Chapter 1: Afterlife

"Where should we begin? Ah yes, let's start with first year, shall we?"

"So, at Platform 9 ¾, Harry should have met at least with one of his Soul-Mates, but thanks to that Molly bitch, he didn't. His first friend by right should have been Susan, but no, Albus Freaking Dumbledore had to place him at the Dursley's, disregarding his parent's will. Oh and Harry, this time, leave the place immediately, go to Gringott's, request an Inheritance Test and have your parent's will read. But let me tell you first so you don't faint inside of the bank. Goblins had always considered emotions are weaknesses."

"You are Lord Potter, Lord Peverell, Heir Black, Lord Emrys, Lord Gryffindor, Lord Slytherin, Lord Pendragon, Heir of Ravenclaw and Heir of Hufflepuff. Yes, you inherited Potter, Peverell, Black and Gryffindor titles from your father's side, Pendragon and Emrys from your mother's side. You gained Slytherin by Rights of Conquest from defeating Tom that night in Godric's Hollow. Magic has ruled him dead so you gained the title even though he is not completely dead. The only reason you cannot take up the title of Lord Ravenclaw and Lord Hufflepuff is because those are matriarchal lines that can only be taken by females as Head of House with their husbands as the Lords. Well, Penelope is Lady Ravenclaw and Tonks is Lady Hufflepuff."

"Where was I, ah yes, and then, lucky for Harry, the troll had caused a friendship to form between Hermione and him. Well, there was also the friendship formed with Katie from getting into the Quidditch team. But, there was also Ronald Weasley, who was not supposed to be Harry's friend at all. He pulled down all of Harry's marks and prevented him from being more ambitious like the Slytherin he was supposed to be."

At Daphne and Tracey's raised eyebrows, Harry laughed and explained, "The only reason I was not sorted into Slytherin was because of Malfoy, he was an arrogant prick who always ran to his father for help when I met him. The hat had wanted to sort me into Slytherin but at the time, I was fine with any house, just 'not Slytherin'."

Fate continued. "Harry's attitude and circle of friends should have changed when he became friends with Hermione, but no, Dumbledore had to freaking use loyalty potions on Harry and Hermione keyed to Weasley!"

"On to second year, well, everything was fine until the trip to Diagon Alley, Hermione was to kiss Harry there when they met, but no, the mild love potions keyed to Ronald, had started to work on her. It is not enough to make her fall for Ron but enough to not consider anyone."

"And then Ronald had to pull Harry into his idea of flying the car to Hogwarts but that was the loyalty potion."

"During the duelling cub, Harry reveals his parseltongue and what happens? Everyone shuns him except for Hermione and Ron, who was paid to spy on Harry. Well, Hermione to her credit had a strong will that almost managed to suppress the love potions. Then, the unthinkable happened, she was attacked by the Basilisk. Harry, you weren't supposed to kill the snake, you were supposed to tame it! You were Lord Slytherin or rather Heir of Slytherin for fuck's sake at the time! You should have tricked it into biting the Horcrux and then become its master while it becomes your familiar!"

"After the whole fiasco, Hermione was revived and you didn't even kiss her! What were you thinking! It would have freed her from the love potions!"

"Moving on to third year, Sirius Black escapes from Azkaban, so what! You were supposed to be contacted by the goblins to render the Basilisk, but no, Dumbledore had to put a freaking Mail Ward on you! In other words, he stole the money made from the Basilisk from you. Had you been called to Gringott's, you would have done the Inheritance Test, gotten your parent's will read, and taken up your lordships, freeing you from Dumbles. Well, the rest of the year really wasn't that much to worth a mention so fourth year!"

"Fourth year, what was Dumbledore fucking thinking?! He should have declared the Triwizard Tournament a draw and restarted it! The compulsion charm on it was only a one-time use spell for fuck's sake! Even if he didn't, he should have known that someone was impersonating Moody! You can't go with knowing someone for decades but not knowing the habits of somebody!"

"Fifth year, what the hell?! Umbridge shouldn't have even made it as a professor! The Headmaster's word is final word that cannot be overridden except by the Founders or their heirs. Snape was asked to teach you. However, Occlumency isn't learnt by having someone mind-rape you continuously! No! It is through meditation and building of mental shields! Even if that's the case, the Potters' have been known to be natural Occlumens, meaning the skill comes easily to them. Then comes the Department of Mysteries. What was he thinking! He had a few hours to clear out the Ministry before you arrived at the Ministry. Honestly, if I hadn't known any better, I would have said he had gone senile. But no! He set Sirius up to die! He was afraid because Sirius is the only one who could contest his magical guardian status over Harry and wanted to prevent his little weapon from getting out of his control."

"Sixth year, what was Dumbledore freaking doing again?! He blocks every single mail that was sent to Harry! What Harry needed was friendship and comfort, not the Dursley's! But in the end, it didn't work. Let's proceed to the school year, shall we? Then there was Riddle's childhood, he could have just put it as, 'Riddle grew up in an orphanage as the bully…' and then tells his suspicions! There was no need to even show the memories. What could have been done in one night was dragged over several months! Well, if this doesn't prove that Dumbledore had been constantly manipulating you to be the martyr he wanted, I don't know what else I can tell you."

"Then there was the three musketeers of Weasleys. Anyways, you should probably know Harry and Hermione about the potions from what I had said. What you guys didn't know was that the rest of you, except Tonks were fed with repulsion potions keyed to Harry. Tonks with a love potion to Remus. Remus is blameless, they were just the victims of love potions. Ron wanted Hermione as his sex slave. Ginny wanted Harry for the fame and money. That was the basis of the plot. The rest of the family isn't involved so they weren't aware."

"Now, I am going to send you back in time. Remember, there is no such thing as light or dark magic, only its intentions. When you arrive, you will have to meet up immediately and establish you bonds. Oh and one thing. Multiple Soul Bonds can result in a coven and it might cause other witches to want to join you."

With a snap of her fingers, the eight souls were sent back in time into their younger bodies.

AN: So that was the first chapter, kinda boring but don't worry. The next chapter will get exciting as the changes start to happen.