Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto

O-K, this idea was stuck in my head for a while, and i'm also stuck with "Hiraishin no Naruto" and "Get em Kyuubi!"

Summery: Konan, the blue haired female of Akatsuki, was assigned to capture Uzumaki Naruto, and soon having an interest in him. little that she'll know, she accidently spent a night of passion with him. 2 or more chapters (MA, before team 7 was made!)

A/N, Sorry if shes(Konan) OOC

A/n, Naruto chapter 371 came out! and i'm still confused about Konan AND pein/pain!

I'm beggining to think Konan is Yondaime's female teammate, but who knows?

THIS IS "MA" For "Mature Adults"

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(DREAM)

A blond, blue eyed boy wit orange clothing shot out from a swarm of butterflies that seems to be made out of paper, small driplets of blood came from the wounds that were also visible and all of them seems to be caused by paper.

(JEEZ...thats alot of papercuts.)

The caster was a women, a beautiful women to boot. She had dark blue hair that clung to her neck and she wore a large black cloak with red clouds that still did nothing to hide her perfect hourglass figure.

The said women had enough of 'playing' with her "prize" and with a short chains of handseals, the boy cried out as the paper origami insects caught up to him and was now surrounding him, trapping him like a caged rat. Without warning, every single butterlies covered him, from the hairs on his head, to the very tips of his toes.

The women smirked at her work and started to walk her way to the fallen jinchuuriki who was being suffocated by paper.

She was now close to him, O-K, maybe too close. With one hand she ripped off a few of her own creation so that his mouth was relieved from his muffled breathing.

She eyes glazed over at his panting, trapped form and without warning she bent down at his prone form and kissed him deeply.

Smirking as she felt him stiffened, she detached her lips and ripped off the rest of her paper insects revealing a fearful yet flushed face of Uzumaki Naruto.

A figure gasped and opened her eyes as she was sleeping in tree. She groggily looked at her surroundings wondering if it was morning. To her slight happiness, it was still pitch black and stars hovering the night sky.

Feeling disturbed, yet strangly aroused by her dream. She decided to push this aside and closed her eyes again.

Her mind and body became drowsy again.

Then it happened again, another erotic dream, but this time, her dreams went a bit far...too far.

(DREAM...AGAIN)

Two figures are on a bed sharing passionate kisses with each other, one was a young boy and the other was an older women, maybe late 20's or middle 30's. The only thing we know about them is that a women figure taller and larger then her younger male counterpart. She had dark blue hair that clung to her neck and face. The other was a 12 year old boy with spiky blonde hair and much smaller then her, maybe 3 or 4 heads shorter.

And what's unusual was that their both nude and were desprately clinging to each others heat.

The women got up and slowly laid on her back but not before pulling the smaller figure on top. She moaned as he kissed her again but this time he shifted his tounge inside her mouth. Then he moved his lips to her jawline, her neck, her shoulders...

The women shuddered and blushed as he decided put his head down her chest, his cheek resting on the left nipple and his right hand massaging her right tit.

The bluehead gasped softly as the boy took his cheek off the nipple and replaced it by his warm lips making her pant a bit.

But he soon abandoned this treatment making her pout in dissapointment, but then she cried/yelped loudly as he gathered both of her perfect mound of breast together so her two pink nipples were only a few centimeters apart.

"N-Naruto-kun...what are yo-AAAAHH!!" She was cut short as he engulfed two of her breast/nipples into his mouth at the same time and started to suck on her her mounds softly. His hands were still holding them in place, but his fingers were tickling around her breast making her moan louder in passion.

"Aaaaah! N-Naruto-K-kuuuuun!!" She moaned as he suck BOTH of her berfect boobs harder.

The boy continued this until her body shook and her hips and pelvis trembled for an unknown reason. She let out a whimpering but loud "Aaaah!"

He ignored these little distractions and continued on, but then she let out a small wail and he felt something warm and sticky spashed around his waist, hips, and also his...junk.

The women couldn't believe it! He made her cum without even touching her...there.

The boy stared at her naked, wet pussy with fascination then at her lovely, sweating, and flushed face. Without warning he abandoned her boobs, slid down lower to her perfect hourglass body and spread her leg apart, revealing her puffy, wet...jewel.

"Aaah..." She was embarressed, she began blushing again, only harder this time. She tried to close her legs together again but no pravail as he put himself between her so she was unable to.

The younger one smirked at her lustful eyes with his own lusted cerulean. Then he lowered his head fast so he can instantly and roughly mushed his lips HARD to her swollen, puffy lips, making her shriek with lust.

The women didn't know what hit her. First she was already in bliss as he sucked Then the next thing she knew, she was thrashing, twitching, screaming moaning like crazy!

"AAAAHHHH!!!" was all that was coming from her wide mouth as he furiously eat her, attacking inner walls with his suprisingly long tounge.

Her head was rocking left to right, her trembling legs were carelessly resting on his shoulders, each of her shaking hands were trapped/ensnared by his own, their fingers are locked perfectly together and her body was wretching in bliss.

'Jeez...at least he should've warn me when he plunges his tounge in my pussy that hard!' She wasn't really complaining, because shes actualy enjoying every second of it!

Then he started to lick more and more and soon found a fleshy nub. Withdrawing his tounge, he started to suck on that nub mercifuly.

Soon her body pulsed, she arched her back as hot sticky substance shot out of her opening and into his greedy mouth.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!"

One pair of eyes shot open, which belonged to Konan, the Akatsuki member. She sat up straight from her nightime slumber...only to hit her head on the branch of a tree she was sleeping on.

Scowling as she grabbed her bruised head in annoyance, she flicked her wrist and a small sheet of paper appeared into her fingers. With a snap, she flunged the sheet of paper at the branch resulting it to fall and continued to fall until it reached the earth floor.

With a groan, she was now slowly starting to get on both feet and as she was doing so, she felt something warm and wet between her legs. Her face blushed crimson as she recalled her recent dreams.

She tried to be angry at herself but couldn't. She pinched her nose with annoyance.

"No..." She shook her head rapidly. her hair flung like silk. She must stop this! She has an assignment to do! This is no time to feeling emotions or even have feelings or anything that will make her feel...feel human.

And Shinobi rule number 27,: Never shed a tear or feel emotions. (not true, i just made it up because i forgot the real rule)

But how can she not? She may be a kunoichi...a ninja...A SHINOBI...She was still human.

And humans will always have emotions, no matter what.

She shrugged this off and skid off, tackling her second, yet soon-to-be-failed attempt.

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'Where is he!?' Konan angrily thought as she punched a wall in irritation.

She was now currently inside the same apartment where she and the Kyuubi vessel was last night. Since the ANBUs did not like the idea of guarding the "demon brat" They went to drink with their buddies or something so she was free to roam the apartment building and everywhere around it.

Finally accepting the fact he was not here, she began searching elsewhere.

(TEAM 7 TRAINING GROUNDS)

A sound of sniffling and muffled sobs could be heard from a blond, blue eyed genin who was at the moment, tied to a wooden post..

..alone.

Indeed it was a sad day for Uzumaki Naruto, he was hungry, sunburned and a red slap mark on his chhek wasn't helping either.

Little that he know, this is going to be a night that was going to change his life.

(RECENT ACTIONS)

Naruto was happy and sour, why? because happiness of Sakura on his team, then bitterness because of that jerk Sasuke was also on his team. Also, he had to skip breakfast because of his new sensei instrucked him not to.

And for the next 7 hours, he has felt happiness, disbelief, then joy and the rest...total misery.

It started as...(well, you know how squad 7 pass the bell test, but I'll explain anyway)

It started as starting out as trying to get the bells from their jounin sensei, then an hour later, they failed. Now the happiness started to come in, Kakashi-sensei stated that they all won't be back into the academy anytime soon. But disbelief striked as he told them off that they were spoiled brats and not worth their salt to becoming a shinobi.

"Here" Sasuke said as he handed a tied up Naruto his half-eaten bento box, making Naruto and Sakura gape in suprise.

"S-Sasuke-Kun what are you doing!? Didn't you hear what Kakashi sensei said? He said no-"

"First of all, he's probaly miles away from here, and second of all, We need everyone here at their full strenght to beat this guy. So ya hear me?"

After feeding Naruto, (much to Sakura's disgust) a storm cloud appeared out of nowhere and a angry Kakashi shot out of it.

"WHAT DID I TOLD YOU!?!?" Kakashi roared. Sakura screamed, Naruto yelped, and Sasuke made a convincing scared look.

"SINCE YOU FED HIM...YOU ALL...pass!" He stopped his rampage and ended with a eye smile.

(A/N, sorry but i want to skip the rest about Kakashi's speech, mostly i...can't remember it all)

"Well...congradulations! Tomorrow you will be assigned to missions and be shinobi!" Kakashi said (in a lazy manner)

"YEAH! I'm a ninja! Ninja ninja NINJA!!" Naruto shouted shrilly in joy.

Yes! True love conquers all!!' Inner Sakura

"Hmf..." Said the smirking Uchiha prodigy.

"Well then! let's all go home" Kakashi left and soon Sasuke got up and headed to the Uchiha district.

Sakura saw her dearest Sasuke-kun walking and called out.

"Sasuke-kun! do you want to have a date with?" She asked in her sweetest voice.

"No" he said in a quick but cold reply.

"Aw...but why not Sasuke-kun?" She tried questioned him in a heartbroken tone. She was about to say "Please Sasuke-kun? Just this once?"

But instead she was interupted by the bain of her existance...Uzumaki Naruto.

"Hey! Hey! Can somebody untie me first!"

Sakura ignored him and continued to plead.

"Sakura-chan! can you please untie me!"

This time turned her head to him and she replied with a "shut it Naruto!"

She turned her head back to see her precious Sasuke-kun...

...only to find a empty spot of where he once was.

Soon her face bent down a little, her hair falling and shadowing her face.

"Sakura-chan...HEY SAKURA-CHAN!" Naruto kept ranting.

Sakura started to walk to the tied up blond.

"Hey, glad you can help! no can you untie there so i can-" But he was stopped by a loud "SLAP!"

Naruto has been ruthlessly bitch slapped by Sakura.

Trying to ignore the stinging sensation on his cheek he tried to reason with her of why she slapped him only to recieve another slap to the cheek. Also her word hurt even more.

"SHUT-UP YOU MONSTER!" Naruto felt as his heart been grinded by stone.

"Thanks to you! I lost my chance to Sasuke-kun..." She glared at him with hate and the tears in her eyes was backing up her point .

"Why can't you just go away and leaves us alone!" She stomped away but not before kicking him...

...in the crotch.

And the next 6 hours he stood there, tied to a wooden post, sunburned, humilated and the pain from his crotch wasn't making his day better.

------------(Konan)----------------

She was now running through a forest, she abandoned the pyshical search and concetrated on chakra scanning instead. Because the boy was a jinchuuriki, a nine-tails container and a demon vessel must have high level chakra, she began searched for all high level chakra of the surrounding area.

It took awhile, but to her small delight, a large chakra signature was found.

And it was him.

She smirked, this time she would not fail!

Within minutes she has came into a clearing. And instead of a boy with blond hair, stunning blue eyes and orange clothing on the ground exhausted from training. She found something something she did not want to ackawledge.

Indeed, instead of lying on the ground from a hard day of work, he was tied to a pole crying...

Seeing this made a mantrum in her head.

...crying...

...crying...

...CRYING.

Something inside her snapped.

Just seeing this...has instantly shrugg off her odjective.

Now...she has an urge to comfort him, hug him, also...

...She has now an urge to love him.

----------(with Naruto)---------

Sadness, rage Hate were begining to form in Naruto's soon to be shattered heart.

Sadness as he remiserise his treatment, rage of how exactly they abuse him and hate of how they enjoyed all this.

"SHUT-UP YOU MONSTER!"

Shut up? He asked for help, help to simply untie him.

And all he got was 'Shut up you monster...?'

"Haruno..." He growled, Now that he think about it. he was begining to hate that so called nice, pink hair girl.

'nicest girl my ass!' He thought with venom, why the hell he was even nice to her anyway!? And when was the girl ever sweet or nice to him at all!?

As a few minutes fly by, his eyes glazed as it seems to get colder as dark thoughts increasing. Due to the large jumpsuit that was hiding his breathing and the sight of his eyes, made him look like a recently slain corpse.

Small snapping noise reached his ears, but ignored it thinking it was some kind of animal.

another crunch made his head rise a bit, curoius of his new visitor and choke out a gasp.

Standing tall and beautiful, blue hair swayed effortlessly with the wind and a black cloak with red clouds.

It was her again...

...and this time...he's trapped.

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AN: like it? don't like it? but i'm VERY sorry if i had rushed or

made anyone a bit OOC

don't forget to review ALL of my fanfics!

I'm wondering if or if not to write another story so please vote/poll..

(poll A) The second death god

Naruto is the desendant of the Shinigami, (deathgod) and when he was killed Sasuke and Kakashi at the vally of the end, he was given a choice by his ancester. to the afterlife or becoming the second deathgod. trouble rises in konoha as they learn that not only they lose the sharingan because of a dead kyuubi, but also the wrath of a god. KONOHA AND TEAM SEVEN BASHING, NOT BLEACH CROSSOVER!

(poll B) Konoha's flying thunder god.

Naruto is the son of yondaime who was also a descendant of a thunder god, so when he was pushed off the gorge by jiraiya, instead of summoning Gamabunta, he has the ability to transform into a huge 100 feet, tri-horned, roaring lightning spitting flying thunder god (A little before the chunin exams finals!

(poll C) do these fanfics later and continue on "Hiraishin no Naruto" and "pity from the white origami"