NOTE: This is really short and out of order, but I just felt it was something to tide some of you guys over until a long skit gets worked out.
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WHAT YOU SAY!
SCENE: Neo and a Minigun PWN Agents, Order the Strike
Agent Smith fixed his tie as he stood before a drugged Morpheus and two perplexed Agents. He had been a very bad Agent by not keeping in contact with his partners, and that meant two things: he was either going to lose vacation time, or he'd get no candy later. Neither was an acceptable choice, but it was inevitable.
Before anyone could say anything, the building shook, the lights flickered, and the fire sprinklers went off. Kind of a bizarre event, if you asked me. But in any case, now things were even worse for the Aussie masquerading as an Agent of the system. He was wet, which made him upset, which meant somebody was going to get their ass kicked– Smith style.
"What happen?" Brown finally asked as his suit became drenched from the downpour.
"Somebody set up us the bomb," Smith replied with a snarl. He looked to Jones, who put his hand on his ear plug.
"We get signal," the tall Agent stated.
"What!" Smith asked, though not entirely panic stricken as the reader might think.
Brown stepped forward. "Main screen turn on."
As the Agent spoke, the distinct sound of a helicopter engine closed in. A big, black helicopter that carried a very annoyed and determined Neo, who was manning a giant minigun, hovered outside their window. Trinity, of course, was piloting. It would be difficult for Neo to do anything if he didn't have a pilot. Still, he was the One. He just wasn't beginning to believe yet.
Smith turned to the window to see Neo behind the giant gun pointed straight at them. "It's you!"
"How are you gentlemen!" Neo stated as cool as Keanu Reeves could. Man, they both look a lot alike. I could've sworn they were related. "All your base are belong to us. You are on the way to destruction."
For one reason or another, Smith went down and held his body above the floor with one fist while putting his other hand over his far head in apparent shock and grief. "What you say?"
"You have no chance to survive make your time." Neo added as the gun barrel began to spin. He added a small laugh, though very woodenly. "Ha ha ha ha!"
And then he proceeded to blast the Agents away. Kick ass.
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A few scenes and a couple of high-risk action stunts later, the Agents emerged from the door leading onto the roof where Neo had just done his saving Trinity shtik. It was totally awesome. You should've been there.
As Smith moved over to the gear strewn on the floor, Brown spoke up.
"Smith."
Smith picked up said gear and squeezed it in anger. "Take off every Sentinel."
Jones motioned forward. "You know what you doing?" Smith merely grimaced.
"Move Sentinel." He paused for dramatic effect. "For great justice."
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Dialogue brought to you by Zero Wing. "All Your Base" indeed.
