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13th February
Hi baby,
Our secret (you) is out. Actually quite a few of our secrets are out. This is what happened…
A week after we found out about you, I proposed. The Great Anthony DiNozzo proposing. Kate will be turning in her grave. It went like this:
Me: Ziva?
Mom: yes Tony?
Me: I've been thinking.
Mom: Wow Tony. I am impressed!
Me: Then again, I think I've changed my mind.
Mom: I was only joking. What were you thinking about?
Me: Will you marry me?
Mom: (silence)
Me: Is that a no?
Mom: No.
Me: No? Why not?
Mom: I meant no it is not a no.
Me: (silence)
Mom: that means yes Tony.
Me: Oh. Right. I knew that.
So now me and your mom are engaged. To be married. That's a scary thought. Me, married. I'm having cold shivers at the thought. But, if I had to get married, I'm glad it's to your mom, my crazy little ninja chick.
So, how everyone found out. We went into work the next day, acting totally normal. Which wasn't hard because we're not supposed to be together. But Gibbs, ever the eagle eyed, spotted Ziva's ring (Yes, I even bought a ring! And it was the right size! Aren't you proud of your daddy?) and Gibbs slapped both of us.
"What happened to rule 12?" he asked.
"Sorry boss," I said. Which earned me another Gibbs slap. Rule 6, never apologise, it's a sign of weakness. Rule 12 is never date a co-worker. These are Gibbs rules and I fully intend to teach you them all.
"I am pregnant," Ziva explained. So naturally I got Gibbs slapped.
"What was that for?"
"It's your fault," Gibbs replied.
"Why?"
"When your girlfriend gets pregnant, it's always your fault."
So that was how Gibbs and McGee found out. And abbey found out because McGee, naturally, told her. And she told Ducky and Palmer. And pretty soon everyone knew. So we figured we should probably tell our boss, our other boss. The one nobody really likes. Leon Vance. When you're older, you and I will make fun of him and his toothpick. Mom will tell us it's wrong but then she'll join in too.
So, now the whole of NCIS knows about you. Hell, the whole of the Navy and Marine corps probably knows. My famous baby. I want you to know that I love you, completely and utterly. I always, always will.
love
dad
