Me typing: "Stop, one question at a time!" "awe, why?" asked Prussia, who climbed to the top of my head. I opened notepad since word didn't want to work. "My mouth is numb!" I typed. "Why?" Italy asked "I was at the dentist getting fillings replaced." "Weren't you scared?" Italy asked with a frightened face "Of what?" I typed in response. "Of having drills in your mouth!" Romano yelled from behind Italy. "Not really." I replied in typing. I spat out some blood from biting my tongue. Both Italy and Romano freaked out and hid behind the monitor. "Hmmm" I actually made that sound. I went to the bathroom and rinsed out my mouth. When I came back Austria pulled up a picture from Halloween. "What's this?" he asked. I typed "My younger half-brother and I giving out candy on Halloween." "So you're dressed as a bar maid?" Prussia asked. I flicked him off my head and typed "No, I was Red Riding hood!""Okay then what exactly is your brother?" France asked. "Generic homicidal maniac." I typed. "Why does it look like he's about to hit you with a rusty pickaxe?" Spain queried. "To scare the kids." I typed. Finland asked "Weren't you supposed to be getting ready for Christmas?" "Honestly, I don't give a shit about Christmas." I typed. That was the dumbest thing to say to Finland. As soon as he read it he attacked my face. After a few moments of getting paper cuts and squishing one of his paper legs, Sweden jumped in between us. We were stunned to a standstill from his intensive glare. Sweden carried Finland away to repair his leg and threw me a tissue for my paper cuts.

I just realized one of them is missing. "Where's Rome?" I typed. I hadn't seen him since I made him. Egypt said "I think he left the room." "Whet?" I squeaked slowly getting my mouth to work again. "Don't worry grandpa Rome is strong!" Italy boasted. Then suddenly I heard Reba scream. I ran into hers and dads room. "France was right, this is fun!" Rome said sitting in one of Reba's bras on the floor. I scooped him up and threw him into my room. Then I ran back to Reba to see if she was okay. (It's not every day you see a talking paper doll.) She was more confused and shocked than frightened. I had to reassure her she wasn't going insane. Back in my room my mouth wasn't numb anymore so I yelled "What the hell man!?" "France was doing the same thing with your panties." Rome replied. "What!" I shouted "He was using your panties as parachutes.." Rome was saying as I grabbed him and France. As punishment I made them stand on a popsicle stick that laid across the top of a cup filled with water. After that none of the paper dolls dared to leave my room without my permission again.

Later that day, I started working on stuff on my computer then I started looking for templates to make other countries for if and when my printer decides to work again. Italy climbed up onto my right shoulder and asked "Are you going to make Germany, ve?" "if I can find a template and the printer starts working, then maybe." I replied. Prussia climbed up onto my left shoulder and pouted. "Don't make him, he's a kill joy." He said. "Then who should I make?" I asked with a pointed look.