I feel like upadating
every story on my account, so I will.
I decided I'm going to make
fun of marysues now. God I'll
probably be flamed. :) BRING IT,
BITCHES. Haa.
Chapter Three
SUDDENLY,
Two-Bit and Ponyboy were back in the Curtis' living room, and
everyone waved happily at them, as if they hadn't sent them to Iraq
at all.
Then, they saw a pretty girl walk out of the kitchen. Of course she was BEAUTIFUL, but of course she just had to look tough too! And even tuff! Instantly, every boy in the room fell in complete love for her, even Ponyboy, even though it clearly states in the book that he is not interested in girls yet. And they hadn't even known her for a week yet! You know, it was love at first sight. So basically, they fell in love with her looks, which were PERFECT.
"I LOVE YOU!" they all shouted at once, rushing to surround the girl, who giggled. Her giggle was disgustingly annoying, but they didn't notice.
"And I love all of you too, even though I know nothing about you," she replied.
It turns out that the girl's name was Chavonne, even though in the sixties people had simple names, like Jane or Mary. Not Arianna, or any of that crap.
So then a bunch of socs came in and tried to jump them. Of course, Chavonne saved them all because she was oh-so-strong and tough, yet a VERY beautiful girl.
"Ponyboy, Soda, Darry," she said suddenly, as the socs disappeared into thin air.
They waited.
"I'm your sister!" she exclaimed happily, and even though they can hardly support themselves, they allowed her to stay with them. And everyone was happy. Everyone loved her, because as I said before, she was perfect.
Eventually, Dally fell for her, even though he doesn't love or care about anyone but Johnny. But you know, he loved her alot. So he broke up with Sylvia.
Then, Steve fell for her. Followed by Two-Bit, Johnny, and even Soda. Even though he was her 'brother'. Incest, dude.
THEN, another girl appeared. She was beaten very badly, and had a horrible, horrible past! It was oh-so-tragic. She was quiet, JUST LIKE JOHNNY. So, he fell for her because she was SO MUCH like him. God, ever heard of opposites attracting? asags.
Then, Soda fell in love with Johnny's sister. But wait, who the fuck is this SISTER? No sister of Johnny's was mentioned in the book. Two-Bit is the only one in the gang who ACTUALLY has a sister, okay? God, give it up. The Curtis' don't have a sister, Steve doesn't, Johnny doesn't. If you wanna write about someone's damn sister write about Two-Bit's.
Then Johnny and the girl disappeared into Darry's room, where they fucked eachother's brains out. Because you know, he'd do that. He would. If he was Dally.
Then Ponyboy and Soda were put in a boys home. And no one noticed.
Some things I don't TOTALLY hate, they're just
overdone and are
everywhere you look, on EVERY SINGLE page. It's
annoying.
