Ch 3:

Warning: Swearing, Sexual implies, Sexual content.

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto© Or any of the characters, it all strictly belongs to Kishimoto.


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Snoring woke him up this time, Deidara blinked and tried to place the warmth that was surrounding him; brushing some of his blonde locks out of his face the blonde realized he was laying on his side, and looking down he could blurrily see someone's arms wrapped around his chest.

Frowning Deidara turned to look over his shoulder, confused when he was met by silver hair, he didn't know anyone with silver hair-

'Oh, shit, un'

Suddenly he was all too aware how Hidan was pressed against his back as they spooned, his arms where trapping him in so he couldn't move when the silverette suddenly shifted and pressed his groin against Deidara's ass, making the blonde gasp when he felt something hard grind into him.

'Oh god, is that-"Deidara visibly turned red as he realized just what was pressed against his ass, squirming now the blonde tried and tried again to get out of the silverettes arms but couldn't, Hidan was far too strong for his own good; rolling his eyes the blonde took in a deep breath, tensed his arm up, and elbowed Hidan right in the abdomen.

"Auurgh!" Hidan yelled, arms flailing as he pushed away from Deidara, hands coming up to cover where he was injured as he frantically looked around, trying to find the danger; when his eyes latched onto the blonde he visibly relaxed, not seeing Deidara as threat.

"What was that for!?" he demanded, flopping onto his back and bringing both arms up to cross over his eyes; unfortunately when he had pushed away from Deidara the silverette had kicked the blankets down, exposing his crotch, Deidara wasn't sure if he should tell Hidan or see if his friend noticed it first.

"You weren't waking up, Un" Deidara replied, scooting backwards so his back was pressed against his wall and bringing his knees up to his chest, trying to look anywhere but Hidan's crotch.

"So, you jabbed me?" Hidan retorted, "That's mature" he sneered, probably rolling his eyes; meanwhile Deidara was still awkwardly floundering, wondering either to tell or not to tell Hidan.

"Uh-Hidan? Un" Deidara finally stuttered, scooting over the blonde slowly climbed out of bed, head spinning a little as he righted himself before padding over to his vanity table to brush his hair.

"Mmmm?" Hidan replied looking at the silverette Deidara could see that he still had his arms over his eyes; gulping a little Deidara opened and closed his mouth, trying to find a way to tell the silverette but came up with nothing.

Suddenly the blonde had a idea, he would do this subtly and hopefully Hidan would catch on, smirking Deidara continued brushing his hair and said, "Maybe you should go have a shower? Un"

"Why? Do I smell?" Hidan asked, not sounding concerned, through the mirror Deidara watched his roll his head to the side and sniff one of his armpits, his face scrunching up a little.

"Y-yeah! Un" Deidara nearly cried, he could catch onto his story, "You stink, go have a shower, maybe a cold one? Un" he suggested, now all Hidan had to do was take the bait.

"Why a cold one?"

'Oh shit, think Deidara, think! Un'

"Uh, I heard It gets the body odour off better, Un" Deidara quickly improvised, pleased with himself; still watching Hidan, Deidara saw him shrug his shoulders, pushing himself off the bed; suddenly the silverettes head snapped down, suddenly noticing the tent he was supporting, next his head snapped over to Deidara with a expression that obviously hoped the blonde hadn't seen it.

Unfortunately Deidara didn't look away fast enough, and the pair where caught in a awkward staring contest which the blonde broke, turning back to the mirror and methodically brushing his hair, his azure eyes flicking to Hidan's form now and again to see how the silverette was taking it.

Hidan's face was slightly pink, something he noticed almost immediately; he watched as Hidan shuffled off the bed, hand's covering his crotch as he slowly padded towards the bathroom, picking up his guy clothes as he went.

"I'm, uh, gonna take that shower now" the silverette said, before hurriedly closing the door, a clicking sound betraying the fact that he had locked the door.

"Don't do anything you wouldn't at a friend's house, Un" Deidara yelled out, deciding to embarrass his friend further before turning standing up and beginning to get ready for school.


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"Hurry up! We're gonna be late! Un" Deidara yelled, rapping on the bathroom door with his knuckles, his foot tapping on the floor impatiently.

"Calm the fuck down!" Hidan replied, suddenly the door swung open and Deidara stepped back startled as Hidan swaggered out of the bathroom, zipping up his jeans as he did so.

Rolling his eyes and growling in frustration Deidara followed Hidan as he walked through the apartment, picking up his wallet and phone, and toeing on his dark orange converse; the blonde sighed and picked up own his school bag, toeing on his roller skates that where placed by the door, he had been ready twenty minutes after the silverette had locked himself in the bathroom.

Only god knows why Hidan spent forty minutes in the shower.

"Hurry up, we only have twenty minutes to get to your apartment, and then get to school, Un" Deidara yelled over his shoulder, already out the door, "Would you be a darling and lock up for me? Un" he added, throwing Hidan the keys over his shoulder, smiling and waving his fingers as the silverette glared back.


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By the time that they arrived at Hidan's apartment they would've already missed homeroom and first period, but that was all the silverettes thought because he had somehow convinced Deidara that they should stop for Mc Donald's for breakfast, even though the blonde had already had cereal.

With Hidan in his apartment putting on his school uniform and getting his bag for school, Deidara had nothing to do but wait outside his door, cheeking his watch every two seconds and tapping his skate impatiently.

"Hurry up Hidan! Un" Deidara yelled through the partially open door, hearing the silverette yell something back that he didn't quite hear, probably the silverette swearing.

Another check of the watch, it had been ten minutes since the silverette had entered his apartment, now another ten, then a twenty, and another five minutes; it had been half an hour since they had arrived and Hidan didn't seem to be leaving any time soon!

"Hidan! Un" Deidara yelled, going to turn around and then jumping nearly a foot in the air when Hidan was suddenly right there.

"Yeah, yeah, I'm ready" the Jashinist grumbled, pulling out a pair of keys from his pocket and his door, sliding the keys back into his pocket before starting to walk off; Deidara frowned slightly and pushed off the wall, effortlessly skating beside his friend as they exited Hidan's apartment complex, starting down the street towards Konoha Academy.

"You know, we're gonna miss second and probably third by the time we get to school, un" Deidara grumped, he hated to sound like a nerd but the blonde actually liked school and wanted to get good grades so he could get into Tokyo U, "And probably most of period three, that's means we only have period four before lunch, and then only three periods after lunch" he added, grumping.

"Lighten up" Hidan commented, watching some teenagers across the road who were leaning against the convenience store and smoking, nodding in greeting after they did.

"Fuck up, Un" Deidara mumbled he didn't usually resort to swearing unless he was really pissed; still frowning he looked away from Hidan and stared at something in the distance, still skating in step with the silverette.

"Ooooh, some bodies mad" Hidan teased, probably swearing and making the blonde yelp when he punched Deidara in the arm, throwing his head back and laughing when he stumbled "Dude, you really need to get laid" he added, like that had any relevance.

"What's getting laid got to do with anything? Un" Deidara asked, now turning his head to lock eyes with Hidan, mouth quirked slightly.

"Because it makes you more relaxed" Hidan explained, smirking "And you wouldn't act like you have a carrot shoved up your ass"

Deidara sighed and rolled his eyes, giving Hidan a little shove, "I do not have a carrot shoved up my ass, Un"

"Suuuure you don't" Hidan said, rolling his eyes before the conversation was dropped and they both went silent.


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By the time they did arrive at school they had somehow missed third, and only had fifteen minutes left of fourth period; Deidara saw no point in going and neither did Hidan, so they just sauntered over to their tree and sat down, waiting for the bell to ring that signalled lunch.

"Hey, is it okay if Myojin sits with us?" Hidan suddenly asked, Deidara looked up from where he was picking at his skirt and gave the silverette a questioning look.

"He wants to talk about this weekend"

Another questioning look

"You're invited"

Deidara sighed, looks like he wasn't going to get a proper explanation; idly nodding Deidara flinched when the lunch bell sounded, immediately students began pouring out of the school blocks towards wherever they sad, their noise becoming louder and louder as everyone talked.

It didn't take much to find Myojin seeing as he was the only in the school with bright orange hair, which he insisted was natural, and piercings; the only other kind of unnatural hair colour was Hidans, seeing as it was silver.

"Hey" the orange haired man called, only a few feet away; Hidan raised a hand in greeting as Myojin sat down next to the silverette, both of them sitting directly in front of Deidara, their bodies facing him.

"Hi, Myojin San, un" Deidara said politely, seeing as Pein wasn't really was his friend he used the teens last name.

"Ah-"Pein interrupted, holding up a hand, "Don't use my last name, its Pein"

"But, we hardly know each other, Un" Deidara argued, it didn't seem right to call Myojin but his real name yet.

"You will after this weekend" Hidan commented, smirking at Deidara's confused look.

"What's-"Deidara started, but was soon cut off by Hidan again.

"Pein's throwing a party this weekend, his girlfriend, Kakuzu, Itachi, and Kisame will be there, along with some of Itachi's little brothers friends, but they'll be in a different room"

"Wait Itachi Uchiha and Sasuke Uchiha are going to be there? And who's Kisame, un?" Deidara asked totally star struck that the famous Uchiha's are going to be there! And that they were actually friends where Pein anyway, still glowing Deidara was actually pretty happy he already recognized Kakuzu, at least he knew someone, because Hidan wouldn't shut up about him; seeing as the silverette had a crush on him.

"The one and only, and Kisame's is Itachi's boyfriend" Pein explained, waving his hand around in a circle as he ripped up some of the grass underneath him.

"Uchiha's gay! Un" Deidara spluttered, eyes wide with shock, well, you learnt something every day!

"Yeah, both of them" Pein replied, nonchalantly shrugging his shoulders.

"Wait, whose Sasuke dating? I thought he was with Ino, un" Ino was the other whore of the school, dating every guy just to make herself popular, the only reason she was dating Sasuke was probably to get her father's company and Uchiha corps working together.

"Nah, he was never dating Ino, just faking it, Man, you should've seen her face when he 'broke up' with her" Pein explained, "He's been dating Uzumaki Naruto for two years, so, since last year of elementary"

"Huh, Un" Deidara said, interested even though it's not something a girl would really be interested in, or should he actually want to hear about; well, he was acting like a girl, maybe it sounded like he was just looking for gossip.

"Ya know, Deidara, you act a lot like a guy" Pein suddenly commented; immediately Deidara's head shot up and he began to stutter, and now Hidan was watching him with narrow eyes, and huge smirk on his face, It was obvious he wasn't going to help here.

"What!?, un" Deidara cried, pretending to be surprised, "How dare you! I'm a girl! Un" he shrieked, forming fake tears in the corner of his eyes, and a natural blush forming on his cheeks; clenching his hands in front of his boobs Deidara let out a fake sob before dropping his head.

And as usual, Pein fell for it.

"I'm sorry" he said, far too quickly, "I didn't mean to offend you, I just meant that seeing as how you like some boys things, your kind of like a boy"

But Deidara kept up his façade, well aware of how Hidan was intently watching the whole thing.

"I'm sorry" Pein repeated, his tone now exasperated, "I won't say it again"

Sniffling Deidara raised his head, fake tears still formed in his eyes and some running down his cheek, nodding gently Deidara put on a smile and said in his most perfect girl tone, "It's okay, sorry for overacting, un"

"No, no" Pein floundered, acting totally unlike himself, "Its fine, don't worry"

'yes! Un' Deidara thought, mentally fist pumping, 'it worked! Un'

"So, the party this weekend?" Hidan interrupted, turning Pein's attention back to him, "Is there 'gonna be booze?" the silverettes shit eating grin was back in place, his purple eyes lit up with the prospect of alcohol.

"What do you think" Pein started, before launching off into a huge conversation with Hidan about how pissed they were going to get, the sex they were going to get, and the games they were going to play.

Of course Deidara had no idea what they were talking about, so he leant his head back against the tree, closed his eyes, and fell into a daydream.


So, there's another chapter! Please, remember to REVIEW and FOLLOW. The next chapter will be updated next Friday! So, till next time! 2kitsune. PS: Im so sorry this is late!