I know I said from the meeting and onward, but... my new friend fruitstogether gave me this awesome sauce idea. Thanks! I'll continue next chapter from where I left off here.
Big Problems Come In Little Packages Chapter 3
"Um… Roma?" Spain asked as he glanced at the fuming Romano in the rear-view mirror, who sat in the backseat with a sleeping Chibitalia next to him. "Yes, Spain?" Romano asked with deceptive calmness. "Um… Veneziano is naked…" He trailed off. "So?" Romano asked. "…So, one of us will have to buy clothes that will fit him…" He trailed off again.
"…"
"…"
"FUCKING STUPID AS FUCK ENGLAND! HE'LL BE PAYING FOR THIS, SO BUY THE MOST EXPENSIVE CLOTHES YOU SEE, GOT IT?!" Romano shouted as Spain nodded quickly before he pulled in to a random store. "Okie dokie, I got it, so I'll see you later, hopefully when you're not as scary, okay, bye!" Spain let out in a single breath before he sprinted into the store.
Chibitalia finally seemed to wake up as he yawned. He locked eyes with Romano for a moment, then sat up quickly. "Hey, Vene-" "Who are you?! And why do you look like my older brother?" Chibitalia squeaked in Italian as he backed up as much as he could. "I'm-" "Where am I?!" Chibitalia gaped at the seats, then out the window. "Ohhh! I swear if you kidnapped me, mister, you'll be sorry!" Chibitalia fumed before he began to punch Romano's shoulder as hard as he could.
"Ow, that actually- Would you just- Dammit, ow- Stop it- Ouch! Cut it out!" Romano snapped as he grabbed Chibitalia's hands. Chibitalia glared in response. "You better have a good explanation for this, mister, because if you don't, my big brother will head-butt you, Big Sister Hungary will hit you with her frying pan, and Austria will step on you!" Chibitalia threatened as Romano's mouth twitched in amusement.
"Vene, it's me, Romano." Romano said as Chibitalia gave him a look of clear disbelief. "No, you're not! Romano is just a little older and taller than me! Prove it if you're my big brother!" Chibitalia demanded. "Your full human name is Feliciano Veneziano Vargas. My name is Lovino Romano Vargas. Our grandfather's name was Romulus Vargas." Romano sighed as Chibitalia gaped at him. "How do you-" Romano cut him off.
"I know because I'm your big brother. I'm just a lot older. Listen, you know how England used to talk about fairies and magic and dumb sh- stuff like that?" Chibitalia nodded slightly. "Well, that shi- stuff! - may or may not be true. You agreed to help him with some spell on Facebook." Romano sneered the last part before continuing. "Anyway, so he came over, then some bippity-boppity-boo later, you turned back into a child. Any questions?" Romano asked as Chibitalia crinkled his nose slightly in thought.
"Yes… How old are you? How old am I?- Oh, wait, duh, I know that- Oh, okay, how old is the me that is older? Where are we? When are we? What year is this? Is Turkey still being a jerk? How are Big Brother Spain and France? Oh, and Big Sister Hungary and Austria? OH! What about Prussia? Is he still bothering Big Sister Hungary and Austria? What are we sitting in? Did the world end in- Oh, well, obviously not. Who's the pope? What's Facebook? What's bippity-boppity-boo? Why are you doing that? …" Chibitalia continued on and on as Romano smacked his forehead against the window repeatedly.
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"Roma, we're here!" Spain beamed as he quickly exited the car and went to the trunk to grab their luggage. "Yay!" Chibialia squealed, all filled in on all the who, what, when, where, why, and hows. "Big brother, pick me up." Chibitalia pleaded as he hopped out of the car after Romano. Romano stared at his brother for a moment, then sighed.
"Come here, Feli." He sighed before he picked up his brother. "And so the fun of airports begin." He muttered before he walked in, Spain calling after him with way too much luggage in his arms. "Roma~ Wait for meeeee!"
"Alright, we have fifteen minutes before our flight leaves. I'll have to set you down when Spain and I have to go through security. That'll take about five minutes. Don't talk to strangers. Don't look at strangers. Try not to breathe the same air as strangers. And, most importantly, don't move. Got it?" Romano asked seriously as Chibitalia nodded, in awe of all that was around him. "I mean it, Feliciano. The world isn't as child friendly as it used to be." Romano said seriously as Chibitalia nodded, though in reality it flew over his head.
"Romano~ please help me carry some lug-"
"No."
"PLEAAAAAAASE?"
"No."
"Big brother said no, Toni. No means no."
"…Okay."
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Romano set Chibitalia down before he went through security with Spain. Chibitalia hummed slightly, then walked forward, completely ignored by the security guard. Chibitalia continued walking for a bit as he looked around. Suddenly, he was bumped into, causing him to fall to the ground. "Ow!" He squeaked before he attempted to get up, only to be knocked into again. Tears sprang to his eyes as his lower lip quivered.
"Honhonhon." He heard a familiar laugh as he glanced up in shock. Just a short ways away from him, an older looking, but definite, France was talking into a… thingy. Did he go crazy like England, too?
Chibitalia finally stood up and glanced back excitedly to tell Romano and Spain who he'd found, only for his stomach to drop and his eyes to widen. They were nowhere in sight! A cluster of people blocked his view as he tried to see them. Tears sprang to his eyes again and his lower lip quivered. He sniffled slowly as he realized he was lost.
"Are you okay, kid?" An older man asked as Chibitalia sniffled and shook his head. "N-No. I can't find my big brothers." He hiccupped. "There, there. You'll be okay." The man soothed as he picked Chibitalia up. "Here, come with me. I'll help you." The man smiled widely as Chibitalia felt a chill run down his spine, but ignored it. "I'll help you a lot." The man smiled wickedly as he walked forward.
Chibitalia frowned slightly as tears still ran down his face. "U-Um, mister, my brothers were that way, I think." He pointed back as the man continued forward. "No, no. You just got turned around, trust me." The man said calmly as he turned to walk into a door that said men's restroom. "U-Um, but this says the bathroom. I don't think they're in here." Chibitalia frowned.
"Oh?" The man asked. "Y-Yeah." Chibialia gulped nervously. "Yes, well, little rabbit, maybe if you didn't have that stick up your- Feliciano?!" Someone asked as Chibitalia turned his head quickly. "Big Brother Francis?" Chibitalia asked hopefully as the man quickly set him down.
"So, you're one of his big brothers that he mentioned?" The man asked as France eyed him suspiciously. "Yes, I am. And you are?" He asked coldly as the man backed up slightly. "No one. I just wanted to see to it that he found his big brothers. Well, now that he has, I'll be going, now." The man said quickly before walking off, unfortunately to probably find another victim.
"Oh, Francis!" Chibitalia hiccupped, then sobbed as France picked him up. "It's okay, Feliciano. It's alright. Big Brother Francis is here. What happened?" He asked softly as he gently rocked Chibitalia in his arms. Chibitalia cried into his chest.
"I-I just w-wanted to l-look ar-round a l-little, s-so I w-walked away f-from Romano a-and An-ntoni-io for a w-while, b-but then I g-got kn-knocked down-n, and t-then I s-saw y-you a-and you w-were g-giving that w-weird l-laugh of yours, a-and s-so I looked b-back to tell th-them I found y-you, but I couldn't s-see them anym-more, and then so I realized-d that I w-w-was lost, and I got really s-sad and started to c-cry, then that weird g-guy f-found me, and I couldn't s-see you anym-more, and he t-took me and w-we started w-walking, but I t-told him we were g-going the wrong w-way and s-so he told me we were g-going the r-right way, then h-he came to the b-bathroom here, and then I f-found you." Chibitalia sounded relieved at the end of his explanation.
"Feliciano, Romano probably told you to be careful of strangers and to not walk off, right?" France asked as rocked Chibitalia to-and-fro soothingly. Chibitalia nodded reluctantly as he sensed a lecture coming on. "Now, I'm not going to lecture you, so don't worry. However, I will tell you that what you did was very dangerous and bad. That man, he was probably a very bad man, okay? He might have hurt you and touched you in bad places. Remember when I told you about the no-no spots?" France asked as Chibitalia nodded.
"He might have touched you there. That would be very bad, and would leave everyone upset and sad, especially if he hurt you very bad after that, so that you couldn't tell anyone. Even though I didn't know you were missing, much less a child again, when I realized what could have happened, I was very scared and upset. I still am. Do you understand what I'm saying?" France asked as Chibitalia nodded guiltily. "I'm sorry, Francis." Chibitalia hiccupped.
"I'm not the only one you have to apologize to, okay? Romano and Antonio must be very, very scared right now. I'm going to tell Antonio where you are right now, okay?" France asked as he set Chibitalia on the floor for a moment as he picked his phone up from the sink he set it down on. Chibitalia's eyes watered and his lower lip quivered again as he realized how angry and upset Antonio and Romano would be. What if they hated him, now?
He quickly wiped at his eyes with his arm as France quickly texted Antonio that he found Chibitalia and wanted an explanation as to what was going on. He finished texting Antonio and looked down at the quivering boy. He knelt down to his height as he lifted up Chibitalia's chin with his hand. "Hey," France said quietly, "It'll be okay. They might be angry for a while, but it's only because they love you so, so, so much, just like me, alright?" He asked as Chibitalia nodded. "O-Okay." He said shakily as France smiled.
He still looked a bit unsure, so France gave him a loving kiss to the forehead. "Don't worry." He smiled. "If they turn into flesh-eating monsters, I'll save you." He smiled wider as Chibialia giggled slightly. "They won't turn into monsters, silly!" He said as France's smile widened. "Are you sure?" He asked as Chibitalia nodded. "So… they won't do…this?!" France asked as he quickly picked up Chibitalia, who squealed as he was thrown into the air, then caught.
France faked eating his arm as Chibitalia laughed. "Stop it, Francis!" He squealed with laughter as France grinned widely, then began 'munching' on his other arm. "My, my, you taste quiet good! I think I'll continue eating you until there's no more left of you." France said deviously as Chibitalia laughed even louder. "Stop it, Francis! Wait until later to eat me!" He exclaimed as France paused his munching.
"Hmm… alright." He chuckled as he went to set the boy down, only for Chibitalia to cling to him. "Don't put me down yet!" He exclaimed as France chuckled again. "Okay, okay." France smiled as he held Chibitalia to his chest. Chibitalia glanced up at him through his lashes, then giggled as France made a face at him.
Chibitalia laid his head under France's chest and got comfortable. "Francis?" He asked quietly as said man leaned against the wall. "Hm?" He asked. "Thank you. I love you, Francis." He smiled as France's eyes watered for a moment. "You are quiet welcome, Feliciano. I love you, too." France smiled before the door to the bathroom suddenly slammed open, revealing a haggard Antonio.
Awwww! That fluff with France, though! Them feels! I think this is the fastest I have ever uploaded a story. Lol. Review, please! Can I ask for three or more reviews? Thanks! See ya next upload!
