Disclaimer: Chapter 3 ain't history, and here it is…And YAY! The others get to speak again!
The new Ed 2:Attack of the Kankers
Chapter 3:Ruined plans
While the Eds were looking for a mirror, Mico was directing the cul-de-sacers to safety, while Rico dashed directly towards the cul-de-sac to get his boomerang, Dico on the other hand, committed a 'sudden let go' towards the portal. Just like what happened to the Eds, he then crashed to Johnny's place.
"Hmmm….someone seemed to have crashed here earlier" he thought
"Heya Dico!" Ed screamed
"Hey hat boy..." Eddy said
"Greetings Dico, I see the same event has occurredly happened to you" Double D said happily
"Well it's good to see yo's in one piece" Dico taunted
"Were looking for a mirror" Ed added
"Well, there might be a mirror in Johnny's bedroom" Dico reminded
"Splendid, we'll attend there immediately" Double D said
"Eddy, you come with me, I got something for you" Dico commanded
"Cash! Jawbreakers!" Eddy shouted with glee
"No, I mean I got something for you to do" Dico explained
"Forget it" Eddy said grumpily
"I'll give you 500 bucks" Dico added
"Deal!" Eddy said
The two rushed to Johnny's backyard then Dico pulled out a box of rubber bands out of his pocket and began tying them together. Then Eddy saw Rolf's house collapse then it was sucked to the portal.
"The portal's gravity is becoming stronger, all of the monsters are sucked in, we must close it before it sucks the whole cul-de-sac!" Dico explained
Ed's house got sucked in.
"So what do I do?" Eddy asked
Nazz's house got sucked in
"You perhaps should get kitchen utensils" Dico commanded
Kevin's house got sucked in
"Why? We're gonna cook?" Eddy asked madly
Jimmy's house got sucked in
"I need them, you don't want 500 bucks?" Dico asked
Double D's wrecked house got sucked in
"Fine" Eddy said grumpily
Eddy's house got sucked in
"My house" Eddy screamed angrily
"Go now" Dico commanded
"All right already!" Eddy screamed angrily
Ed and Double D were at Johnny's bedroom
"Ed, remember, we're looking for a mirror" Double D reminded
Ed picked up an underwear and showed it to Double D
"Is this a mirror Double D?" Ed asked
"Ed, please put that back to where you found it" Double D commanded
Suddenly, half of the house was sucked leaving an exposed area of the portal's gravity
"Heaven's lord!" Double D panicked
"Blue pancake!" Ed shouted frightenedly
"AHHHHHHH" they both screamed
The exposed area to sucked Eddy while he was in the kitchen, good thing he grabbed the sink's pipe
"STUPID PORTAL!!!!!" he screamed frightenedly
Mico and the others were having trouble too, they were all grabbed to an object which was safe
"This is all the dork's fault!" Kevin said angrily
"Yeah! If it were for them, none of this would ever happen!" Sarah added
"Rolf shall seize the ed-boys" Rolf said angrily
"Plank sez he wants revenge!" Johnny said
"I say we beat 'em up when this is all over" Kevin announced
"Yeah!" the cul-de-sacers said
"Guys! This isn't the time to argue, let's just put our differences aside so we can save our, well, your home, okay?" Mico commanded
"Okay" Everybody said gloomily
Meanwhile…The Eds got away from the exposed part of the house and ended up in Johnny's backyard. They to see a giant sling shot
"We got the mirror!" Ed shouted with glee
"Good, Eddy, The utensils?" Dico asked
"Got sucked up" Eddy answered
"No 500 bucks for you" Dico said
"No fair!" Eddy shouted angrily
Ed loaded the slingshot then it fired directly to the portal, then nothing happened
"What?" Dico unbelievably said
"Impossible" Double D too unbelievably said
"Great going geniuses" Eddy said (sarcasm)
"What are we going to do?" Ed panicked
"This can't be happening!" Double D said
The last of Johnny's house collapsed then got sucked in
"AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!" Everybody shouted
