Hello, guys!!! I'm back and with a request from : Dude (Looks Like a Lady) by Aerosmith. Yep, and this song will be hellishly funny. I can sense it because of Marluxia's appearance being the focus of the song. (I pity that dude…) Anyway, it so isn't my fault he looks androgynous. It's sung the plain old concert-style. But I will leave funny comments so please do enjoy.

Before I forget, I do not own the Kingdom Hearts franchise or the song.

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Marluxia has just come from The Gardens Whose Lushness Will Never Cease. He had been tending to all his lovelies and pretties since the whole morning. And now, it's already the afternoon and he needs a break.

He has worn his hood on the entire morning as to protect his flawless skin from the harmful rays of the sun.

Ever heard of sunscreen lotion? It's pretty affordable for you guys to buy a can or something, you know.

He is about to take off the hood when Demyx and Axel whistle at him, thinking that Marluxia is a new female Nobody member. From afar, Marluxia does look like a woman. Pink hair. Blue eyes. Slender body… the usual woman stuff. Plus, his name is quite punishment enough for even becoming a Nobody!

"Quit it, you two idiots!" Marluxia takes off his hood and in the process he causes several rose petals to come flying out of his hair.

Demyx and Axel stare at Marluxia in horro as they have mistaken him for a girl. But then, afterwards, they snicker.

"What's the big idea?" Marluxia puts on a stern-looking face.

Awww… you two little devils. What cha gonna do now?

Demyx summons his sitar and the song starts!

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"That, that dude looks like a lady. That, that dude looks like a lady. That, that dude looks like a lady. That, that dude looks like a lady." Axel has grabbed a microphone out of nowhere and starts singing, pointing at poor Marluxia.

"I am not a lady, you ignorant asshole!" Marluxia screams, covering his ears. "Sing what you want but everybody knows I'm a guy here!"

Ummm… that's what I was trying to tell them that. But they won't listen to me. Please don't chop my head off!

"Come visit The Castle That Never Was. Her aura even competes with our own dear Larxene. She's a poisonous flower to touch at first sight. Baby, maybe you're mistaken because her heart's got no light. That's right." Demyx laughs as Axel says this line.

"Oh yeah, that's good, buddy!" Demyx continues to laugh while playing the notes on the sitar. "Say, is anyone else here to sing with us?"

"Don't know, Dem-Dem. But teasing Marluxia is so much fun!" Axel grins.

Poor Marly. I pity you. But I got no choice. I have to do the song… but at least I'm having more fun than you are. HAHA!

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"That, that. That, that." Demyx and Axel sing into the microphone. They both point at Marluxia teasingly.

"I'm not hearing this!!!" Marluxia desperately tries to block the stupid song from entering his ears.

Uh… earplugs, Mar-Mar. Earplugs. The solution is as simple as that. Go find a pair of earplugs and put it in your ears. Hey! Are you even listening to me?

"Backstage we're havin' the time of our lives!" Axel and Demyx playfully punch each other. "When somebody-" they point at Marluxia "-comes out and threatens to tell the Superior that we're slacking off."

They stick their tongues out in unison against Marluxia.

Suddenly, Xigbar appears from a Corridor of Darkness behind the two. "Hey, what are you two doing?"

"Making fun of Marly," Demyx answers Xigbar's question.

"Can I join?"

"Sure you can, Xiggy. Okay. You sing the next line." Axel hands the microphone over to Xigbar.

Uh-oh! More pain for Marluxia… poor kiddo. I mean, Nobody.

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"That, that dude looks like a lady. That, that dude looks like a lady. That, that dude looks like a lady. That, that dude looks like a lady." Xigbar is half-laughing while singing into the mike.

"AAAAGGGGHHHH!!! SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP!" Marluxia is going nuts. He can't stand it anymore.

"Never judge a book by its cover." Demyx points to Zexion who happens to be passing by and reading a book.

"What's your problem about what I do?" Zexion glares at Demyx.

"Oh, nothing. We're just singing a song. Wanna join?"

"No thanks. I got other stuff to read. See ya!" Zexion disppears into his own Corridor of Darkness.

Wow… at least there' somebody who doesn't care to tease Marly… I mean, Marluxia.

"Or who you gonna love by your lover." Axel finds Luxord drinking some alcohol at the lounge. He drags the drunken Nobody to Marluxia.

"Oh, Luxord. Look who's the new woman in our castle. I think she's cute. You should go see if she likes you," Axel tells Luxord.

At once, Luxord starts lumbering towards Marluxia.

"NO… No… NO!!!" Marluxia slowly backs away before being cornered by Luxord who starts slobbering on the Marluxia.

Yiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!! Run, Marluxia! Run for your virginity! Oh, wait. That came out wrong…

"She puts on a really deceiving disguise. She had the body even better than Larxene's, Lord imagine my surprise." And then, Luxord realizes that he is holding Marluxia and not a girl. He drops him on the floor and goes back to the lounge to drink some more beer.

Axel, Demyx and Xigbar laugh.

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"That, that dude looks like a lady. That, that dude looks like a lady. That, that dude looks like a lady. That, that dude looks like a lady." The trio continues to sing.

Marluxia has dropped on his knees to the floor, still covering his ears. "AAAAAAGGGGHHHH!!! I'm going to go crazy!"

"So baby let me follow you down (let me take a peek dear)." Demyx pretends that Axel is wearing a skirt and does an action which would flip a skirt to Axel.

"Baby enter my room and we'll have fun (do me, do me, do me all night). Baby let me follow you down (turn the other cheek dear). Baby just say 'yes' and do it with me (do me, do me, do me, do me)." Axel, Demyx and Xigbar chase each other around in circles, pretending to flirt with each other.

Don't worry, Marluxia. The song's almost over. Bear with me… please?

"Oo, what a funky lady. Oo, she like it, like it, like it, like that. Oo he was a lady!" Axel's voice echoes throughout the hall.

"That, that dude looks like a lady. That, that dude looks like a lady. That, that dude looks like a lady. That, that dude looks like a lady. That, that dude looks like a lady. That, that dude looks like a lady. That, that dude looks like a lady. That, that dude looks like a lady."

But before the trio can finish the song, Marluxia takes out the Graceful Dahlia and slices the microphone in half. "I'm going to get you for this, Axel and Demyx! You too, Xigbar!"

Marluxia has a crazed look on his face. He is brandishing his scythe wildly and laughing with a deranged smile on his face. He looks like Joker from Batman.

"It's our cue, Dem-Dem. Exit stage left," Axel tells his sitar-playing friend.

"Right you are, Axy… see ya around, Xiggy!" Both Demyx and Axel run out of the castle.

"Huh? What was that about?" Xigbar is confused. Then, he looks at Marluxia who is charging at him.

"I'm going to cut you into pieces and serve you to Saix! Just a little closer, my chicky! Properly butchered and seasoned, you will make a nice snack for Saix!" Marluxia has indeed lost his mind.

Xigbar runs for his life and out the door.

Marluxia follows him. "Where are you going, chicky? I'm only going to slice you up nicely and serve your dead bodies to the Superior for dinner!"

Okay, Marluxia is just scary… don't make him go bananas! I hope you enjoyed it! Tune in next time when I make the other KH characters sing some other song. Feel free to drop me a suggestion or whatsoever.

In your suggestion, just write the name of the song and the characters you want to be singing. You may add some lines that you have already modified so that I will know what you want to come out. But don't modify the entire song because then I will have nothing to change. And please, no Disney characters. Any song but no Disney characters. And if you wish to give the link of the song so that I may hear it (just in case I have never heard of it before), please do.

Sound Slayer, over and out.