A/N Soooooooo sorry for the long update. And I'm really sorry cuz I can't update weekly for various reasons that I don't want to get into.
Riley's Pov
"Aw grandad!" Aw stop!" I screamed at the top of my lungs as grandad laid another lash across my ass.
"Dammit boy how many times your little narrow minded hardheaded ass not to fuck up my special facebook videochat hour with the ladies!" Grandad yelled at me as another fucking lash landed on my ass.
Ever since we got home grandad's been tearing my ass up! And this wasn't the regular ass whoopin he usualy gave my ass either! This was a trillion times fucking worse! No a quadrillion times fucking worse! If that shits even a good enough fucking exaggeration!
...He didn't even put the laptop down while he was whoopin my ass...HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE!
"...and if you ever fuck my day with the honey's again I'll beat ya to your ass turns inside out and comes out your mouth! Oh no baby I wasn't talking to you!" Grandad screamed as he laid one last lash on my ass.
"Now where was I baby?" Grandad stated as he left to his room to videochat in private.
I got up as fast as I could and ran to my room. Using what little strenght I still I collapsed on my bed.
'For an old nigga grandad can still beat a nigga's ass.' I thought to my self.
Reachin into my pocket I pulled out my iPhone6. Pulling my fast five screen up I hit my so called nigga Ed. I pressed Ed's ugly ass face and waited for his dumbass to pick up. Few seconds later his dumbass hit back.
"Yooooo Riley what up?!" Ed screamed through the phone.
"Nigga what up Nigga what up?! Nigga what up?! Nigga what up?! Nigga you got me supspended that's what up!" I yelled at Ed tough the phone.
"Man that shit was an eternity ago! Will you give that shit a break!" Were the words that came out of Ed's dumbass mouth.
"An eternity ago! Nigga that was today!" I yelled my throat hurting from the anger's volume.
"Hey you say tomato but I say potato bitch." Ed's dumbass stated.
"No nigga its I say tomato but you say...wait the fuck kind of shit is this! Look nigga do ya dumbass wanna hang out?" I replied trying to stay calm.
"Yeah sure whateva." Ed cut hang up.
I managed ta get off the bed and drag my ass ta my closet. Opening the door I pulled out seven large long sheets. Even ta know grandad was still hooked on facebook that ass whooping he gave my ass proved he could be a blind man and shoot a fly's wings off, so I wasn't taking any damn chances for the door. I tied the seven sheets together and threw that shit out of my window.
Using the makeshift ropes I climbed my ass out of the window.
BEEP! I heard Ed's car pull up in the street.
The shit was off the chain! It was a cherry red lamborghini with black stripes on the sides! Rims polished so brightily it looked like God was turned into metal! The hood had a picture of Kim Kardashian's ass with the words written 'Ridin Deep' on her cheeks! That shit look hot as a muthafucka!
"Yo Riley stop playing with yourself and get in bitch! Time is muthafuckin money!" Ed's loud ass mouth snapped my eyes back from gazing at his car.
"Yo Ed you have to let me drive dis muthafucka sometime." My mouth watering at the thought as I slid into the back window Dukes of Hazzard style.
"Yeah whateva Ri." Ed said, probaly not even amazed at his car since he could afford cars that makes dis shit look like beat up garbage truck.
After Ed started the car I my gazed at the inside of the car. I thought just outside of the car was fucking on fire but inside was burning up! The seats were jaguar pattered with a blueish-purpleish color with some sort of plastic covering that made it look transparent! The car's floor was painted gold with floor tiles made of real daimonds! Dis shit was to fly!
"Yo Ed how bout we pick up Rummy and C-Murph and head to the beach." I said at the exitement of seeing C-Murph in dat new sexy ass bikini I got her. My dick got hard as a rock at the thought.
Ten minutes later we pulled up to C-Murph's house. Since C-Murph's mama and pops pretty much gave up on her eversince she accidently caused massive shootout between Snoopdog and Fifty-Cent at a party at the WoodCrest Country Club they didn't really care whether or not if she stayed or went. Their asses were actually happy everytime the saw C-Murph leave. Even to know C-Murph had some fucked up parents she really didn't care eitha way cuz it just meant she could have more fun. Come to think of it...maybe I should cause a shootout at one of grandad's veterans meeiting?
Ed honked the horn. Two minutes later the front door opened and we saw C-Murph's mama peek out. From the car we could see her ugly ass roll her eyes and we rolled are's back at her.
"Cynthia! Your friends are here for you!" I could hear her mama yell.
"Comin! And how many times have I told you not to call me that!" Came the voice of my sexy lil shorty.
My sexy lil female thug walked to the car.
"Hey bu we chillin today?" C-Murph asked with her sexy ass voice.
"We goin to the beach. Grab that new swimsuit I bought yo ass and lets get goin." I said anticipating seeing C-Murph in in that bikini.
"K bu just wait a sec." C-Murph said seductively.
I watched my girl's big ass shake as she walked back into her house. God damn I fucking scored big! C-Murph was so fucking hot! She was the whole entire bbbb! Blonde, big butt and beautiful!
"Yo Riley yo girl's ass big isn't it?" Ed said looking at C-Murph's ass and drooling.
"Hell yeah...wait why the fuck you looking at my girlfriend's ass!" I screamed at Ed!
"Damn Reez I'm just saying your girlfriend gotta big ass! That's a muthafuckin compliment!" Ed's dumbass said.
"Nigga looking at a nigga's girl and saying they got a big ass is not a compliment! It's saying I want my ass beat nigga!" I screamed at Ed virtually foaming at the mouth!
"Woah woah woah Reezy don't get your dick stuck in your ass. I won't say your girl's ass is big...but she do gotta big booty tho." Ed laughed with a retarted grin on his face.
SMACK!
"Ow!" Ed cried as I backhanded him across the neck.
"Hey Reezy dis look good?" Came C-Murph's voice from outside the car.
I turned my attention from Ed to what made dick feel like it was gonna pop out of my pants!
C-Murph was finaly wearing the new bikini...it was so fuckin hot! The bikini top was black with red stripes goin through a metal circle in the middle painted gold. It was really small which showed my's babe's beautiful cleavage. The bottom was apple red with a black heart in the middle. It was so small that it looked like C-Murph's booty was gonna burst straight out of the that emotionly said...fuck me baby. God damn it was hot!
"Fuck yeah C! Hop in!" I practically screamed with my teenage hermones full of exitement.
Cindy got in the back seat with me and we took off.
Beep! I heared my phone ring.
I pulled out the phone and put it to my ear.
"What up?" I spoke.
"Her booty was even bigger in that bikini."
I looked up and saw Ed with a phone in his hand.
SMACK!
"Ow! Ok Ok Ok I'll stop!" Ed cried as I slapped him in the back of the head again.
Thirty minutes later we finaly made it to Rummy's place. Over the years Rummy became so paranoid from conspiracy theories and his militia activities that once he was actually convinced Obama stole a pair of his sneakers and snuck into the White House trying to find them. We always have to walk to his door and use over ten secret knocks and look through his security camera just to get him to unlock the door. Much less not fall through the trap door he has under the welcome mat. Don't even let me get started on the trained ninjas he has in his garage.
"I'm bout to check out Rummy. You too better not get nasty in my car when while i'm gone. Naw in matter of fact...do it!" Ed laughed, always feeling like has to say something retarded on his way out.
As Ed walked off to get Rummy I felt a hand touch my cheek. Turning my head I was met by C-Murph's cute pink luxious lips. Her mouth sat on mine like crack sat in a crackhead's mouth. Are tongues fought for dominance as I laid my self backwards so C could use me as a human bed. Before we went any further C opened her mouth.
"Well he did say do it..." C-Murph seductively said as she began to remove her top.
"Yep he did..." I replied knowing what was coming next.
"He sure did." We were both startled as we heared a voice from outside the car.
Looking up we saw two eyes peeking down at us threw the car window!
"What the fuck!" We both screamed in unison.
We rushed out of the car.
Looking back over the car we saw the muthafucka!
Looking us was a boy! He was a lightskinned black teen wearing blue jeans with puposely turn holes in the front and a bright orange jacket with the sleeves torn off showing his extremely ripped muscles...no homo! He was a real tall ass muthafucka just for a teen. He was a Shaq looking like muthafucka!
"Yo what the fuck! Who the fuck are you and why you looking at us!" I yelled at the boy who just smirked in return.
"I was checkin if you and your pretty lady needed some help. That's all." He replied waving his hands like an idiot.
"Help with what? Pervert get the fuck out of here before I shove my foot up your ass so deep that when you down the street we'd become the four legged human centipede!" My voice hurting with anger.
He smirked again.
"I aint goin nowhere. This is my crib." He leaned against the trash can.
"Your crib? Nigga this aint your crib! Get out of here before I really start implementing my previous proposition!" Now actually being serious about the four legged human centipede!
"Yes it is. Also I think you should get out of hear before I implement my position. And I might just implement my position on your girl if you know what I mean..." The pedophilic teen scoffed.
I was filled with anger. I looked to C-Murph who sent me a 'fuck him up' stare.
I cracked my knuckles.
The dumbass nigga actually was dumb enough to put another damn smirk on his face like he was actually gonna do something.
I lunged at him!
"Riley what the fuck are you doin!" I heard a voice scream!
I turned my head to see Ed and Rummy walking out the door.
"I was just about to beat this perverted nigga's punk ass! And what the fuck you doin!? Call the police!?" I screamed as I caught myself.
"Call the police on what! My brother!" Rummy yelled running to the scene.
"Nigga what the fuck you smokin! Call the poli...wait...did...you...say...brother?" I looked at him like what the fuck.
Rummy stepped inbetween me and the boy.
"Yeah brother!" Rummy said looking like at me like he was about to bus a nut.
I looked at him then at the strange teen.
" Nigga what the fuck you think this is Pair of Kings! You the whitest motherfucker in the whole damn world. If this your brother then Eminem must be Tupac!" I snapped thinking that he's probaly on that stuff again.
Rummy facedpalmed himself.
"No 'little brother', as in 'The Big Brother Little Brother program'." He looked at me like I was stupid.
"Little brother? Wait you doin that stupid ass boojie ass waste of time! I thought you said yor cut off your own dick before you took care of anyone's little bastar-" Rummy quickly covered my mouth.
"Listen fool If you knew why I'm takin care of this lil muthafucka you'd understand." Rummy whispered in my ear like some kind of secret agent.
"I'd understand? Understand what? Understand that you babysitting Michael Jackson! Nigga you a fucked up mutha-" I was cut off by the sound of footsteps coming forward.
Turning my head I was met with one of the most unbelievingly beautiful fuckin sights I've seer seen in my life.
There standing before me was the finest bitch I've ever seen! She was a tall dark skin black woman with natural hair. Her thies were the perfect size, tight and thin. She had the sexiest legs, they looked just like Marilyn Monroe's! And that ass...damn that ass...
"Is there an issue?" Her light innocent voice spoke.
Rummy got the stupid look off his face he was previously sporting and spoke.
"No Ma'am there isn't. My good friends Ed and Riley here were about to go to the beach and coincidentally they kindly asked me and Darius to join them on there mini vacation." Rummy grinned like an idiot as my face turned bright fuckin red at what he just said.
"Wait! Hold the fuck up! This nigga aint about to-" Rummy grabbed my mouth and shut it.
"Riley can you not fuck this up for me just this once! Do you not see that fine ass bitch right there!" He motioned my head to the woman.
"I'm trying to get in that fine ass bitch's pants! And if you would just be a good lil muthafucka for a while and let him play our reindeer games I'll promise you I'll keep him away from you." Rummy let go of my mouth.
I sighed.
"Ok...just be good on your promise to keep Bill Cosby over there occupied so we won't have to deal with him." I said as I motioned C-Murph to follow me back to the car.
Saying goodbye to his mama Darius preceded to get into the third seat behind me and Cindy. I gave him a 'I'll fuck you up stare!" to make sure he doesn't try anything. Rummy got into the frontseat and looked back at us giving me a soft pathetic smile to try to calm me down. I just growled at him. Ed got in started the gas and we were off.
Fifthteen minutes into the trip I was already muthafuckin pissed off! Me and that damn nigga Darius stared daggers at eachother like we were in some kind of old ass western! At first he starting humming some damn Justin Bieber song loudly. Next he started tapping his annoying ass foot on the window like some fuckin british tap dancer. Then he started adjusting his fucking seat! This nigga is skinny as hell!
"Look niggas were almost there. How about you two muthafuckas just find away to occupy your time." Rummy chimed in.
He was even getting tired of that fuck nigga!
"Nigga your supposed to keep this fuck nigga in control! Why aren't you doing your damn job!" My teeth fuckin grinding.
Rummy sighed.
"Darius! Will you sit your punk bitch ass down before I call your momma have her beat your ass to the next dimension!" Rummy yelled his ugly ass face redder than a ripe tomato.
"Ok ok damn you don't have to be all Adolph Hitler about it!" Darius pulled his Nitendo DS of pocket and started playing it.
'Ugh If Butch Magnus doesn't kill me this nigga will." I thought with my head in my hands.
I turned my head and looked at Cindy. I would kiss her but that ugly ass fuck nigga Michael Jackson would be spying on us again. So I decided to just play it cool and do some other shit. Pulling out my cell I began dialing Daniel's number. If there was anyone who could lighten up this lousy ass mood it was his crazy ass.
"He...he...he...hello..." I heard Daniel's strange raspy voice though the cell.
I blinked twice.
"Yo Danny you k? You sound like my grandad when the internet crashes." I was actually worried about the dumbass nigga.
"Ye...ye...yeah." His weak voice sounding like it was struggling to get the words out.
"Yo...Dan...we goin to the beach and we was wondering if you would hang with us for a sec." I said still wondering what the fuck was up with D.
"S...s...sorry R...R...iley b...b...but m...m...m...my mom a...a...and p...p...p...pops s...s...said i...i...i...if I l...l...left m...m...my r...r...room e...e...even f...f...for d...d...dinner t...t...they would..." Daniel's strange weak voice stopped before it started again.
"L...l...look R...R...Riley I...I...I th...th...think i...i...i'll s...s...sit th...th...this o...o...one o...o...out." Daniel hung up on me.
I put my phone back in my pocket.
"Yo Ed change of plans we goin to pick up my nigga Dan." Somethin wasn't right and if that gay ass nigga would'nt tell me I would find out.
Daniel's Pov
I threw up blood again! Eversince me and my parents spent some old quality time with eachother my stomach felt like it was gonna burst! For hours I've been coughing up blood and occasionally throwing it up! The pain was unbearable! I felt like Hell was Hawaii!
But the real pain is the pain of knowing and having to deal with fact that my own parents would do...something like this.
BANG!
I heard a pebble thrown at my window.
I managed to roll myself off my bed and wipe off the blood off my mouth before limping to the window.
Pulling up the blinds I facepalmed myself.
"R...R...Riley." I said to myself coughing up a little blood again.
I saw Riley wave from the car signaling for me to just come.
'If this idiot knew what I had to go threw he would be in another dimension by now.' I thought to myself.
Why was Riley always so persistent with getting me in trouble! Last week he convinced me to set a bag of flaming dog shit on Mrs. Von Hausen's door step and almost got me shot. The day after that he got me to go in a joyride in Thugnificents ups van and we crashed right into a police station and got me arrested while he ran away. And don't he even let me get started on that time he recruited me to help him Ed and Rummy kidnap Kim Kardashian. What the fuck was wrong with this dude!
Knock! Knock!
Before I could tell Riley off I was sadly interupted.
"Daniel open the door now!" It was mom!
With what little strength I had I ran to the door, putting my fingers to work like a male prostitute I unlocked it.
My mom had ten large text books in her hands. My college preperation books.
I live in an extremely conservative household. Eversince I as able to walk my parents have forced me to focus on every aspect of learning. From ABCs to university level science I was being built to be a Master Scholar in everthing. I always complete 10 textbooks per day and read 8 books per night. My parents said that I was gonna be the president of the United States one day and they were gonna make it happen. God I hate them so much...
"Here your study material Daniel but remember no dinner." My mom handed the books with a cold angry frown on her face.
After she left the room I quickly locked the door and went back to the window with my books in hand.
Looking back and forth between all those damn hellish textbooks and my pass to freedom I dropped the books like a hot tomato.
Hell if not doing homework means getting beaten like Whitney Houston but still getting to fuck some hot girls at a beach is a matrix red pill vs blue pill scenario I'm taking the damn red pill!
I ran to my closet and opened the door. Throwing my clothes out I spotted what I was looking for, my box.
I always keep really important things of mind in the box. The box was dark blue. It kinda looked like a little treasure chest. But...this was not a...treasure chest...lets just say I kept things inside here I don't want people to know about.
Opening up the box I fiddled in it until I pulled out my desired item.
In my hand I held a little plastic bag. In it was a little white ball. I stared at the white ball for a second and clinched my forhead.
'I can't believe i'm doing this.' I thought to myself. Ashamed out of my mind.
Opening the plastic bag I took out the white ball and it turned into a powder like substance in my hands.
'God what the fuck is wrong with me." I felt like I should just kill myself write now.
I pulled out a wrap out of my pocket and placed the powder like substance into the wrap. I then pulled out a lighter out of my other pocket and lit the end of the wrap. Putting the flaming wrap to lips I began to inhale the strange substance as it burned. As time went by I began to fell the effects as my whole body began to feel like I was floating on a cloud. The pain was finaly gone.
I began to laugh and laugh as the drug to its effect. Laughing like I was at a Dave Chapelle show. It was like I wasn't even hit hours ago. I felt I was in heaven!
Grabbing my swim suit from my closet I jumped out of the window and ran to the car.
Huey's Pov
"It's...it's...it's...it's..." I couldn't believe it!
Standing before me was the one person I never thought I would be seeing again my in my lifetime! The one person who's haunted my dreams since childhood! The one person who could make me Huey fucking Freeman shit his pants! It was him...
...The White Shadow.
"Nice to see you again Huey Freeman."
A/N Again sooooooooo sorry for the long update! There's really something wrong with me. And yes the whole 'snuck into the white house looking for his sneackers' was an obvious white house intruder joke. lol
P.S. Boondocks season 4 was terrible! God I wish Aaron was still here. And do you know there is talks about a season 5! A season 5 with this directing! Come the fuck on!
