Alice
You cancel all of her credit cards.
You change your mind constantly.
Involve the werewolves in a major decision.
Replace all her clothes with cheap designer knock-offs.
Tell her that Bella and Edward eloped in Vegas.
Video tape her reaction and put it on YouTube.
Tell her that all the malls have shut down.
Wreck her precious Porsche.
Blame Emmett.
Ask her if she has a crystal ball that she uses.
Tell her that she's not a real psychic.
When something happens ask her if she saw that coming.
Show her your "vision face".
Wreck her closet.
Tell her that she's not allowed to play "Barbie Bella" anymore.
Author's Note:
Hey guys! Thanks for the wonderful reviews and ideas! They really help us out a lot.
Since you guys gave us the ten reviews yesterday, we stuck to our word and updated the next two chapters. So we hoped you enjoyed it.
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