Just in case it isn't obvious, I don't own Pokemon. So what do you guys and gals think, should I do 2,000+ words per chapter?
After we finished eating we kept talking.
"What should we do next?" Emi asked me.
"I read somewhere that snivies should sunbathe to stay healthy. Does that sound like something you want to do?"
"Not really. I sunbathed all morning while waiting for when I would be chosen to start a journey. How about we try to find a new Pokemon to add to our team?"
"That sounds good. The first route has mostly patrats and lillipups. Do either of those sound cool?"
"Lillipups are cool, I don't really like patrats though."
"Cool. So we should go and try to find a lillipup then."
"Who are you talking to?" A voice behind me said. I looked and saw a girl who looked around my age. She had long brown hair, green eye, a yellow shirt, black sneakers, a yellow backpack and blue jeans. Her face looked like she had applied a lot of makeup. She was pretty thin, and decently tall too.
"Why do you care?" I said.
"Gosh, you seem pretty bitter. What's the problem?" She asked.
"My problem is that you interrupted my conversation." I stood up. "You'll have to excuse us, there's something we need to do."
"Us? What do you have split personalities or something?"
"What are you blind or something? I meant my snivy and me. There's two of us, therefore we are us not me."
"Oh, sorry." She said. She moved toward me until we were practically touching. She moved her arms and face towards me. So I responded like a logical human being would and punched her face. She fell to the ground. "What the heck was that for?" She yelled at me.
"You ever heard of personal space? Well I kinda like mine."
"So you punch girls who try to kiss you?"
"If they don't ask me first and I don't know them. What else would I do?"
"Why don't you want a kiss?"
"Why would you want to give me one?"
"You're cute."
"Hey Savan. I don't really trust this girl. I can't put my finger on it but something isn't right about her." Emi said.
"Okay. Let's leave then." I said. Emi jumped up on my left shoulder and got in her usual position. I turned away from the girl and walked away in the direction of route one. When we got to route one I immediately saw a patrat. Near the patrat was a small girl who was crying. The girl was about four and a half feet tall, was wearing a white skirt and a blue shirt. Her brown hair was put into tepig-tails. Her eyes were blue and filled with tears. The patrat looked like he was trying to comfort her.
"You still have me. We'll become the best together, we don't need her." The patrat told her.
"What happened here?" I asked the patrat. The girl, who thought that the question was for her, looked at me and spoke between gasps of breath.
"She, she stole my tepig, and my backpack." The girl said through gasps and tears. She must be ten then.
"What does she look like?" Emi asked the patrat.
"She's around as tall as your human, she has a yellow shirt, blue jeans-" The patrat started.
"And green eyes?" Emi finished.
"Yeah, have you seen her?" The patrat asked.
"Told you there was something off about her." Emi said to me.
"We'll be right back, don't go anywhere." I told the patrat. I quickly ran to where we saw the girl, and she was sitting on the bench.
"Changed you mind about the kiss?" She asked me.
"Give back the girl's backpack and tepig." I said to her.
"You found her then? Hm, that's a shame, so that's a no to the kiss?" I ran over to her. She grabbed me and pinned me down on the ground near the bench. She pressed her lips to mine, and we kissed. "That little girl is a lair. I didn't do anything wrong. Come on, as my boyfriend you need to have a little faith in me."
"Emi, if you could get this jerk off of me that would be wonderful." I said. Emi pounded the girl off of me. Both of us stood up.
"You're the first guy that didn't buy that act. What gives, do you have a girlfriend or something?" The girl asked.
"That is none of your business." I said.
"So you do. Well if you try to get the girl's stuff back I'll tell you girlfriend all about our kiss." The girl said. I kicked her in the jaw, like any logical human being would. She fell onto the ground. I took my foot and slammed it into her rib cage. I then flipped her over and snatched the backpack from her. "This isn't over, I'll get you someday." The girl said weakly. I slammed my foot onto her back and she screamed in pain.
"Good luck with that." I said. Emi jumped back onto my left shoulder and got in her usual position. I then walked back to where the little girl and the patrat were. I handed the backpack to the patrat.
"You got it back, thank you so much. Master look, the backpack has returned to us." The patrat said. The little girl looked up at him and saw the backpack. She smiled and hugged the patrat. I took one last look at them and then walked away. After walking for several minutes I saw a female lillipup sitting down peacefully. She seemed to be looking at me. I kept walking for a few seconds.
"Now!" She yelled. A female zorua jumped out of a bush (that for some reason I didn't notice before despite it being right next to me) and landed right next to me. She put her paw on my shoe and I suddenly got a lot smaller. The zorua and I were at eye level now. The lillipup ran up to us, and Emi, who was on the ground behind me looked at me confusedly.
"He looks so cute as a lillipup." The lillipup said to the zorua once she reached us. I guess the zorua must have transformed me into a lillipup. I didn't think that zoruas could do that though. Both the zorua and the lillipup pressed up against me, causing me to blush.
"Look he's blushing." The zorua pointed out, causing both her and the lillipup to giggle.
"What's going on?" Emi asked them.
"We're having some fun with your trainer." The zorua answered. She brushed up against me like a meowth on a person's leg.
"Why?" Emi asked.
"Because he's so darn cute in this form." The lillipup said. She also decided to brush up against me like a meowth on a person's leg, causing me to blush even harder. Emi looked at my blushing face and erupted with laughter.
"Hey new lillipup, you can speak, right? You haven't said anything yet." The zorua said.
"Y-yeah I can talk." I said.
"Good." Said the zorua. "I'm Kara and my lillipup friend's name is Ame. What about you two?"
"I'm Emi and my lillipup friend's name is Savan."
"Ah, Savan is a wonderful name." Kara said, causing me to blush even more. She brushed her tail across my face, which I found strangely attractive. Why do I find these two more attractive than that human girl? Maybe it's an instinct of my new lillipup body to find these two attractive. That makes sense, right? It still doesn't explain why I didn't find the human girl attractive though. Maybe that's because I'm smart enough to not find thieves attractive. For the sake of my sanity that's the theory I'll believe.
"As hilarious as it is to watch Savan blush like this you should really change him back." Emi said.
"But if we do that he won't be able to understand our speech anymore." Kara said.
"And he's so cute in this form." Ame said.
"He can still understand Pokemon speech in human form." Emi said.
"But it's easier to flirt with him when he's in this form." Kara pointed out.
"How about we make a deal then. We're going on a journey, if you two join us and change him back than we'll let you change him back into a lillipup every night for a few hours. Does that sound good to you two?" Emi said.
"Sure. So are you two a contest team or a battling team?" Ame asked.
"We don't know. But Savan is really nice, so we get to choose." Emi said.
"Wow, cute, kind, can understand Pokemon speech and lets his Pokemon make decisions. He sounds like the perfect trainer." Kara said.
"Yeah, he's awesome, so do we have a deal?" Emi asked.
"Of course, who wouldn't want to travel around the world with a cute boy?" Ame said. And then I began to grow. When I stopped growing I was back to normal height and still blushing. I looked at my arms and found that I was certainly human again. I looked at Kara and Ame and to my surprise they still looked really attractive. Why do they still seem so attractive? I figured that that must have just been a lillipup impulse. Well that's not really that important right now.
"So do you two want to travel in pokeballs or walk?" I asked Kara and Ame.
"We would prefer to walk." Ame said.
"Okay, so, out of curiosity, can all zoruas change others' forms?" I asked.
"Nope, Kara's special. We don't know why, but she can change others' forms. Isn't that cool?" Ame said.
"It isn't that simple. I can't transform anyone into anything larger than them, unless I'm changing them back into their real form." Kara said.
"That's still pretty darn cool though." I said.
"Thanks sweetie." Kara said, causing me to blush, and of course my blushing caused everyone else to laugh. Why do I fell so happy that she called me that? I'm a human aren't I? And she's a Pokemon, isn't she? So why do I feel so oddly attracted to them? I'm insane, that's it I've completely lost it. There's a reason I failed my normality test, and the reason is that I'm not normal. Of course, I never got the full report back, so I don't actually know what areas I failed in and how badly I did in them. It's odd, most people get their results back pretty quickly. They said that they had to review my results before giving them to me but it's been six stinking years. Shouldn't I have the results by now? Well, I guess that hardly matters right now. I should probably figure out where we should go next. I guess we should finish going through route one. There's still some time before nighttime when I become a lillipup again. Am I looking forward to that? I hope not. Looking forward to that would be weird, right? I think that would be an odd thing for a human to look forward to. Then again I never claimed to not be an odd human. Now that I think about it, I don't really remember anything from before my seventh birthday. Is that bad? I looked down at the two new cuties who had just joined my team. They both looked up at me and smiled.
"Don't move a muscle. Savan Kidoie you're coming with me due to your results in the normality test" A voice from behind me yelled. I turned around to find an Officer Jenny behind looked pretty darn ticked. I wonder why she's so ticked.
