry if the chapter was a little let-down, but Fillers always are XD it's a necessary Evil!

Thank you for reading me, I hope you enjoyed my work! I will see you around the Internet!

BYEEEEEEEE!

Tr230.