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3. Don't act intimidated by him in any way. Ever.

"I will get you for this Kailee!" cried Lucius.

He still had the dark mark all over his house… and multicolored robes.

"Oh yeah. And what are you going to do about that!" I retorted.

"I will starve you, or send Greyback on you!"

"Ooh I'm so scared!"

"You should be!"

"I was being sarcastic Sherlock."

"You were… I mean… of course you were I knew that."

"Of course you knew that."

"And who is Sherlock?"

"Your mom."

"oh ok… hey!"

I love making him seem dumb. Which of course he already is.

"Get back here you witty little child!" Lucius screamed at me.

"Should I be scared at this moment in time?"

"YES!"

"Oh… too bad for you."

He screamed again.

"I thought I told you screaming would hurt your lungs!"

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