This story is a joint effort from myself - -X-.Giggles.-X- - and HarunoRin.

OC BASHING.

Title: Meeting the Family of Mai Taniyama

Authors: -X-.Giggles.-X- and HarunoRin

Rating: T

Summary: Mai's new boyfriend has to go threw the trials of meeting Mai's family, including a perky yet demanding Madoka, a silent and intimidating Lin, a Yakuza Yasuhara, a over protective Bou-san, a flirtatious Ayako, a snooty Masako, a helpful yet not to optimistic John and a pure evil Naru.

Pairings: LinxMadoka-ish, AyakoxBou-san, MaixNaru MaixOC

Hiro was still recovering from last nights 'casual dinner' with Yasuhara and Mai. When he got home from his innocent girlfriends appartment,was 100 that all doors and windows were locked before using his bed as a baracade against his bed room door - he slept on the floor - to protect him from the is he/isn't he yakuza member, he finally got to sleep, preparing himself for the formal dinner with Ayako and Takigawa, who Mai had told him were her big brother and sister-in-law types. He was also told that they were a monk and a miko, causing him to relax. A monk and miko couldn't be that bad right?
Oh boy was he wrong.
This time he made sure he arrived at the restaraunt with Mai - who looked stunning in a pale pink slip dress and matching silk flats - instead of risking getting cornered by her 'family' alone.
Now most people would wonder why Hiro was still with the bubbly brunette - who was two years his junior at only 16 - but despite meeting her certifiably crazy and scary 'family' he had fun with the girl. She was so full of life and compassion and always sweet. Plus she was beautiful. Beautiful enough for him to get envious stares whenever they went out together.
When they sat down across from the monk and miko, Hiro was shocked.
First up Takigawa, the monk, had longish sandy brown hair and although dressed up in a casual yet trendy suit, had an air of trouble and mischive around him, not calming like he'd imagined.
Secondly, Ayako, the Miko, was dolled up and wearing a rather revealing red dress that accentuated her red hair which was twisted into a delicate bun. The woman was extremely beautiful, but something about her well manicured hands and narrow almond eyes gave off the feeling she knew she was beautiful and used it to her advantage.
"Ayako, Bou-san, this is Hiro Satsugawa. Hiro-kun, this is Ayako and Takigawa! They've been wanting to meet you since we started dating!" Mai introduced, squeezing Hiro's hand lightly under the table.
The starters went well and there was pleasent conversation. It all went down hill when Hiro excused himself to go to the bathroom.
Whilst washing his hands the door opened and he was aware of a dark presence in the tiled room.
"Oh eh...Takigawa-sama!" Hiro stuttered, turning off the taps and busying himself with hand towels, not wanting to look the tall man in the face.
"What are your intentions with Jou-chan?"
Hiro knew the answer to give. Yasuhara had already asked him this and judging by the fact he still had all 10 fingers it was the right thing.
"I...I wish to get to know her better...I like being around her and I may l-love her." He stated turning around and looking at the ground at the feet of Takigawa.
Takigawa had moved closer to him and Hiro was now pinned between the tall monk and the row of white sinks, one of which was digging into his back.
"Are you a virgin?"
Hiro's head snapped up and he looked at Takigawa with embarrasement.
"W-what?!"
"Are you a virgin? Have you had sex before?"
Hiro shook his head quickly. "N-no sir."
"How far have you gone with Mai?"
What was he supposed to say to that?
"Have you kissed her?"
"Y-yes."
"Open mouthed or closed mouth?"
"O-o-open."
"Tongue?"
"I..Eh..."
"Was. There. Tongue?"
"Yes. But she...she started it-"
"Where do you put your hands?"
"Erm...In her hair or on he waist."
"Ever go further than he waist?"
"No! Never! I respect her too much! I'm waiting until she's completely ready!"
Takigawa studied him silently for a few moments before smiling - only a little - and sauntering out the room, holding onto Hiro's arm, thus dragging the boy behind him.
"Bou-san!" Mai exclaimed when she saw them. "Don't be so rough with him!" She scolded jokingly before standing up herself. "Im just running to the bathroom!" With that she was gone.
Bou-san pushed Hiro into his chair but remained standing. "You talk nice with Ayako while I go and get us more drinks from the bar."

Ayako is next :D This whole chapter was written by me, the next will be written by HarunoRin!

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