A/N: Yay! Another chapter centered around Beautifulpaw! I bet you people are revved up, eh? ;)


Dedicated to Marry Me In Vegas and AutomnFall, my lovely reviewers. It meant a lot to me! :D


Beautifulpaw, fuming, walked out of the nursery following Skyrock and Cometkit. She looked around the camp and suddenly felt better. "It's so sunny," Beautifulpaw said in awe of the complete perfectness.

Cometkit shook his head and sighed. Why are all these cats so fucking stupid? he thought. Must be all the inbreeding.

Beautifulpaw looked at Cometkit, and she almost fell in love! He was so kawaii, it was incredible. It didn't matter that she hadn't noticed before, she noticed now. He was sparkly white with shadow black eyes, copper earrings, and a plum colored collar. Wait-didn't he just come out of his mother's lady parts? How is he suddenly wearing that? These descriptions are so jacked up.

But he was oh-so sexy. The young cat smiled dreamily.

:::::::::::::::Fan Girl #1 at the Computer:

"AAAAAAAAAH!" Taylor screamed, looking at the screen in horror. "BEAUTIFULPAW'S A PEDOPHILE!"

Her mother came over, eyebrows scrunched in worry. "What is it, honey?"

The young girl shook her head in disgust. "And to think," she grimaced, "I was actually starting to like the story. But now, THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE!"

"Mom," a little boy pulled on the mother's pant leg, "Don't. She's going to go into troll mode."

The mom patted him on the head. "Thanks for the warning, Bryan. For that, you get an extra cookie."

Taylor's brother and mom left her alone once again. She furiously began typing into Google Search: Beautifulpaw Hate Club.

As quick as she could, she made an account on one of the websites, her username being: DieKawaiiBlodyRose3.

"9,894 members?" the Warriors fan asked in disbelief. "Damn. Let's see…StarClan United, The Real Warriors Bitch, Scientists in Heaven, I Made An Account To Flame…How many chats are there?"

"Whoops, here we go." She clicked on 'Pedophilia (Even With Cats) Is Wrong In Warriors Fandom'.

2:45 p.m.

Firehrtlvr57: I mean, WTH. I was okay with it. But then, noooo. We gots to go and 'almost' fall in love with a fucking kit. A KIT, YOU PHYSCO AUTHORESS!

FckSpttdlf: Exactly. It's not right. Even if she is just an apprentice, she shouldn't fall for a newborn cat.

2:47 p.m.

KawaiiBlodyRoseFan: Leave Beautifulpaw alone! You're lucky she was even created, you bastards.

WarrsRulz: STFU.

Fyfy: Go die in a hole.

Dogluver: Just get out, bitch.

IAMBLACKANDPROUD: No one asked you.

Fire H: WTF are you on?

FattyMcCatty9: Says kindly stop smoking your pot, KawaiiBlodyRoseFan.

Sisco K: Bitch, I will find you and kill you. Using the god forsaken Internet. Watch out.

2:48 p.m.

Jae B: Who even invited FanOfTheDevil?

LarkSongKcksAss: Haha. I just kicked her out :)

Fire H: Haha.

Sisco K: I bet that fat bitch went crying to her mommy lol

Taylor smirked and rubbed her hands together. Time to raise an army:::::::::::::::::::::

"Kawaii," meowed Beautifulpaw. Cometkit slowly started to scoot further away from her. Physco cats were very abundant today.

"Oh. Hi," said Greenpaw, padding toward Beautifulpaw with Redpaw following him.

"Hi," Beautifulpaw said blushing. Her cheeks were gold and really shiny. (Cuz she's kawaii. Geddit?)

"Your cheeks look like metal," Greenpaw snickered, causing Beautifulpaw to blush more. "Kawaii," said Redpaw.

"OH, NO YOU DIDN'T!" screamed…..


A/N: What. A. Cliffhanger.

This chapter was actually pretty quick to write, probably because KawaiiBlodyRose didn't give me much to work with this chapter. But that means I'll update faster! YA-No.

I start school (FUCK YOU!) this Wednesday. I might have longer updates because of this. You never know, though. Sorry for any mistakes in this. We can't ALL be perfect like the original authoress.

I hope you guys liked the chatroom bit. Even if you didn't, it was fun to write :D