Chapter 3
ADVENTUUURE!
That night I lay awake, waiting for all the screams to stop so that I could think. I had realized this a long time ago, but only now was I actually putting to thought why I couldn't fall asleep at night. I didn't want to. I was always the type to hate having to go to bed, and the result being my eyes opening ever 2 minutes, not giving me enough time to wind down. I had created another fan fiction in my head by the time the screams died down, I wondered how many he had sacrificed? It didn't really matter. I had to think about what was going down at home. They were obviously looking for me right? Of course they were, even my older sister Marisa who didn't seem to give a rats ass about anybody was worried most likely. The good thing was I didn't have to go back to school for a while. My god, that was great! Not because as a kid I hated school, but because of my math teacher from last year. Mr. Johnson, he was, let's just say it, Coo coo for math. He loved it so much, no one in the school(the kids) liked him at ALL. He was also rather rude. There was a girl in my class who sort of struggled with math. He would call on her almost every damn time, everyone felt bad for her as she looked like an idiot thinking for so long. If that was his idea of improving students, well, it's not working! He also came to class once with an almost empty 2 liter bottle of Sierra Mist! He was hiccupping the ENTIRE class! Making him seem drunk of something. Whenever we had a substitute in that class it was much more enjoyable, especially when the substitute resorted to drawing the Cordial Plane on the window with dry erase markers, so what if there was a white board? It was more badass this way! But sadly substitutes weren't very often, only about 3 times, one being our all time favorite teacher for History and Art, the other our also pretty awesome Science teacher. I sighed, at least while I'm alone like this I don't have to think about how my minds wandering right? I rolled over, thinking about how tomorrow would be like. Would I become a ninja? Nah, if I didn't have chakra at home, why here? Maybe chakra is only active here! That would be awesome, but I wouldn't be able to show off my mad skills with chakra at home… But then the government would get suspicious and hide me from the public! Damn it, but it IS a smart idea and all, someone could kidnap me, and hold me at gunpoint forcing me to use my chakra to destroy the world! Wow, my mind of a pessimist is pretty negative yet fun! But tomorrow, I would have to go to Konoha, would it be cool? How would they not suspect anything from me! I know their secrets and personalities though. Wait, why was I spying if I already knew their plans? Oh yeah, I won't tell, so they have to make me re know it so its fair! What a weird plan. But this place and ME was full ON weird! I growled to myself, getting off track in my mind only made me angry and confused. After finally managing to stay still for a while, I fell asleep.
The next morning when I woke up, it was strangely quiet.
"A little TOO quiet…" I said. Of course I knew it was possible for it to be silent here, I just wanted to use that quote so badly. I laughed to myself, even in the morning I was a complete nut! I left my room, looking for the kitchen. When I finally found it I searched around for some cereal, find none, I proceeded to make some oatmeal. I was ignoring the fact Itachi was down here, sitting down, doing nothing. It was pretty creepy. He just sat there. Did he eat mentally? The thought made me almost laugh out loud. Oh I love my mind… When I sat down and started to eat I felt bored. I had always needed to do something while eating, just eating was awkward. But sadly there were no comics, or my IPhone to look at funny pictures with. I decided to talk to Itachi.
"What's up?" I asked. Realizing this was most likely the WORST idea of mine since coming here. He just mumbled something. I felt stupid.
"So why did you kill your entire clan?" I asked, "I already know. And it wasn't just to 'test your abilities' if that was it I wouldn't believe you had any sanity left." He stared at me, I think it was shock, or maybe just saying 'Shut up or I'll gut you'. Either way he wasn't going to answer. I sighed and continued eating my oaty heaven. Kisame entered, at least there was now SOMEONE who could use sentences.
"Hi Kisame!" I said. I felt like my OC Akari from my story, just I didn't have to make everyones damn breakfast, and anyways, I was TERRIBLE at making eggs.
"What." He asked, or just said, I never really knew…
"Just asking what's up." I said
"Cool" He said bluntly. This was boring. Thank god I was a fast eater. I finished, and by that time Tobi just entered, did the Gods hate me? Why send someone who would talk to me AFTER I go through this morning HELL! I felt like shaking my fist at the sky, or ceiling, either way I would look like even more of a lunatic then now. I decided to just go back to my room. I would need to think over my trip that was to happen soon. Wait, when WOULD I be leaving? Did Pein know that time is also part of the question 'when'? Now I felt like crying. Why? I don't really know, random reflexes come and go. I skipped back to my room. I plopped back down onto my bed and the thinking race began! Sadly record time was made in going off track. I went from wondering what time I would leave to what time it WAS, and now I found myself wondering how they keep time here. How DID they? They probably didn't, or did they have clocks? I never knew, this place doesn't have computers or TV, but for some miracle have devices that let them keep in contact, and lights! It confused the hell out of me. I herd a knock on the door.
"Yes?" I asked, the door opening to reveal Konans face
"It's time to go." She said
"Perfect timing!" I exclaimed. Walking outside with a badass swager, that also looked like I was constipated. Oh how I wish I can take that back… I walked over to Leader normally.
"So do I have to walk or something? Because I can't run like you guys. And it's like 3 days away or something." I said.
"Zetsu will transport you." He stated. My eyes got wide.
"YOU GUYS ARE SO NICE!" I exclaimed, hugging him. After about 4 minutes of attempts, Leader succeeded in pulling me off him.
"We don't want to waste our food on you and you are our only hope for a spy." He explained.
"I DON'T CARE! YOU'RE ALL JUST TOO NICE!" I screamed, hugging him once more. At this he attempted to stab me. I pulled away fast. Beaming up at him. I had never actually traveled with Zetsu before(REALLY?) so I was excited.
"Where will he drop me off?" I asked
"About a mile from the village. The rest you walk."
"OKAAAAY!" I said, this time just trying to be annoying. He pushed me to Zetsu, maybe fearing another death hug. Zetsu grabbed me and we sunk into the ground! After about 5 minutes we resurfaced. He dropped me on the ground.
"Now just walk forward from here. You should see the gates soon." He instructed. I gave him a salute. He rolled his eyes(Or I think he did…) and sunk back into the ground. I walked on, felling pretty badass, careful not to do my stupid constipated swager again. It was nice weather. Warm wind, ground not to rough, and I rather liked walking alone. Soon enough a giant gate appeared before me. On the top of the gate was the Leaf village symbol with two kanji's for 'Shinobi' on either side of it. Pretty big gate as I may say, the gates were open of course. I strode right past the guards, I never remembered their names, but I knew who they were. They just stared at me while I entered. How would I of all people look dangerous? No headbands, or any signs of ninja agility. Might as well let the crazy ass through right? Of course. I walked around the streets, standing out a bit in my black shirt and denim shorts. I scanned the crowds of people, looking for familiar faces. At last I saw a bowl haircut. Upon closer inspection it was Lee, thank god, who ELSE would I want to be greeted by? Lee was pretty awesome.
"Hello!" I greeted him. As he turned to me I could already think of ways he may greet me.
"Hello youthful girl!" He nearly screamed at me. It would forever be a mystery to me why they used the word 'youth' so much…
"Can you tell me where the Hokage building is?" I asked
"Follow me!" He exclaimed, and with that we set off on a mini adventure. Admit it, you're pretty damn jealous! Lee as a tour guide? HELL YES! On our way we ran into Sakura and Naruto. I smiled at them. Sakura couldn't know my overwhelming to the brim hatred for her yet.
"Sakura! Naruto! Join us on our youthful tour!" Lee screamed at them. Naruto looked hesitant, but Sakura dragged him along.
"So what's your name?" She asked, I felt like punching her in the face.
"Yeah, what IS your name?" Lee asked. Sakura punched him
"You didn't ask her name?" She yelled. There! Now was my chance
"That's rude! You shouldn't hurt someone for such a dumb reason." I exclaimed. She stared at me, maybe contemplating whether to hurt me next.
"S-Sakura-chan! She doesn't know who you really are!" Naruto pipped up. Sakura sighed. Walking on.
"My name is Megan by the way." I said.
"Nice to meet such a youthful person like you Megan!" Lee beamed.
"Cool name!" Naruto said
"I think your name is cooler." I said
"Really?"
"I want to be named after ramen too!" I said, feeling epic for such a stupid saying.
"Ramen IS pretty cool." Naruto said
"Now I want ramen." I groaned
"We should get some!" He exclaimed.
"That would be awesome, just I need to go to the Hokage office!" I said. I DID really want to get ramen with one of my favorite characters.
"Oh, ok! Afterwards?" He asked
"Maybe." I said. I felt like he was asking me out on a date. I know that wasn't so, Naruto was asking me out? I wasn't even his age! And if he would ask someone like me out so quickly he might as well notice that Hinata loves him! We walked on through the streets. Sakura acting like a bitch, Naruto talking about ramen, and Lee talking about youth. I felt like a dream was coming true! Just not the whole Sakura part. While we were walking I realized Naruto had been pulled aside by someone. I turned around, stopping the others. Hinata had pulled Naruto to the side. She was blushing and stammering something.
"N-Naruto-kun, I have something to tell you." She stammered. Oh hell yes! Would she do it?
"Yeah?" He asked.
"I want to- want to, tell you that I-I-I Want to spend more time with you!" She said. YAAAY! I felt like doing a dance right there. But from the look on Narutos face, what Hinata had hoped for hadn't sunk in.
"Sweet! You can come with me and Megan fro Ramen later!" He exclaimed. I SWEAR I saw Hinatas face fall. There was no one in the world more clueless then Naruto. Cue facepalm.
Note: Heh, I di this chapter HUZZAAAAH! LOL I might go in full on writers mode and pop out two more chapters! For now did you like this one? Pleeeeeease review! I want some feedback about how you like the story so far! Exciting things like Megans death hug! Zetsu traveling! Youthful tours! And Hinata being friend zoned! REVIEW REVIEW! OR MEGAN WILL GIVE YOU A DEATH HUG!
