A Series of Fortunate Events

Chapter 3: Drew

Drew was happily walking in a random field with unmoving blue skies and poorly drawn clouds. Yes, I draw the settings for my stories. A single rose petal fluttered from the sky magically. Drew, dazed, put his hands out like a cup to catch it.

…An anvil followed. "Curse the author…"

As Drew lay in the middle of the random field, unconscious, he was awoken when another rose petal fell from the sky and landed softly on his nose. More followed, and soon, little by little, Drew was skipping happily in a gentle storm of roses falling out of nowhere. Roses falling from the sky? Am I in heaven? Or am I just in therapy again? Drew thought. Either way, I'll need more therapy when it's over. Just soak in the joy for now!

Drew stared up at where the roses might have been coming from, the roses still pouring down, until the sun made tears stream down his eyes. A red-and-green sheet of roses was now covering the field, so Drew jumped right into it and made rose-angels.

"So Santa really did keep his promise!" Drew yelled in joy toward the sky. "It's finally raining roses!"

The best part, no more anvils haunting Drew until he died! It was a dream come true!

Drew continued to prance happily in the random field, not a care in the world. It was times like these that only happened when Drew had eaten Harley's cooking and was blacking out.

Suspended on a pole up in the fake sky was Ash and the authoress.

"How much longer do we have to do this? Ash asked her, pouring roses from a bucket.

"Until he's done with his moment now shut it."

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I'm going to point this out now so you won't have to figure it out later: It was me who put Misty in the toilet and bribed her to say yes. It was me who paid for Nurse Joy and Officer Jenny to agree to marrying Brock. It was me who invited the news people, entered the winning numbers for the lottery with Brock's name, paid Lucy, and sent Paul to be hung. I also made Ash do the work for this chapter. Kya! ~Furyfur