Pyrrha gets her cave explored
I am really sorry that I haven't written anything, but I have a fantastic reason. I had to study for test and get ready for mid-terms and finals. Because graduating high-school is way more important to me than a story. Sorry if it sounds rude or mean, but I prefer being straight-forward and blunt.
I have no real plans for any of these chapters, but I will have a poll for the next chapter that will be written/typed. Now as for how I come up with the chapters that I write, I come up with a scenario. And then I rack my brain for all the possibilities I can come up with. Then after I have the vague idea for the chapter I don't write it out until I am sure it sounds good to write. Then I ask the voice of perversion and the voice of creativity in my head, (I am not schizophrenic) to see what they think of it. Finally, I write it out.
Also a few starting notes, if you have a problem with gay sex, lesbian or anything non-straight then you're reading the wrong chapter, however if you don't or you just don't care or are cool with it, then welcome my friends.
You have heard enough of me rambling for almost 189 words, now then…
On with the show
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"Hey…" a voice said.
"What?" Jaune said, finally regaining consciousness.
"Hey, are you alright?" The voice said.
"Who are you?" Jaune said, finally opening his eyes to come face to face with, a robot? What the hell?!
At this point Jaune shot up from where he was and dropped into a fighting stance in case he needed to Brawl with this robot thing.
"Take it Easy and settle down, I mean you no harm." The robot said to the blonde.
"Who or what are you, and what do you want with me?" Jaune asked the robot.
"First of all, Blondie, I am human. Second of all I'm human and I am wearing my custom made, but team modified/upgraded T-60 power armor. And thirdly I was modifying the energy source for this armor so it would run on dust, rather than a radioactive fusion core. And as for how I found you, I was walking through the forge, when I got a smell of a foul stench. So being slightly concerned that it was a corpse, I followed the stench to a giant metal door, and when I opened it, I found you lying on the floor unconscious." The person said to Jaune who had relaxed.
In beacon halls
After twenty minutes of waiting, Jaune had received temporary clothes from paladin Danse and the two had started walking around beacon and Jaune had learned a bit about his new friend.
"Well, I know what you are but, who are you?" Jaune asked his newly made friend walking next to him.
"Well as for who I am, I am Paladin Danse, a member of team PADloCk (PADC). My leader is Alex and he uses a fully customizable 10mm pistol, a custom made .308 sniper rifle that he named, Redemption and he has a piston gauntlet that he uses as his melee weapon. My other two teammates are Cait, who uses a Rocket-propelled War-hammer, a long double-barrel shotgun, and dust hand-grenades. And finally there's Piper, She's my third teammate. Her arsenal includes a 10 millimeter pistol that her Older brother had used, but he was unfortunately killed by Grimm. But aside from Piper's 10 millimeter pistol, she has her double-edged sword, Vengeance. She made it because she wanted revenge on the monsters who killed her brother, but she's not entirely consumed by vengeance, thankfully, but her sword has small cartridges of dust that were made by the whole team, but she calls the cartridges "packs", but it's just dust in a small metal container." Paladin Danse said to Jaune, but Jaune could tell that Danse wasn't finished.
"And finally there's me, Paladin Danse, my story is, I joined Atlas military for seven years when I was ten years-old, but I left when I was seventeen to pursue my career as a huntsman. And after initiation I spent many months making power armor out of Titanium, I had blueprints based off of the atleasian paladin, but this was before it was released to the public, and it took time and effort, but I did it and now I am changing out the power source, from a nuclear fusion core, to a dust core, it doesn't sound better but it actually is, the crystals of dust are supposed to last for three weeks before they need to be changed out..." Danse said.
After a long time walking down the halls Jaune and Danse parted ways, and went back to their respective teams. But Jaune did learn some new things about the world of remnant, like how small parts of the land were covered in pure radiation. But fun fact even Grimm are a problem in the wastelands of Remnant, so the academies have special teams that they send out to deal with the irradiated Grimm, and Paladin Danse just happened to be part of one of the Special teams. But it was kind of interesting to think about: some parts of Remnant are covered in Radiation, lethal Doses of Radiation.
Jaune opened the door to his dorm room expecting to see his teammates, but instead the room was empty.
'Must be gone..." He turned his head to the right to see a note on the wall.
Dear, Jaune
It's me the brother you never had, Lie Ren. Look I'm going to get straight to the point. You might not want to use the shower for a while, Nora…found a way to make the faucet go from water to maple syrup and let me tell you, it was awful, we have an ant problem in the bathroom now, I'm at the barber shop getting a haircut because the syrup won't come out of my hair. So I'm gonna get my hair cut and I'm going to try having short hair. Also Pyrrha says that you and her are having the monthly "skill test' I'm not gonna ask about it, but I just wish to know whether or not you will be a whole Jaune after the "test".
Sincerely, Lie Ren, your brother that you never had.
"Okay, then…well why don't we see what our neighboring teammates are up to. All who agree say 'I'." Jaune raised his right hand and said "I". "Motion carried." Jaune chuckled a bit at his actions.
"YOU HAVE A MESSAGE! ANSWER NOW DUMBASS!"
Jaune jumped into the air and ungracefully landed back on his butt. He groaned and fished through his pocket for his scroll, when he had finally found it, it had a message icon, so he unlocked his scroll entering his password: Lady Killer. And read the message.
Mission debrief: we have word from another settlement that Grimm are giving them trouble, please deal with them and report back etc.
Sincerely, the shipping wizard. A.K.A. Ozpin
1.5 days, three flights, twelve barf-bags, three pat-downs and escaping Pyrrha fans later…
They had made it to their destination: sanctuary hills
The town was small and quaint, there were wooden buildings and a small bar and a few stores here and there...
Time skip to badassery battle scene because I am too lazy and I really just want to get this chapter out Today.
Team JNPR had been fighting off Grimm for a few hours now, but the monsters had just kept coming back with more allies. For every one Grimm that they killed, six more appeared, Jaune looked at his teammates and saw fatigue, they wouldn't last much longer.
Jaune quickly looked at his team's aura levels and what he saw made him go pale
Jaune- 27%
Ren- 24%
Nora- 29%
Pyrrha- 18%
Alarm bells went off instantly in Jaune's head as he looked around the area that they were defending, there looked to be no end in sight. He looked around to see a cave that was at least fifty-three yards away but was the only shelter closest to them. Jaune realized that they would have to make a run for it, sorry Ozpin but we can't handle this situation as well as you thought we could,
He inhaled before he yelled "Team, retreat to that cave fifty yards east of our current position!" Nobody argued and started sprinting towards the cave and away from the Grimm.
"Nora when we are right below the enterance to the cave I need you to cause a cave in, we can't continue fighting like this." Jaune saud to his ginger haired teammate who simply nodded in response.
30 yards away..
more Grimm were appearing and chasing after the four of them,
20 yards away..
Nora got her grenade launcher out and readied it to shoot out a fire dust grenade to collapse the mouth of the cave.
10 yards away..
Nora took aim with her grenade launcher and pulled the trigger.
5 yards away..
the rest of the team slid in to the cave as the rocks,
Luckily as the cave entrance got blocked by rocks the whole team was still alive. but shrouded in darkness, unable to see each-other.
"Jaune how are we supposed to see each other, we have no light source?" Ren asked his friend.
"Nora take one of your fire dust grenades and disassemble it, nut keep the bottom half of the shell." Jaune told Nora.
after a minute of what sounded like drills, saws, chainsaws and hammers and sandpaper, Nora had one fire grenade taken apart.
""Ren, can you channel your aura into your index finger and ignite the dust please," told the black haired boy.
with a FWOOSH the fire dust grenade became a small fire for the team to use as a source of warmth.
"Jaune, why did did you choose to have us run away from the fight?" Pyrrha asked her partner.
Jaune breathed out and in before he spoke, "Everyone take out your scrolls and look at your aura meter and tell me what you see.
His teammate's faces were slightly paler than usual.
"He who fights and runs away, lives to fight another day." was all their team leader said.
"But that's besides the point, we're currently surrounded by Grimm and with no way to contact anyone...we might die, so tomorrow We're going to have to run back to the village and contact Ozpin, but for now we all need to sleep and heal ourselves." Jaune said.
One hour later
Ren and Nora were fast asleep, exhausted from fighting Grimm.
Jaune and Pyrrha however were still awake and talking to one another while also trying to figure out a plan to get rid of the Grimm.
"...but with no other options and barely any dust left, we'll have to just fight them off Pyrrha." Jaune concluded.
"This is why I wish we had Grimm replant. So we would not be stuck in this mess." Pyrrha said as a final thought.
Jaune's eyes widened in realization "Pyrrha you are a beautiful genius, Repellent! it's the answer." Jaune started to laugh like a madman.
"Wait Jaune what do you mean?" she asked.
"Pyrrha, tell me, what are Grimm attracted to?" it was stated like a question, but was a statement.
"Negativity, Grimm are attracted to negativity." She said raising an eyebrow.
"So of they're attracted to negativity, then aren't they repelled by positive emotions too," Jaune said with a knowing smile.
Pyrrha smiled because she understood his plan, but there was one question left, how were they going to produce enought positive emotions to repel the Grimm?
"Pyrrha, there is one powerful Grimm replant that I can think of, but I need to know: do you trust me?" Jaune asked his partner with a serious expression.
Did she trust Jaune? Yes! of course she did, but did she really?
"Okay Jaune, yes I trust you, I trust you more than I trust most people." She said slowly to Jaune.
"A-alright, Pyrrha you know how we learned in Professor Port's class that Grimm are repelled by extremely positive emotions?" He asked the redhead
"Uh..
three weeks earlier
Professor port was telling about how one time he and Doctor Oobleck were outnumbered by Grimm and had to repel the Grimm by doing the one thing that many people do with each-other when alone and scared: they played Chess.
"We had played chess for a long time, and while it was causing endorphin's to be released, it wasn't enough. So me and Doctor Oobleck did the other thing that is extremely effective at repelling Grimm, we had intercourse and I remember what it was like," Professor port then began talking about his Time with Oobleck "..and then when it wasn't enough I wrapped my arms around Doctor Oobleck's waist and pushed him up against the wall of the cave and started to thrust hard and fast into his tight anus, it was a feeling I will never forget." Professor Port continued to retell his tale of how he and Oobleck had survived by screwing, while he was unknowingly scarring a few of his students and Making a certain cat Faunas bleed from the nose.
While Yang made a joke about Doctors taking care of their patients and Doctor Oobleck being fast but Port being Furious in a cave.
(feel free to scream in horror and bleach your eyes at anytime, your pain and suffering amuse me, muahahahaha! also as a side note I have nothing against gay people. I'm friends with 14 people who are gay, great friends...back to the story.)
Back to the Present
Pyrrha quickly and violently shook her head, banishing the memory to the back of her mind. "Yes I remember Professor Port telling his story." While it was inappropriate in some ways, the story did hold some important facts, Grimm were in fact repelled by positive emotions, the way Port explained it was that the ecstasy that was radiating off of him and Oobleck was very powerful and potent. Pyrrha knew what Jaune was hinting at and she the thought excited her, but there was one minor/major problem; she was a virgin. She ripped her hymen when she started working with dodging attacks in close quarters combat, all of that quick leg tucking and bending and sliding would rip anyone's hymen to shreds, and hers was gone like the wind.
"Then you know what I'm thinking, don't you,"Jaune said to his partner.
Pyrrha simply nodded in response to her partner's question.
"But.. do you really want to, you know, 'get down and dirty'?" Jaune asked his partner with a concerned tone to his voice.
Pyrrha smiled at her partner, "Jaune I would rather have you be my partner in bed, rather than anyone else in the whole school, because I trust you more than most people, and I trust that you would not intentionally hurt me." She said to her partner who responded with a nervous grin.
"Th-thanks Pyrrha" he said as he started to scratch the back of his head out of nervousness.
"But Pyrrha, how are we going to do this, with Ren and Nora here, I mean I don't want to be that one guy, but with them being six feet away, it's kind of... not so good time, if you know what I mean." Jaune said awkwardly to Pyrrha.
"Do not worry I know what you mean, we will just have to be silent, but knowing you, that will most likely be a problem, won't it?" Pyrrha asked her partner.
"Unfortunately yes." he said
While Jaune and Pyrrha were talking Nora had been able to sneak up behind them and asked the one question, "So are you guys gonna boop?" she asked causing Jaune to scream out of fright.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" (It's in bold words so you know it was a seriously loud scream)
Pyrrha clamped a hand over Jaune's mouth and whispered into Jaune's ear "Jaune if you continue to scream, then we will die from a cave in."
Jaune nodded indicating that he had calmed down and Pyrrha had removed her hand from his mouth, and turned to Nora before speaking again.
The trio heard a groan from the cave, indicating that their green clad friend had awoken.
"Nice of you to join the party Ren." Jaune said to his friend.
"Good to be here, and might I just add: sleeping on a stone floor is really uncomfortable."
I wouldn't doubt it my good man,"
"So...Ren, Nora did you hear any of what me and Jaune were talking about?" Pyrrha asked her two other teammates.
"Yes I did, you guys were gonna boop, like this one time when we were in middle school, me and Ren went into the Janitor's closet and-"
"NORA!" Ren yelled at his best friend while his words reverberated off the cave's walls.
"Ren keep it down, do you want to cause a cave-in" Jaune asked rhetorically out of fear for his team.
"Nora," Ren said ignoring Jaune and his rhetorical questioning, "you promised that you wouldn't mention any of that after that happened, so Please don't I can't take the stress." Ren comically waled at Nora.
"You got it Ren, no more Boop-stories." Nora saluted.
"Ren has a fetish for being electrocuted-" Nora quickly said.
"NORA!" Ren shouted while red in the face, his echos causing the cave ceiling to shake making small pebbles to drop down.
"Pyrrha what do we do?" Jaune asked his partner.
"Jaune, as co-leader of team JuNiPeR, I propose that we repel the Grimm with the natural repellent we talked about earlier." Pyrrha said to Jaune.
"Alright then, team JNPR, as your leader I initiate operation '12 klem-142'!" The blonde leader said
"Let's begin then." Pyrrha grabbed Jaune by his shirt and forced him to the ground and mounted (straddled) on top of his waist and began to deeply and passionately kiss her leader.
"Hey Ren," Nora said to her best friend.
"What?" he said turning around and seeing his friends fists arcing electricity, causing his eyes to widen while also making him excited in anticipation.
"CLEAR!" Nora said as she punched Ren in the chest transferring the electricity from her fists to her friends body, causing him to smile while in pain.
***skip Lemon*** (why you ask because I can't write a lemon worth shit, I fucking just can't I tried nut grrrr I suck at it!)
After a night of fun, they had been successful in creating the all natural repellent and they had grown closer as partners and friends and most importantly; as teammates, learning that they were okay with each-other as them and no judgement. But luckily after the night the Grimm had dispersed and wandered away from the village and the cave, so technically they completed the mission and had gotten a bull head back to beacon, where they were currently unboarding the plane.
And you'll never guess who the first people they saw when they landed, the one, the only, put your hands together for...Team RWBY.
"Jaune/Vomit boy" Yang and Ruby said simultaneously.
"Yes?" said boy asked the sisters.
"How could you cheat on me!/You screwed my baby sister, you're dead Blondie!" They said at the same time, again.
Ruby ran and jumped up and slapped Jaune on the cheek while youting "you jerk!" She said while landing in a roll and getting back up on her feet.
Yang stepped forward and uppercut Jaune into his jaw which actually lifted himm up off of the ground a few inches.
"why-" he was interrupted by Ruby jumping up and slapping him in the face, while Yang came in with a gut punch, both actions knocked the air out of him and knocked him down.
"Why" he said while in pain.
"You have some explaining to do." Yang said as she started to drag Jaune towards Beacon, her sister and both teams followed the trio.
"I've done Jack-shit!" Jaune said to Yang who snorted at his remark.
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Omake time
Ozpin was sitting in his office just finishing up a conversaytion with the grand council of remmnant trying to be professional, but thaty was really hard when you were getting sucked off by an expert sadist who knew how to make you screw up and be flustered.
"I understand, council. I need to host the Vytal festival tournament this year," Ozpin said while desparately trying to not moan out loud.
"good, Alright Ozpin we'll get out of your hair." The screen went black.
Ozpin immedatley gasped and looked down at Glybda who was smiling at his anguish.
"You're a sadistic meanie, Glynda." Ozpin said as he was denied his release again for the 12th time.
Glynda held up her scroll and showed it to Ozpin who internally cried out in pain, he had his hands tied and he couldn't do anything about it.
He couldn't check the progress of the ships, today was awful.
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Omake 2
Jaune was walking towards his 'peonies' when he saw Weiss walking away from a destroyed garden bed. his destroyed garden bed! when he voiced his displeasure "Look at what you've done to my peonies~" he said while in distress and anger because his favorite object in gardening was destroyed.
"Those aren't peonies you dolt, they're marigolds." Weiss said staring between Jaune, a sign in front of the flower bed, and his roses.
"I may not know my flowers, but I sure know a bitch when I see one!" He shouted at Weiss who was walking away from one of his favorite hobbies, that she took liberty of destroying because they were labeled wrong! what a bitch!
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Hello again, I know Its been a long time but I literally couldn't write a lemon because I just can't, I'm not good at it. but either way, there's another Poll on my account and I would appreciate the fuck out of you if you reviewed and voted.
Next chapter: either: Winter or Cinder are going to get to Jaune.
I am Writerofthelostsoul and I will see you next time.
also on a side note: I need a partner in crime, please.
P.S. FNAF high chapter 2 will be what I work on until I can get up off my well-developed ass and find inspiration again. And also Five night's at Beacon's will be updated soon like in maybe two weeks.
sincerely, WOTLS
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