A.N: You guys need a lot of buscuits. Know why? In DK we have something we call a "tude-kiks" which roughly translated means a "whining-biscuit" and when you tell someone to "go get a tude-kiks" you tell them to stop whining.
And now you're all probably: "But I haven't whined! What's wrong with you, you freak suffering from lack of social skills?" But trust me; By the time you've finished this piece of rubbish, you'll need a tude-kiks. Wanna know why? Well, first of all it doesn't show Robin from his bad sides. It's not funny. And it's not clever. It's not even "meh-heh"-ish. Explanation follows...
Thanks to: Agent of the divine one - Thanks for your ideas. I'll work on them. You're going to hate this chapter. Or maybe just dislike it... Master of ya'lls fate - Wow XD... if you read this chapter, you're going to be dissapointed. Cartoonstar-fan: Thanks for explaining it. Whispering lillies: Oh yes... a mess in the basement. Mwaha! I love being an author. Manyara: 5 minutes after I'd read you review I got the most amazing idea. Thanks! Nothing but a dreamer - About your idea: It could be a great story (I laughed my eyes out when I read that "where's Robin he owes me money..."-thing) , and I will use some of it. I don't like the idea of Slade taking over the TT's though... and are you sure you mean that "middle aged loser"-thing? ;D Y' know when I first watched TT in english I actually fell in love with Slade. That was pretty damn weird... Oh and by the way, you're going to hate this chapter. coughRobStarcoughcough. Please don't hate me!
Ahem.
"The mask, perhaps?"
"What is it about him?" Beast Boy murmured drowsily, changing his position on the couch. Cyborg changed the channel again. "What's what?" he asked back. Both of them were, as Starfire would say it, "potatoing the couch" and really bored. A couple of hours ago Robin had gone into Starfire's room, a smug smile on his face. Both of the boys knew what that meant. Robin and Starfire were going to "have some fun".
"Almost every girl seems to be crushing on Robin... why? What's so special about him?"
"Maybe... because he's the leader of the group?"
"I don't think all those fan-girls would forget about us completely just because of our team-leader."
There was no response to that.
"What, so you think every fan-girl is a groupie?" Beast Boy added, sounding a bit mad. Apparently he knew some fan-girls. Cyborg probably did too. They were everywhere – the fan-girls.
"Um, no..." Cyborg answered timidly. There was silence for a while until Beast Boy spoke up again: "Then maybe it's his good looks?"
"What? You think all girls like that kind of hairdo?" Cyborg raised his eyebrows and squint his eyes.
"Hmmm, no. I know a lot of girls who hate spiked up hair." Beast Boy added thoughtfully and sat up.
Both the boys thought about it for a while.
"You think it's his wit?" Cyborg asked and took a handful of popcorn from a blue plastic-bowl
"Yeah, Robin's smart... but a little too smart at times, don't ya think?" Beast Boy leaned over and reached for a helping of popcorns too.
Cyborg munched his popcorns thoughtfully. "Maybe," he swallowed, "it's his fighting skills, then?"
Beast Boy sat silent for a bit and munched on his mouthful of popcorn. When that was done, he swallowed and estimated his cybernetic friend's guess. "Yeah, but still, we're good at fighting too, none of us is stupid, we're both well-trained, I'd call us kinda handsome, we both have a sense of humour plus we're not always after villains."
A soft moan from Starfire's room was heard the second after he had uttered that last statement. Both teens blushed and cleared their throat slightly. "Apparently, neither is Robin."
"I hate being reminded that every girl is drooling over Robin, when we're just supposed to sit here as losers." Beast Boy folded his arms over his chest and leaned back at the backrest of the couch with a scowl on his face.
"You don't think he's cheating on Star, do you?" Cyborg asked, a bit uncomfortable by the noises heard from Starfire's room.
"I think he and Rae have had their thing. And to be honest, I don't think that Robin would let so many fine girls pass him by..." Beast boy stated genuinely. Cyborg immediately cleared his throat. Beast Boy was right. Robin wasn't always that trustworthy. And Starfire was naive and easy to fool.
"But I still don't understand," Beast Boy muttered irritated, "If he's both unfaithful, arrogant and a smart-ass, then why do all the girls want him?"
...10 minutes earlier in Starfire's room...
Robin exhaled noisily and rolled on to his side. Starfire immediately crawled over to him resting her head on his chest. Both of them breathed heavily mildly exhausted from the previous events.
"So... that is what you people on earth calls "making love"..." Starfire proclaimed. Robin stroked her hair. "Yeah..." he muttered, feeling pretty good about himself. It had been good for him, especially for his ego – Now he had proof that he was irresistible. And Raven was going to be sooo jealous. He smirked to himself. Maybe next time Trigon's daughter wouldn't play so hard to get, if she knew she wasn't the only one... But still, Robin's ego used a little more fuel. It was only the size of the world now, so why not make it a little bigger?
"So... was it... you know, good for you?" He asked, blushing a bit.
"Yes, of course Robin..." She answered, beaming at him.
"You SUCKED!" she thought.
(A.N – Um... Yeah, let's just imagine Starfire is more than a little "Miss beautiful no-brain who's completely BATUSI! about Robin"...)
He flushed even redder, but couldn't help smirking a little wider. But then she asked him the same...
"Yes!" he answered quickly, "of course it was... you know... good."
"Oh yes, I rocked, didn't I?" he thought.
"I am glad to hear that," said Starfire and sat up, "Now I will immediately go and send a message to Tamaran."
He chuckled a bit. "Why?"
"I wish to inform my K'norfkaa that his Starfire is getting married." She giggled hereafter and blushed a little.
"Oh yeah that's go—Wait a minute! Married?"
"Yes. On my planet, to create such bonds means an offer of marriage."
Boy Wonder swallowed something. "Ehm, heh-heh, you're kidding, right?"
Her eyes got big and sad. "What? You do not wish to be married?"
"Um..."
"You do not... love me?"
"Yes! I mean, yes of course I do, but... oh just look at the time, I have to go..."
"Robin..."
He started to rise from the bed, the blanket tightened securely around his otherwise naked body. As he got closer to the door, his steps got faster and faster. "Robin," Starfire again said, a tone harder. "I... Havetogo!" he muttered and started running. He sprinted out of her room, panic starting to spread all over his body. "Robin!" Starfire yelled. A minute later a green beam shot through the door, leaving a big smoking gap through the tower. Robin started running for his life. Only wearing his blanket, he headed for the living room, trying to ignore the pissed-off alien princess closing in on him. "Come back!" she shouted from behind him. That only made him run a little faster. He exited the corridor and turned to get to the living room and from the living room out and away...
...About 10 seconds before Robin runs in, screaming like a girl, in the living room...
Both of the boys raised their heads at the sound of the door splintering. They heard Starfire yell and in the next minute Boy Wonder ran past them on the couch, apparently only dressed in a blanket.
"Heyguysbyeguys," they heard him mutter as he quickly left for the exit. They both turned and saw Starfire, eyes and hands glowing emerald, a few feet up in the air, aiming for Robin. In about ten seconds Boy Wonder and the Tamaranian princess had left, leaving the living room pretty messy and... Fried from the star bolts that had missed their target. Cyborg and Beast Boy blinked a few times before looking at each other with a blank expression that would have made Raven jealous. "What is it about him?" Beast Boy asked again. The sofa shook violently and in the next moment they heard a girl scream. Or perhaps it was just a boy sounding like a girl? Cyborg turned his head in the scream's direction. It came from the basement. They heard a large "BOOM" followed by another lout outcry.
"The mask, perhaps?" he answered and reached out for a second helping of popcorn.
Okay... don't kill me! Now you probably need a "tude-kiks" don't you think? Well, no matter how much you hated it, review. When I re-read it, I was like "well, this sucks." and then I was like "But I haven't spent 7 freakin' hours on this just to delete it afterwards!" So, there you go. R&R no matter how many "tude-kiks" it made you choke down, you hear me?
