Chapter 3
One Screwed Up Party (One Thousand Berry Balls) October 2012
A Hawaiian and western themed party, in other words the student council couldn't decide which theme to use so they did both. The Hawaiian and western themed party was also held in October, another strange decision. It was the first school event Beck and I attended together since we got back together, so I wanted it to be perfect. Just in case some girls didn't know we are back together they would find out when they saw us together at the party. I also wanted the party to go well for us because I have been extra bitchy this week. I know it is supposed to be a stereotype for girls to get moody when on their period but for me it is true. Beck knows this so he deals. When I started a fight with Beck about our outfits we ended it when we started smiling at each other because we were having our first fight since we got back together. In other news, Robbie finally made a move on Cat. Cat literally ran away. She told me she's scared to have a real boyfriend and that Robbie would be a real boyfriend. She went on and on about stuff to me the next day when I went to her house. Something about how she doesn't want to deal with grown up problems like "wrestling", "Robbie's version of pirates", and "showing each other their special places". Her words not mine. I told her if Robbie was worth it he would wait for her to be ready. Although it's not like Robbie could get another girl anyways. The only reason Robbie had a date was because I blackmailed a girl into going with him. I knew if Cat saw him with another girl she would get jealous and they would confront their feelings for each other. I was really impressed with Cat for her jealousy. She's learned a lot from me. It worked, even though they are not a couple now, at least they were both honest with each other. Beck was impressed with my plan, he thought it was sweet. Whatever, I just know that they have been crushing on each other forever and no one else is weird enough for them but each other.
The Perfect Date October 2012
I just wanted to write that my boyfriend is taking me on a date. We're going on a Hollywood Ghost tour that also includes old cemeteries, and a haunted house. He knows me well. Tori told me that she has a date tonight. They're going on a hay ride. What losers.
Boo, It's Halloween Bitches October 2012
It's the most wonderful time of the year. If you said Christmas jump off a cliff or get strangled by Christmas tree lights. Halloween is the most wonderful time of the year. It's the only time of year that it is socially acceptable to scare people. Hollywood Arts had a costume Halloween party. I was even on the committee. They accepted very few of my suggestions. They claimed most of my ideas were too scary, graphic, or twisted. They did however use one of my suggestions that we have a haunted house and the underclassmen serve as the creepy people that jump out and try to scare you. It was a big hit although none of my "too graphic" ideas made it into the haunted house. I still got to be in charge of the casting and decorating for the haunted house. Beck and I won best costume. We went as Morticia and Gomez from the Addam's Family. Some idiots thought I was Cher.
PS: I guess I'm just consumed with the Halloween spirit but I can imagine Beck and I getting married one day and having a marriage like the Addams. I'm not the type of girl that dreams about getting married but I would hope that I would have a marriage like the Addams.
Robbie Sells Rex November 2012
Robbie sold Rex. I thought we should celebrate and have a party. The puppet would be out of our lives for good. Robbie, however, wasn't in the mood to celebrate. He felt guilty that he sold his "best friend" in exchange for greed. Although, I also hear he offered to sell Cat. Robbie mopped around because it wasn't the same having his hand shoved up his new puppet. The boy is screwed up. Tori Meddling Vega decided to get involved and once again got Rex back for Robbie. I can't believe her. She must have some secret desire to shove her hand up a puppet and she lives vicariously through Robbie. It explains why she has reunited puppet boy and puppet twice. When I was talking about how Tori has a problem with meddling and giving into others Beck agreed with me. I wanted to jump his bones right then and there. Now, let's get to matters that have more to do with me. A flour bomber has been flour bombing people at school. It is a real nuisance to walk through the halls in fear that you will get flour bombed. People should be walking through the halls in fear of me. Not me in fear of them or others in fear of someone other than me. I came up with a plan. I put on a frilly blue dress that I found in the prop room so that I would attract the flour bomber. How could he not be tempted to flour bomb me in an expensive frilly dress? I would then tackle him and pull off his mask. The flour bomber would be exposed. His reign would end. I would save the day. Beck thought the flour bomber would like being tackled by me. Andre weirdly said he would like that too. Whatever, I wear a frilly blue dress and people get wonky. Anyways, as a group we ended up exposing the flour bomber. He was just some bored loser that didn't even go to HA. It was a total let down. If you want any more details you should know that Beck asked me to keep the dress overnight. We had an argument about how he wanted me to wear some frilly dress. Of course he then calmed me down and explained that it wasn't the fact that the dress was blue and frilly it was that it was short and revealing and he liked how tall the heels made me. I gave him the benefit of the doubt. You can allow your imagination to fill in the blanks as to what happened next. I don't mind telling you in graphic detail but I have homework to attend to.
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