Assume the Position


Shepard finished debriefing Thane on the mission ahead, also making sure his area was comfortable, "If there is anything you need do not hesitate to ask."

"Thank you, this is more than adequate." With a nod he went to putting his things away. Shepard left Life support heading to the mess for a bite to eat.

"Shepard, Jack and Miranda are at it again…you better get in there and break it up." Joker came through on Shepard's comm.

"Damn those two. That's it they are in for it now." Shepard grumbled as he headed to the lift to Miranda's office.

"Take plenty of pictures." Joker came through seconds later.

Shepard walked in to find the two polar opposites ducking and dodging items being thrown.

"I will fucking kill you bitch!"

"Not likely, with the way you are throwing you will never hit me."

"ENOUGH!" Shepard's deep voice yelled as he was stepping between the women.

"I am sick of this constant bickering, the both of you have crushed my last good nerve." He glared at them, making sure they both heard him.

"Now I have figured out how we are going to settle this dispute and start playing nice." A cocky grin spread across Shepard's face.

"Miranda strip." Draven turned his dark gaze to the tall brunette.

"W-what?" she stepped back with a look of horror and distain clearly visible on her face. "You are joking right?"

Jake burst out laughing, gripping her sides from all the laughter.

"That was an order Miranda, now do it. Same goes for you Jack."

Now it was Miranda's turn to laugh.

"Fuck I won't, Shep you out of your fucking mind?" Jack crossed her arms over her chest.

"Oh yeah?" Shepard's eyebrows raised in mock shock. "EDI lock the door when I leave, keep an eye on these two, I'll be back shortly."

"As you wish Commander." The AI announced promptly.

"Wait…" the both went to reach for the retreating form of Shepard. They looked at each other with disgust and folded their arms like bratty children.


Heading to his room, once there Draven went to his closet pulling out a large black case. Grabbing the handle and jerking it from its spot, he clicked the latch and lifted the lid. With the devil's grin and raised eyebrow, Shepard closed the lid and headed back to the two women.

Once in Miranda's room, both women were leaning against a wall, arms folded and glaring daggers at each other. Shaking his head, he came in an gently placed the case down, both ladies eyed the strange case.

"What's with the suitcase, Boss?" Jack chimed in, curiosity piqued.

Shepard rolled his eyes and went to placing the table, which been toppled when he came in the first time, back in place. Putting the remaining furniture right side up once more, he lifted the case once more and laid it on the table, rubbing his hands across it.

"I thought I told you two to strip." Shepard's voice was low and deep, causing both to do as told.

Slowly Jack and Miranda removed their clothing – ok so Jack didn't have far to go, and once both were suitably nude, Shepard went to the table and lifted the lid.

Miranda stood covering herself while Jack stood in all her glory. With a slight rattle and sifting through the contents, Draven found what he sought.

"Assume the position, that means face the wall with your hands on your heads." He waited while both women did as was told, slipping behind Jack he took her arms and bound them in a leather forearm cuff, taking care not to purposely cause serious discomfort.

"Oh what we playing?" Jack's voice was heavy with curiosity, Draven kissed the side of her neck – she moaned then he caressed ass.

"Don't move." Pulling the cords tight with emphasis before turning his attention to Miranda, who was nervously shifting in place waiting her turn.

"Shepard, I think Jack and I can come to a sort of agreement." The operative tried to talk her way out of whatever the Commander had planned.

Feeling the man's heat on her bare back, he tangled his fingers in her hair pulling her head back and pushed her face against the wall, hard enough to make her feel it, he slipped the cuff on her 'perfect' arms and tugged hard, causing the woman to take a sharp breath.

"I didn't ask you to speak, did I?" Shepard pulled her from the wall slightly and pulled her rosy nipple hard, that caused Miranda to curse and try to pull away… that was a no no.

"Jack, come here." Shepard coolly asked the tattooed time bomb. Once she was close Draven turn Miranda towards her.

"Make her feel better, Jack." Draven eyed the woman and he was expecting no resistance.

"Do not bite her hard Jack." His face was unreadable and it was unnerving, she did as she was told and Miranda leaned back on Draven when the sensation of the pull the Commander gave with the warmth of Jacks full lips.

Jack continued then went to work on the other but Shepard stopped her and went to lean the tall woman in his arms back against the wall.

"Continue." Was all he said as he turned his attention to the case once more, pulling out a few toys he looked over the top of the case and saw how well the two were 'getting along'.

Jack took to kissing Miranda and the other woman was enjoying it allowing Jack's deep scarlet lipstick to coat her breast neck and face, allowing their tongues to tangle in sloppy wet kisses. Miranda moving so her full breasts were rubbing Jack's smaller ones.

"Enough." Draven ordered. The two parted but had a look of want in their eyes. Walking over to the bound nude women, he placed a huge black dildo strap-on on Jack – complete with clitoris vibrator.

"What the hell Shepard?" Jack went to gripe but was found gently being kissed and caressed lightly. She quieted back down and he focused his eyes to the woman looking slightly dejected.

'Why did he kiss her that way and why did he push me so hard?' Miranda's thoughts were quickly interrupted by his hand roughly gripping her breast with a hard kiss- a bite to her lower lip caused a hiss from the 'perfect' woman. The action alone made her moan, and the still lingering sensation of Jack's teeth made her very warm between her legs.

"Oh I get it…" Jack went to say with Shepard turned to her and raised his index finger to silent her.

He reached into his pocket and pulled a black ball gag slipping it into Miranda's mouth. He led her over to the bed carefully laying her on her stomach, making sure her knees were in position for access. Looking between the cheerleader's leg noted a glisten slick trailing down her leg.

"Heh." Shepard stated and with a bow giving Jack 'break' Miranda. With a raise of her eyebrow

Jack stood between the bound and now gagged brunette, Draven helping to guide Jack into place, wiggling the thick head on Miranda's swelling hole she moaned and breathing heavy through her nostrils, and with one quick shove Jack slid into Miranda.

Draven tapped the little switch and the mini vibrator resting on Jack's clit started to whir, "Oh my fucking God, Shep." Jack moaned between thrust. The Commander untied the hostel woman's arms soon as he did she grabbed onto Miranda's hips and pounded the hell out of her.

With a raised eyebrow, Draven watched as it took on a life of its own. Once again, he went over to the crate and pulled out two more vibrators and a little lubricant. Slipping a glove on his hand he greased up his middle finger with the lube, and began working Jack's other hole, with gentle care he massaged and knead to loosen the hard woman. Satisfied she was open enough, he inserted the vibrator and turned it on, a sound of pure pleasure escaped Jack's full lips, causing her to halt her thrust to the woman beneath her.

"Don't stop, she is enjoying that." Shepard whispered into her multi-pierced ear.

"Mmmm… It feels so fucking good." She groaned as she bucked Miranda.

He went and leaned on the bed and started to work on Miranda, inserting a thick digit into her virgin hole, he was a little more gentle as to not rip her, and once she was worked he slid the second vibrator into place.

Seeing that Jack was no longer fucking Miranda, he took the vibrator and told her to continue. Following instructions he sat back listening to the room fill with moans of pleasure, watching until they both released sweat covered both their bodies.

Satisfied the two wouldn't kill each other he released Miranda's bond and gag, and Jack wanted her turn. Swapping the strap and positions, Jack lay on her back inviting Miranda to fuck her hard Miranda opted to play with her a little, teasing Jack's thoroughly erect nipples with her tongue giving the woman something she may have never gotten, caressing strokes and tender kisses.

Kissing her way down Jack's stomach, she licked nipped and teased her way down the length of her body, when Jack nearly erupted from the tenderness of it.

Watching the lithe body of Jack writhe beneath Miranda was astounding, she was completely at the whim of the tall brunette, moaning with pleasure as she took handfuls of her thick locks and brought her up to kiss her.

The operative glided the big dildo into her sopping wet sex gave the woman sensual strokes – instead of the hard piston fuck she received. As the two women went on like that for several more minutes.

Seeing as they were clearly enjoying the trouncing they are giving each other Shepard called over his shoulder, "Clean the toys when you're finished girls."

Receiving moans and gasped agreements, he left locking the door behind him.


"Did you take care of the problem Commander?" Joker asked as Draven approached.

Handing a holovid to the pilot, "You owe me." Called over his shoulder as Draven he turned heading to his quarters.

Flicking the holo on, Joker's eyes went as wide as saucers – seeing the two women nipping and sucking each other before turning it off and placing the device in his pocket he set the ship to auto to grab some "Z's".