April 4, 2011

Toph's Post

So here's the deal. I am pregnant. Also this morning, Aang told my parents that he was taking me to breakfast, when he was actually taking me to a doctor. He says I'm probably pregnant too. So guess what Aang and I got to do this afternoon, tell my parents. And you know what the best part is? I'm grounded for life! Isn't that great? (For all you idiots out there that are completely mental, I AM USING SARCASM! LEARN IT!) I know some of you who may be reading this online diary (Who in their damned right mind would make an online diary for everyone to read) is wondering so did your parents make you break up? First of all it's my freaking life so you don't need to freaking know! Okay then, if you are wondering that, the answer is yes and no. At first they are like " get the hell out of our house and if you dare look at our daughter again, you will spend the rest of your miserable life in a motorized wheelchair! They were thrilled about it, can't you tell? Then I started crying, being the weak little…child I am. Okay if you know me, whom you should, you should know that I am defiantly not weak, but I was so heartbroken that I couldn't "see", so to speak, Aang ever again, I just burst into tears. I freaking love my boyfriend. My parents couldn't stand seeing me crying, so they gave us restrictions. Aang could only be with me alone anytime in the day from eight to eight. So we could go out to dinner and bowling, we are not the fancy dating type, but when Aang drops me home, he can't come inside with me. So now we're on a plane back to Milwaukee. I think I forgot to mention that my Parents are freaking loaded and live in Beverly Hills, and that Aang and I go to Marquette University

[Go Golden Eagles!]

Shut Up Aang!

Okay sorry about that. Let me explain how this works. I am freaking blind! So I cannot see the computer. So my parents got me a special computer for people who are physically disabled (I'm blind not physically retarded!) where you can talk into this little mic…tho tho tho… and if you talk very clearly it can pick up the words you are saying. But you have to annunciate everything. Last year I was doing a report on Tuesdays With Morrie. The day we got the report's back my teacher called me up and said.

" Toph, why does your report say it was by bitch aluminum"

It was a total face palm for me. Let me now explain my purpose for even being on this sight. So I already mentioned that my boyfriend Twinkle toes here knocked me up. Thank you Aang.

[Sorry, but it was your fault too.]

What was that?

[Nothing]

Good, so my parents thought it would be healthy for me to have a day-by-day journal for me to keep going. I'll talk about the shizz I'm going through and what not. Then Twinkles will take over when I'm done and share is little girly thoughts. What was that?

Ow

Yeah I thought so

Where was I?

Girly thoughts

Oh yes, thank you Aang. That way my parents can keep track of me or some crap like that. So now Imna hand the keys over to Aang. Peace bitches!

Aang's Post

Yeah, well Toph has basically said everything, and now thanks to her I have a big welting bruise on my arm.

That's what you get for having baby skin.

FYI I was too lazy to turn off the mic setting. So I'm going to describe all of our friends to you cuz you're most likely going to hear about them later in this blog.

First there's Toph. She's beautiful, feisty, and energetic. Don't let her blindness deceive you, because she's sightless and deadly. Green and red look great on her, just not together. She has overgrown bangs that grow over her face. She's eighteen and is four – foot – five.

[Yeah, I'm a midget.]

It's my blog time now.

[You interrupted mine.]

As I was saying she's the toughest, and most beautiful girl I have ever met, hence the name Toph. She is overly independent because of her blindness, and if you offer her help, she'll give you hell saying, " I can take care of myself, by myself!". Then the rest of our gang, spelled with two As to emphasize my name (awwwwww riiiiiiiiite) would be like "Okay, Jesus Toph, stop being such a jerk"

Then theirs me, the handsome, amazing

[Light - footed, wimpy boyfriend of the great Toph Bei Fong]

Shut. Up. Anyway there's me who, like Toph, is undecided about my degree. I want to get a tattoo, though my foster father Gyatso wouldn't let me even though I am eighteen. My parents died when I was really little. My dad died of a stroke, my mom died of cancer. I am the heart and soul of our group of friends and I am a pacifist, as opposed to Toph, who gives people death threats every two minutes.

Then there's Zuko, who is like this emo sort of badass chick magnet. He has this really gruesome scar on the left side of his face. His dad owns a firecracker business. A few years ago he and his insane sister Azula were at bring your kid to work day and a firework accidentally went off. It exploded right in font of Zuko, and he had to be rushed to the emergency room, thus, the scar. He's usually really crabby and moody, some idiots (cough Ty cough Lee cough) take it personally, but really it's his personality. His major is politics.

Katara is Zuko's girlfriend, the captain of the Marquette swim team, and is my former crush. (By the way, it only lasted three hours, then I met Toph).

[Wow, Aang, you really wasted three hours of your life over her.]

Can you please Shut! Up! She's of some sort of Native American background. There's not much else I can say about her with out Toph abusing me. Ow!

Then there's Sokka, Katara's brother, and my best friend. He is a total moron and sucks ass at Call of Duty. Toph, who is blind, is better than him. He has his moments, when he comes up with something really ingenious and we're like WTH? where he has spouts of intelligence. He's basically a sarcastic, hilarious, carnivore.

Sokka's girlfriend Yue died last year in a car accident, and even though he's dating a black belt in Kung Fu, Suki, he never got over the death of his first love.

Then there Appa and Momo, my pets. Appa's a really big furry husky mix, and Momo is some Persian cat mix. ( they are both shelter animals).

Well that's all I got people! Adios! Aloha! Au Revior!

[Get the Hell off of this Damn Blog!]

Bye! :)

[:(]

haha has a beard

[ you have a beard, me]

I have to admit, I was inspired my ImmortalSymphony's Stupidity at Its Finest and Let's pretend this didn't happen. if you haven't read them, i recommend you do. so some thoughts by the one and only Toph and Aang. I'm not going to post these everyday, maybe every week, but i just had to get the idea out. I decided again that if i was going to have them in college, to do a college that i know well, the one my bro goes to :D anyway. hope you enjoyed and review and as ImmortalSymphony says " Be Brutal"