The next day! Oh my god what will happen now? The suspense...is...killing me! Obviously, not really. Ahem. Anyway.
I do not own WKC, or any characters featured here... BleepBloop etc. o.o
DAY IV
Setti had fallen asleep by himself beneath the stars, and was found the following morning covered in bird shit. Yulie kicked him in the ribs and walked away, leaving the guy to pick himself up off the ground with a groan.
"Why don't you go make yourself useful by finding some shit in those bushes over there?" Yulie yelled over her shoulder at him.
Setti dragged himself over to the greenery and poked about gingerly, before burying himself in there and getting stuck in. Nana stared at him with quizzically raised eyebrows before running away.
Yulie found Leonard pacing up and down behind a bush, muttering incoherently to himself.
"What are you doing?"
"We have to keep moving!" The brown haired boy spun round to face her, his eyes filled with determination and possibly a slight hint of dumbass. "Cisna-"
Yulie silenced him with a well aimed punch and sauntered off to find an animal to kill and devour.
Setti was still digging among long grass when Nana returned to see how he was doing. She cocked her head at him as he worked. She watched as he pulled strands of grass from below him and shoved them in his mouth.
"SPAGHETTI!" He laughed hysterically. "Setti fucking loves spaghetti!"
Nana's face was blank as Setti stuffed more grass into his mouth, chomping loudly and reminding her of a diseased cow. She blinked and coughed before shuffling away, unseen by the mentally damaged man before her.
Yulie returned to camp a few hours later, chewing relentlessly at a rabbit that hung limply from her hands. It blinked and yawned a rabbity yawn, its teeth long and white. Yulie continued to chew on imaginary meat, not leaving a mark on the fluffy creature in her grip.
She howled like a wild animal before throwing the rabbit over her head with so much force it found itself orbiting the earth along with a rogue asteroid. [It later got captured by space pirates who performed somewhat kinky tests on it to determine its species and origin. It lived happily ever after, once it had met a two legged guinea pig with the head of a goat. …I do love happy endings.]
"Alright, we can go now!"
Setti, having super sensitive Setti hearing, zoomed past her with a rocket shoved up his arse leaving a trail of sparks behind him.
The Panda King dropped from a nearby tree, creating multiple earthquakes in other areas of the world. "I apologise, for I seem to have misplaced one of my fireworks."
"Fuck off!" Yulie shot an arrow at the panda, but it bounced off of his rotund stomach. "You don't belong in this story!"
"Ah…it seems I do not." And with that, he poofed into a million firecrackers which exploded around him and singed Leonards face as he came running out of the forest.
"To Cisna! And beyond!"
