Itachi: Naruto and Boruto are not the property of two girls who should be locked in an insane asylum.

Saichi: Says the inventor of Marshmallow Mountain.

Himawari: That just proves how crazy they are.

Ocean and Wanderer: Thank you for the compliment!

Chapter Three:

Kakashi had dragged Team Seven away before their fighting got too out of hand.

The three genin of Team Three were trying to explain to Tsunade the best they could about the situation without giving anything away. Itachi was still muttering about the Jelly King's treachery.

Saichi was taking notes in a scroll while speaking to the Hokage.

There was a knock on the hokage's office door. "Come in." Tsunade spoke.

The door opened revealing a pineapple haired chunin, and a blonde Suna jounin.

"Ah Shikamaru, Temari, what are you doing here?"

Saichi's head shot up.

Shikamaru scratched the back of his head. "Troublesome paperwork".

"Temari you came because?"

"I'm here as ambassador, Hokage-sama."

"Ah of course, there's been so much going on I must've forgotten."

Temari frowned. "What's been going on?"

Itachi fell off of the filing cabinet he had been trying to climb with his teeth and started screaming bloody murder. Saichi face palmed. "Ita-baka, you absolute idiot, what did I tell you about climbing filing cabinets?"

Itachi looked down at his sandals. "Don't do it."

"Good boy. My sincere apologies Hokage-sama, it won't happen again. Right Baka?"

Itachi grumbled to himself about stupid pineapples and making Pina coladas out of stupid pineapples.

"Never mind, I figured it out." Temari sweat dropped.

"Yeah it looks like it's been a drag." Shikamaru added.

Himawari squealed to herself about how cute Saichi's parents were.

Shikamaru placed a stack of papers onto the Tsunade's desk. "Come on Temari we better get out of here before things get more troublesome."

"Wait just a minute." Tsunade said and Shikamaru cursed to himself under his breath.

Temari slapped him for cursing because she was close enough to hear.

"Troublesome woman." Shikamaru muttered in reply to the slap. He then turned to face the Tsunade.

"Find the rest of the Rookie Nine, and their sensei's, and bring them here."

"Does that include myself?" Shikamaru lazily drawled.

"What do you think, gaki?" Tsunade glared at Shikamaru.

"What a drag, fine."

Shikamaru turned around grabbing Temari by the wrist and pulled her out with him to go find the Rookie Nine.

"Such a cute couple!" Himawari gushed.

Saichi looked at her uncomfortably, silently begging her to be quiet.

Itachi started cracking up. "I'm sure they'll get married and have two beautiful baby boys!"

Saichi glared at Itachi, too annoyed to even hit him.

Le Time Skip Jutsu

The Rookie Nine and their sensei's filed into the room.

"You may be wondering why I called you gaki's into my office."

Everyone nodded their heads in confirmation. Team Seven glanced at the three unfamiliar people who were still in Tsunade's office.

"These three are genin, and were recently discovered in the village. They want to see how Konoha genin teams operate compared to their own. I'm assigning one of the members to each of your teams. Team Seven, you get Itachi Iha. Team Eight gets Himawari Hyumaki. Team Ten gets Saichi Narabaku."

Itachi joyfully skipped over and clung to his father's arm like a leach, talking about tomatoes, which Sasuke also loved. Sasuke then decided the crazy person with the same name as his murderous brother wasn't so bad.

Himawari had quickly hugged her mother, her Uncle Kiba, and her Uncle Shino, before standing next to them peacefully.

Saichi calmly walked over to his father's side making much less chaos than his teammates. Shikamaru observed the alert and calculating nature of the boy and decided it would be nice to have another strategist, even if only temporary. Temari gazed upon the boy with curiosity, he looked like a blonde version of her late father Raza.

Tsunade looked at the groups, nodded, and announced that they were dismissed to go and train.

*With Team Seven and Itachi*

"So, Itachi." Kakashi said, looking at his adorable genin and the visitor. "Why don't you tell us about yourself?"

"My name is Itachi. I like my family, my friends, my teammates, and I love tomatoes. I don't like my sister's boyfriend, the village elders, and a certain asshole who got my uncle killed. My hobbies are pranking, especially my sister's boyfriend, eating tomatoes, being with family, and training. My dream is to be a good clan head when my older sister gets her dream job, and to be a shinobi my uncle can be proud of." Itachi said, smiling sadly at the mention of his late uncle.

Then he remembered that Danzo was alive in this time and immediately started plotting pranks.

Kakashi nodded.

"Okay then. Well my name is Kakashi Hatake and my likes and dislikes are none of your business and I don't really have a dream. Sakura?

"I'm Sakura Haruno, my dream is to become the best medic kunoichi so I can take care of the people important to me. I like my friends and parents, I dislike snakes."

Itachi smiled to himself, his young Mom was a lot more mature than she had been pre-haircut. According to Uncle Naruto at least.

"Hn I'm Sasuke Uchiha and I want to kill a certain someone. My likes are tomatoes, and my dislikes are the person I want to kill."

Itachi noted that his Dad was still in his emo stage before realizing the bond over tomatoes. He latched on to his Dad's arm and started talking about gardening tomatoes.

"I'm Naruto Uzumaki Dattebayo! My dream is to become Hokage so everyone in the village will recognize me! My likes are ramen, and more ramen. Teammates and friends too I guess. My dislikes are the people who hurt my friends and people who take my ramen away!"

"Good, now that introductions are done, let's begin training." Kakashi eye-smiled before pulling out his porn.

Itachi looked at the book for a second, it dawned on him that the book Kakashi was holding was the same one his mother had thrown in their house's incinerator.

Why did they have an incinerator again? More importantly, why was it near his precious tomato garden?

*With Team Eight and Himawari*

Kurenai brought her group outside onto a flower field where that sat down together.

"How about we all introduce ourselves to make everyone more comfortable? Himawari, why don't you go first?" Kurenai suggested.

Himawari was happily sitting next to a very shy Hinata Hyuga and constructing a daisy chain.

"My name is Himawari. My likes are my family and friends, flowers, my teammates, and I like drawing too. I don't like certain individuals who have hurt my precious people in the past, when Itachi pranks my older brother, or spicy food. My dream is to become an amazing academy teacher, and make my parents, brother, grandfather, aunt, and late uncle proud.

"I'm sure you'll do all of those things." Kurenai smiled encouragingly. "I will go next then. My name is Kurenai and I love my beautiful team, spending time with my precious people, Genjutsu, and working for Konoha. My dislikes are cake and traitors. My dreams are to continue expanding my genjutsu arsenal, have a family, and see that my students become the strongest they can be. Hinata would you like to go next?"

Hinata nodded shyly.

"I'm. . . I'm Hinata Hyuga. . . I like cinnamon buns, knitting, pressing flowers, and. . . and. . . a certain someone. I dislike those,that hurt others. . . My dreams. . . I guess it's to make my father and sister proud."

Himawari squealed and tackled her mother to the ground.

Kiba smirked. "My turn. My name's Kiba Inuzuka, and this here's Akamaru." Akamaru barked. "I like taking walks with my best bud, my clan, and my friends. I dislike sexist pigs who say my mom and my big sis Hana can't be good leaders just 'cause they're girls, and people who betray the pack. My dream is to be the best tag-team pair with Akamaru!"

Shino pushed up his glasses with a finger "I'm Shino Aburame, I like my bugs, and I dislike those who misunderstand bugs. My dream is to become a good clan head."

Kurenai clapped her hands together smiling sweetly

"Now that we all know each other let's begin our training."

*With Team Ten, Saichi, and Temari*

Asuma had brought his group of genin to Akimichi Q, the barbeque place they all loved so much.

"Alright, I'm Asuma, I like smoking my cigarettes, playing shogi, and of course my team. I dislike traitors, people who take my cigarettes, and asparagus. My dream is to have a family and to see all of you fulfill your dreams. Shikamaru, you're next!" He yelled to get the Nara to cooperate.

Shikamaru sighed. "Troublesome. My name is Shikamaru Nara. I like cloud watching and napping. I dislike effort. My dream is to marry an average girl, have an average career as a shinobi, have two kids, a daughter then a son, see my son become a shinobi, be at my daughter's wedding, then die of old age before my wife."

Saichi mentally facepalmed and thought about how his dad's life actually turned out.

"I'm Choji." munch "Akimichi." munch "I like food, and my friends. I dislike when people call me the f-word! I'm chubby! I also dislike people who hurt my friends. My dream is to try all the food in the world."

"I'm Ino Yamanaka." Ino flipped her ponytail. "I like gossiping, shopping, and flowers.I dislike slime and dirt. My dream is to have a great husband and work in the T&I Department like my dad."

"I don't see why I have to tell anything about myself to you." Temari sassed.

Saichi liked his mother very much in that moment.

"I'm Saichi." Saichi started. "I like working hard, training, and my friends and family. I dislike laziness, and cloud watching. I dream of being a master strategist for my village." Saichi finished. As an afterthought, he added. "Oh, I also dislike the guy my father buried alive in the backyard."

Everyone's eyes widened dramatically at the last statement.

"Your father did WHAT!?" Ino screeched.

"You are loud." Saichi deadpanned. "Also, I already told you, he buried the guy alive in our backyard. He is also loud and likes cursing. Dad claims this isn't a phase and he has always been that way."

Shikamaru gave him a strange look. "You're saying this like the guy is still alive."

"He is." Saichi took a bite of his barbeque. "But no one's digging him up, he's a rogue shinobi and the pit is well hid-an from anyone who would try to dig him up."

Saichi chuckled to himself about the pun. "The downside is he disrupts our family bonfires every now and then, but I guess that's Mom's fault. She always puts the fire directly over his head. Dad and big brother are too afraid of her to make her stop. I always help her."

Shikamaru nodded in sympathy thinking about his own mother, Yoshino. "Your mother sounds like a troublesome woman."

"Dad says so, I take after her so it doesn't bother me."

Asuma quickly decided to change the subject. "Alright everyone, let's finish eating and go to our usual training ground for some taijutsu practice."

A/N: WE NEED MORE REVIEWS PLEASE! REVIEWS ARE TASTY YUMMY CAKE THAT WE WANT!