Oh my gosh.! You guys are like so amazing.! I came home today to find 34 emails in my mail box. I was like... HOLY CRAP.! Thank you all soooo much. You should've seen my face when I saw it. My dad thought something bad happened.! This chapter should be pretty good. Please review.! haha. thanks again.! Esme's POV:
"That was the best food fight ever!" Emmett cheered. Edward smiled. "Air five!" Emmett yelled. He and Edward air high five. I glared at them. Emmett met my gaze. He looked down at the floor, as he continued to mop up the mess. I watched him and Edward smile quickly at each other. Emmett looked up again after a few minutes. "You know… I am still hungry."
"Well that's your own fault." I stated. "You're the ones who ruined my dinner."
Edward made a face. "We didn't ruin it, Esme. We just improved it." He grinned at Emmett.
"Yeah. We improved it." Emmett repeated.
I nodded sarcastically. "Yes. I'm sure my cooking tastes much better once its been on the floor."
They snickered. "Boys. I'd like you each to get a bath after you finish cleaning." Carlisle said, as he entered the kitchen. His voice dropped to a whisper. "And that food fight was pretty sweet, if I may say so myself." He smiled at Emmett and Edward, approvingly.
"Carlisle!" I snapped. "Do not encourage them!"
Carlisle nodded, avoiding my eyes. "Okay, okay." He picked a noodle off of Edward's shoulder. "Rosalie is upstairs getting ready for a bath. I already have the water running for her."
Emmett and Edward both looked at each other quickly. A grin appeared on Emmett's face., as he sat the mop down. "All done!" He announced. He dashed upstairs before I could say anything to him.
Edward sat his mop down too. "I'm done too." He said, quickly. I eyed him suspiciously. "Hey." I said, as he started up the steps. "Leave Rosalie alone." Edward sighed. He ran upstairs as fast as he could.
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Emmett's POV:
I motioned down the hall for Edward to follow. He looked both ways, before crossing the hallway. "You remember the plan?" I asked. He nodded, a grin plastered to his face. "Okay good. Three. Two. One. Split!"
I headed towards Rosalie's room, as Edward headed to the bathroom. I pushed open her door, just a enough to see inside.
Rosalie was dancing around her room, singing. "Oh girls just a wanna have fun!" She sang. I snickered. What a loser.
"Emmett!" Edward whisper-shouted. He waved me over to the bathroom.
"Did you finish?" I asked, quietly.
Edward nodded. We high-fived. "Operation: Ruin Rosalie's life, phase one complete!" Rosalie's door creaked open. "Go! Go!" I shoved Edward forward. We both ran to my room at full speed.
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Esme's POV:
Carlisle came into the living room and sat beside me. He put his arm around my shoulders and pulled me against him. I sighed, closing my eyes. I laid my head on his shoulder. "It's quiet." I whispered.
"ESME!" Rosalie shrieked. She started screamed at the top of her lungs.
"I spoke too soon." I groaned, pulling myself off the sofa. Carlisle chuckled and I headed to the stairs, shooting him a glare. When I went up the steps, I stopped to check in on Emmett. Him and Edward were watching cartoons. They were behaving. "Rosalie dear? Where are you at?"
"The bathroom!" Alice squealed.
I took a deep breath and prepared myself. I took one step in the bathroom. My mouth dropped open. Rosalie was standing at the sink, with her pajamas on. Alice was standing beside her. "How did this happen?" I asked, horrified. I reached out and touched Rosalie's hair. "It's pink!"
Rosalie pulled on a strand of her hair. "I know!" She sighed.
"Esme, what am I gonna do?" She stared into the mirror. "I can't even see the blonde anymore! It's that bad!"
"Oh sweetie. I have no idea what to do. Maybe we can wash it out." I suggested. Rosalie gave me a funny look. I shrugged. "Or we could dye it blonde again." Rosalie nodded.
"How could this have happened?" Alice asked, sadly. She looked at Rosalie's hair in horror.
Rosalie's faced turned to stone. "Emmett." She hissed.
"Emmett! Edward!" I screamed.
"What?" They both asked, as they entered the bathroom. Edward looked at Rosalie, with wide eyes. I could tell that Emmett was trying to hide a smile.
"Who?" I asked.
Emmett shrugged. "We were both watching TV."
Edward nodded. "Yeah."
I eyed them suspiciously. "Alice. Would you hand me that bottle of shampoo please?"
Alice skipped over to the bottle. She placed it gently in my waiting hand.
I opened up the bottle. The shampoo was as pink as Rosalie's hair. I walked out of the bathroom and went into Emmett's Sure enough, in the corner was a n empty tube of pink dye. "What is this?" I asked.
Emmett shrugged. "I've never seen that in my life."
"Neither have I." Edward put in.
I leaned down to eye level with them. "Bed. Both of you. Now."
"Why?" Edward complained.
"Its not our fault that we did it! It was so tempting! The dye possessed us and made us do it!" Emmett whined.
I put my hands on my hips. Did he think that I was stupid? "So, its tempting to ruin Rosalie's life?"
"Uh. Yeah." Emmett said, obviously. He looked at Edward, who nodded in agreement.
"Bed!"
Carlisle appeared at the end of the hallway. "What's going on?" He asked.
Rosalie stepped out from the bathroom. Carlisle jumped back. "Rosalie? What happened to…" Before he could finish, Rosalie pointed towards Emmett and Edward.
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Esme's POV:
I had spent all night trying to get the pink dye out of Rosalie's hair. Finally I gave up and went to the store. I bought all the blonde dye that they had left. Around three in the morning, her hair was back to normal.
The morning was going pretty well. I had breakfast on the table. They had plenty of things to choose from. Rosalie and Alice were the first ones down. "Morning." Alice, said cheerfully.
I smiled. "Good morning."
"Don't say good morning. Emmett and Edward aren't up yet, so it can still turn bad." Rosalie said, frustrated.
Jasper was the next to come down. "Morning." He said, sliding into his seat beside Alice. She smiled at him, as he grabbed a bowl of cereal.
"Esme!" Emmett yelled, as he lumbered down the stairs. Edward followed close behind. "Edward and I have no clean underwear in our drawers. Did you take it out?"
"No." I replied, confused.
Rosalie and Alice chuckled from the table.
Emmett glared at them. "I see your hair is back." He snapped.
"Yeah, no thanks to you." She said, through her teeth.
"I have no underwear to wear!" Emmett shouted. Suddenly, he stomped to the back window. He started shouting random things as he went out the back door.
"Emmett?" I asked. I went to the window. Emmett and Edward's underwear were all over the back yard. Hanging on trees and laying on the grass.
Emmett stomped back in the house and held up one of his boxers. ROSALIE AND ALICE RULE, was written in black marker on it.
Emmett swatted Alice and Jasper glared at him. "Leave her alone." Jasper instructed.
"Make me!" Emmett wailed.
Jasper took his bowl of cereal and dumped it on Emmett's head. Emmett folded his arms across his chest. Everyone was laughing. I couldn't help, but let a smile break.
