"Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice." Azkedelia nervously said. Suddenly, the world began to spin. When it stopped spinning, she was in a room messier than her own. In the midst of the mess, stood a man, unlike anyone she'd ever seen.
He had a pale, and I mean really pale, face, except for the dark rings around his blue and green eyes. On his head was a white/blond mop of hair, which stuck out in every direction. He was wearing a black tie, and a black and white striped suit, with a purple (or pink, depending how you look at it) shirt underneath.
"Hey B-" He stopped suddenly, looking straight into her eyes. "Wait a minute! You're not Babes . . . You sure look like her, though. Oh well, what do you expect?" He sighed, and sat down on his bed, his head resting in his hands.
"What's wrong?" Azkedelia inquired, resting a hand on Beetlejuice's shoulder. "It's just; I haven't seen her in ages." Beetlejuice explained. "Who?" Azkedelia asked, a confused look resting on her face.
Suddenly, the door opened. A skeleton popped his head through the door, and Azkedelia gasped in fright. "Be-atlejuice." He began, with a very French accent. "Sacre Bleu!" He exclaimed. "Is it-"
"No, Jacques, it isn't." Beetlejuice said. "But she does look like her. Especially with-"
"Hey, it's-" A huge spider, the biggest Azkedelia had ever seen, poked her head through the door. "Sorry, Ginger, but it isn't." Beetlejuice repeated, but Azkedelia had stopped listening. She was looking at the spider.
"Beetlejuice, take me somewhere, anywhere." Azkedelia was shaking like a leaf. "Now!" She added, tugging at his shirt. "All right, all right." Beetlejuice agreed.
Poof! Azkedelia and Beetlejuice were in an enormous desert that seemed to stretch for miles. "Oops!" Beetlejuice gulped. "We should start running, like, right now!" Before Azkedelia could ask why, the head of a gargantuan striped worm-like creature popped out of the sand.
~*~
Meanwhile, back at the closet. . .
"The never clean up, do they?" Azkedelia's father grumbled, shoving the last of the stuff in the closet, and shutting the door. "Erik, have you seen Azkedelia?" A voice called from downstairs. "No I haven't, Babes." Erik called back, as he walked downstairs. "Don't call me that, please." Azkedelia's Mum replied. "Sorry, Honey." Erik kissed his partner on the cheek.
~*~
"What . . . was . . . that?" Azkedelia panted. "Sand . . . worm." Beetlejuice replied, as they both collapsed on the ground with a thud. "Soo . . . What's . . . your name?" Beetlejuice asked, catching his breath slightly. "Azkedelia." Azkedelia replied. They laid there in silence for a few minutes, catching their breath.
"So, where exactly am I?" Azkedelia asked, looking around. "SandwormLand." Beetlejuice replied. "Where's that?" Azkedelia looked at Beetlejuice with confusion. "It's in the Neitherworld." Beetlejuice explained. "The what???" Azkedelia asked.
