THIS DOES NOT BELONG TO ME. L IT ALL BELONGS TO RICK RIORDAN.

~PRINCE OF OLYMPUS~

After Apollo had come back from setting the sun across the sky, Percy had been woken up. He blinked at Apollo.

"Yes?" He asked.

"C'mon, sleepy head. We need you to wake up," Apollo said, grinning widely at him. His teeth were so white that it was hard to look at them.

Percy frown, but did as told. He stood up in his bed, which shouldn't even be call bed. It was seventy foot long, on both sides, and had a green-blue comforter. There were even a thousand pillows scatter around. The room was bigger than the bed. It was twice as big as the bed, and the room always change colors. Like in the morning, it would shift in - if Percy wanted it to- to night so he could sleep in, even more, if Apollo didn't come in and bother him with a new prank he and Hermes were planning. If it was night, he would sometimes watched the sun set behind the ocean.
He was spoiled by everyone too much, but he didn't mind it at all.

Apollo took the baby boy to the thrown room where Poseidon, Artemis, Hera, Zeus, and Aphrodite were waiting. The moment they enter, the Olympians looked up.

"Good morning," Apollo said, grinning widely.

"Morning," murmured back the Olympians.

"Thanks for waking him up," Hera said as she took Percy from Apollo.

He nodded. "No prob. Now, I got to go. Hermes wants my help with something."

She raised an eyebrow. "I hope you're not pranking anyone."

He just gave her a wide smile. "Of course not!" Then, he was gone.

"We should get going," Poseidon said, taking Percy from Hera. Then, the Olympians flashed to their destination.

Percy blinked the sleepiness out of his eyes. "Ready," he answer.

Poseidon smiled at him. "Good, now, I want you to try this." He raised his left hand, glancing back at the water.

They were at the beach, along with Hera, Zeus, Artemis, and Aphrodite. Aphrodite was in a bathing suit, which would have called the attention of many men, if it weren't the fact that the beach was empty. Hera sat besides her, in a long white dress, staring out intently at the sea, where Percy was. Zeus besides his wife, wearing beach shorts- which was really weird. Artemis sat besides her father, in her usual clothes.

For the next 30 minutes, Poseidon made Percy do shapes out of the water. Dolphins, butterflies, fish…faces, as well. Hera, Zeus, Apollo, Artemis, Aphrodite, Ares…everyone.

Poseidon smiled down at the little boy. "Well done, Percy. A very good job."

Percy smiled. "Thank you, Dad!" At the age of one, and he could already talk…Poseidon felt a pang. His little boy was growing up too fast for his liking.

Hera stood from where she was, walking over to them. "Is that the most basic you can show him?" She asked.

Poseidon shook his head. "Percy, do you remember what I told you?"

The little boy looked at his father grinning. Then, out of nowhere, at least seven white sharks were there, along with other mythical creatures.

Percy laugh, and cling to the sharks.

Percy's 3.

After a long, five hour class about the myth of the Romans, Percy was sent to the archer twins.
For the first two years of his life, the only things he learn was a lot of history from Tena - Athena- the language of love, French, from Ditie - Aphrodite- and how to control the ocean by his dad.

Artemis smiled down at the boy. "Hey, Percy."

He giggled. "Aty!"

She was like his sister, as Apollo was his brother.

"Hello to you too, brother," Apollo said, grinning at Percy.

"Hi!"

"Are you ready to start training?" Artemis asked.

Percy's smiled waver. "What if I mess up?"

Apollo ruffled his hair. "That's the point. If you mess up, it doesn't matter now because it's practice. How about this, if you get the arrow anywhere near fifty feet of the target, I'll give you a chocolate bunny."

"Blue," Percy said, grinning. "Blue chocolate bunny."

Apollo laugh. "You got it."

Percy didn't get his chocolate bunny from Apollo, but he did get it from Artemis. He had made her laugh so much that she had ended up in the floor laughing. Instead of the target, Percy had somehow manage to get the arrow stuck in between Apollo's legs. For the first time in a million years, Apollo had cry like a little girl, which made his sister very happy.

Hermes, who had arrived the minute Apollo started crying, looked at Percy curiously. "What happen here?"

He gave a sheepish smile. "I think Apollo needs an ice bag."

Hermes- ever the god of messages- had told everyone. Hephaestus had put it in his Hephaestus' TV, which got millions of hits in a day.

Meanwhile, Percy was happily chewing away his gigantic blue chocolate bunny.

Percy's Five.

It was time for battle training.

Ares time, as Ares liked to call it.

But of course, Percy was going to do it with style.

He had asked Aphrodite for a favor, using her own charms against her. Of course, after a couple of puppy dog eyes, battle eyelashes, and cute pouts, she had given in, after giving him a huge hug, and a kiss on the cheek, which had left him dizzy for a few minutes.

Percy had shown up ten minutes later- he had been doing a prank with Hermes, and Apollo- and Ares still wasn't there. Percy smirked, knowing where Ares was.

For five years of his live with the gods, he learn how to distract the gods, and goddesses.

Ares main distraction was Aphrodite, and war. He would spend hours with Aphrodite, and notice nothing more. Hell, giving him something Aphrodite wore was enough to distract him.

Which was why Percy keep one of Aphrodite's scarf's on his pocket at all time.

Hermes distraction was usually when Marta or George started fighting, or if a good prank was proposed to him. Sometimes if someone -ahem, Percy, ahem- lied to him that someone- ahem, Zeus, ahem- had discover his latest prank.

Sometimes, Percy wonder if he did spend too much time with Apollo and Hermes.
Apollo's distraction was when someone-ahem, Percy, ahem- told him that there's a new great-looking girl looking for a past time. Or if someone told him the Hunters were giggling his name. Or if he was told Aphrodite called him ugly.

Yeah, he decided, he was spending too much time with his cousins.

Zeus distraction was when someone told him that Hera was on a rampage because she was remembering all of the time he cheated on her, and he would practically run out of the room. It was amusing to watch, really.

His father's distraction, Poseidon's, was when Percy told him that Athena was hunting him down because she was…interested in him. And that Athena suddenly wanted to stop being a maiden goddesses, and Poseidon would actually run out to find her. Athena would slap him, yell at him for a few hours, then slap him again.

One of his favorite times of watching that was when Athena would blush. The goddesses of wisdom didn't like to blush often and whenever Percy could, he made her blush.

Hade's distraction was to tell him that Demeter was looking for him, and wanted to talk about cereal.
Dionysus's distraction was when Percy would tell him that Zeus lifted his no-alcohol punishment, that he wouldn't have to go back to Camp Half-Brats, and that that wood nymph was looking for him.

It usually worked. ;)

Aphrodite's distraction usually involved telling her that Artemis wanted a make over, as did Athena. She would shriek about what she could dress them in, and what colors they would look good on, and which guys she could hook them on with.

Athena's was when he told her that Hermes had suddenly taken an interest in her books, and was in her library playing with fire.

She left running whenever he told her that, and in fury too.

Artemis's distraction was when he told her that Apollo had gone back to flirt with her Hunters. That got her distracted pretty easily. That, or that Aphrodite was looking for her.

Demeter's was when he told her that Hades was going to give her back Persephone. That or that Hades was stepping on the cereal boxes.

Hera was easy to distract. Tell her that Zeus was going to go cheat on her, and suddenly, she was gone.

And he just never messed with Hestia.

After beheading sixteen Apollo, and Hermes- Ares' idea -dummies, he decided to leave.

Apparently, Ares was too occupied to come.

A plan form in his head. Maybe, just maybe, he could use that time to play a little prank at Ares.

With that in mind, he made his way to seek out his cousin, Apollo and Hermes. They would love to help, he knew it.

A/N: I'm sorry I didn't update at all during this week. I went to my house in the beach, and...well, I didn't spend my time inside. My spring break is over, and I'll only be updating one or two days a week. I really am sorry, but i have a lot of work to catch up in. If I can, I'll update tomorrow. And I have a surprise for you all. Thanks for putting up with me.