Author's Note: YEAH THE GATORS BEAT THE SEMINOLES! YEAH! I'm so happy right now. Well after a long argument with my family I can finally write again. So here is part 3.
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"Hey Finn do you mind coming to one of my royal ceremony?" PB asked.
"Sure PB!" Finn said.
Later
"Thanks for accompanying me Finn these royal ceremonies are really boring." PB said enjoying herself.
"You didn't say it was the Naked Kingdom." Finn said covering himself
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There is a question that a lot of us ask ourselves. Why does PB get more screen time then Marceline and Flame Princess? Well I went to the Adventure Time studio to get an interview with the man himself Pendleton Ward.
"The character herself is just really interesting. She does things for a reason and she cares for Finn even though it looks like she neglects him. In fact there's going to be an episode where sh-"
"Can I rest for a moment Mr. Ward?" PB said rising from his legs.
"Did I say you can stop." he said pushing her back down where she continued to suck. "I didn't think so. Now where was I? Oh yeah that episode will be released really soon. And speaking of release. Eh eh eh ehhhh ehh. Awww you are so in the next episode."
And that is why she gets more screen time.
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"Magic Man why does no one like you?" Finn asked. Magic Man then turned him into a duck. "Oh yeah!"
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"I love being naked." Naked Princess said.
"Me too." Naked Wizard said.
"Yaaahh" the both cheered.
"...Now I'm cold." the princess said.
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"Qwek Qwek Qwek Qwek Qwek Qwek Qwek." Gunter said.
"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU SAYING?!" Jake shouted.
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We find Finn heading home but stops when he sees a mutant coming out of the ground. "HOLY SHIT! THAT IS THE UGLIEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN! I MEAN MY GLOB WHY DO YOU EVEN EXIST! WHAT COULD HAVE POSSIBLE CAUSED YOU TO BE FORMED!" Finn shouted while scared.
"Dont talk to your mother that way!" the mutant.
"Wait what?!" Finn said now confused. The mutant then grabs the top of his hat and drags him to her home.
"I GONNA WASH YOUR MOUTH WITH SOAP YOUNG MAN!" she said.
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"Marceline why are you naked?" PB asked.
"The real question is why are you not naked?" Marceline replied.
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"GLOB DAMNIT HOW COME I HAVENT I BEEN IN ANY OF THESE!" LSP shouted. "Well since I finally have my own sketch I will entertain you with my lumping voice."
Oh I-
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We find PB annoucing the laws to her people. But unknown to her Marceline snuck up behind her and lifted her top off.
Got Milk
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A day after The Hard Easy came out
Sister: (She walks in to see my room destroyed with my Ipad torn in half and almost everything else destroyed.) What the hell happened here.
Me: The Hard Easy happened.
Sister: What do you mean?
Me: It was there 100th episode and I was expecting something great. NOT THAT PIECE OF SHIT. It is single handly without a doubt one of the worst episodes ever.
Sister: What right do you have to complain?
Me: As a fan of the show I feel like they owe me and all the other fans more then what they showed us.
Sister: ...What? There giving you hours of entertainment for free. What could they possibly owe you? If anything you owe them.
Me: ...Worst episode ever.
(Yes I know it's from The Simpsons but this was really my reaction)
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"When I die I want to piecefully like my father did, in his sleep. Not screaming like a maniac." Jake said.
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"Seriously Marceline put some clothes on." PB ordered.
"How dare you insult my costume!" Marceline said.
"Um what exactly are dressed as?" PB asked.
"A naked person." Marceline replied.
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(And now here is a scene of one of the movies I'm going to combine with the show)
Finn puts the key in the door knob and as he opens it theres is a light. We then go through a space until we go through a T.V. A man then uses a remote looking pen to turn all the T.V.'s on to show Finn. A chair then turns around to reveal an old man. "Hello, Finn." he said.
"Who are you?" Finn asked.
"I am the Abraham Lincoln. I created the Matrix. I've been waiting for you. You have many questions, and though the process has altered your consciousness, you remain irrevocably human. Ergo some of my answers you will understand, and some of them you will not. Concordantly, while your first question may be the most pertinent, you may or may not realize it is also the most irrelevant." Lincoln replied.
"Why am I here?" the human asked.
"Your life is the sum of a remainder of an unbalanced equation inherent to the programming of the Matrix. You are the eventuality of an anomaly, which, despite my sincerest efforts, I have been unable to eliminate from what is otherwise a harmony of mathematical precision. While it remains a burden assiduously avoided, it is not unexpected, and thus not beyond a measure of control. Which has led you, inexorably...here." the creator of the Matrix replied.
"You haven't answered my question." Finn said.
"Quite right. Interesting...That was quicker than the others." Lincoln replied.
"Others? How many others? What others? Answer my question!" the T.V.'s that showed Finn said.
"The Matrix is older than you know. I prefer counting from the emergence of one integral anomaly to the emergence of the next, in which case this is the 6th version."
"5 One's before me? What are you talking about?" the T.V.'s that showed Finn asked as they started rumbling.
"There are only two possible explanations, either no one told me, or no one knows." Finn said.
"Precisely. As you are undoubtedly gathering, the anomaly is systemic creating fluctuations in even the most simplistic equations." the creator said.
"You can't control me! I'm gonna smash you to bits! I'll fucking kill you!" The T.V. that show Finn in variety of emotions and facial expression.
"Choice. The problem is choice." Finn said.
Meanwhile
We find Marceline fighting Agent Lee.
Back to Finn
"The first Matrix I designed was quite naturally perfect, it was a work of art flawless, sublime. A triumph equalled only by its monumental failure. The inevitability of its doom is apparent to me now as a consequence of the imperfection inherent in every human being. Thus, I redesigned it based on your history to more accurately reflect the varying grotesqueries of your nature. However, I was again frustrated by failure...I have since come to understand that the answer eluded me because it required a lesser mind, or perhaps a mind less bound by the parameters of perfection...Thus the answer was stumbled upon by another an intuitive program, initially created to investigate certain aspects of the human psyche. If I am the father of the matrix, she would undoubtedly be its mother." Lincoln explained.
"The Oracle." Finn asked.
"Please. As I was saying, she stumbled upon a solution whereby nearly 99% of all test subjects accepted the program, as long as they were given a choice, even if they were only aware of the choice at a near unconscious level. While this answer functioned, it was obviously fundamentally flawed, thus creating the otherwise contradictory systemic anomaly, that if left unchecked might threaten the system itself. Ergo those that refused the program, while a minority, if unchecked, would constitute an escalating probablility of disaster." Abraham explained.
"This is about OOO?" Finn asked.
"You are here because OOO is about to be destroyed its every living inhabitant terminated, its entire existence eradicated." Lincoln replied.
"Bullshit." Finn said.
"Bullshit!" all the other Finn that are on the T.V.'s said.
"Denial is the most predictable of all human responses, but rest assured, this will be the sixth time we have destroyed it, and we have become exceedingly efficient at it."
Back with Marceline
We find her still fighting Lee and he's winning.
Back with Finn
"The function of the One is now to return to the Source, allowing a temporary dissemination of the code you carry, reinserting the prime program. After which, you will be required to select from the Matrix 23 individuals, 16 female, 7 male to rebuild OOO. Failure to comply with this process will result in a cataclysmic system crash, killing everyone connected to the Matrix, which, coupled with the extermination of OOO, will ultimately result in the extinction of the entire human race." Lincoln explained.
"You won't let it happen. You can't. You need human beings to survive." Finn said.
"There are levels of survival we are prepared to accept. However, the relevant issue is whether or not you are ready to accept the responsibility of the death of every human being on this world." he said as he clicked the pen which changed all the other T.V. screens to images of different people. "It is interesting, reading your reactions...Your 5 predecessors were, by design, based on a similar predication a contingent affirmation that was meant to create a profound attachment to the rest of your species, facilitating the function of the One. While the others experienced this in a very general way, your experience is far more specific. Vis a vi. Love." Lincoln explained.
"Marceline!" Finn said.
"Apropos, she entered the Matrix to save your life, at the cost of her own." Lincoln said.
"No." Finn said.
"Which brings us at last to the moment of truth, wherein the fundamental flaw is ultimately expressed, and the anomaly revealed as both beginning and end...There are two doors. The door to your right leads to the Source, and the salvation of OOO. The door to your left leads back to the Matrix, to her and to the end of your species...As you adequately put, the problem is choice. But we already know what you are going to do, don't we? Already, I can see the chain reaction. The chemical precursors that signal the onset of an emotion, designed specifically to overwhelm logic and reason. An emotion that is already blinding you from the simple and obvious truth. She is going to die, and there is nothing you can do to stop it." Lincoln explained. Finn the problem was choice. But Finn knew what he had to do. So he walked to the door to his left. "Humph. Hope. It is the quintessential human delusion, simultaneously the source of your greatest strength and your greatest weakness." But before Finn leaves he says on thing.
"If I were you...I would hope that we don't meet again." Finn said.
"We won't." Lincoln replied.
(That's right the next movie I'm going to do is The Matrix)
Author's Note: Well there you go I hope you enjoyed. So like before if you guys have a suggestion? Leave a comment. Why is there so much nudity in this one? Naked Princess was created by coldfusion. See the the actual image for the first scene here at -coldfusion-dotdeviantartdotcom/art/a-visit-to-Naked-Kingdom-258757583?q=gallery%3A-coldfusion-%2F31774319&qo=154.
