Disclaimer: even if i forget to say it i don't own bleach or anything else
Summary: Ichigo's hollow gives Ichigo a revelation
"Ichiiiigooooooooooooooo!"
"What now Shiro?!?" Ichigo snapped back mentally. His stupid hollow had been whining all day.
"Touchy king! No wonder though...."
"What's that 'sposed to mean?"
"I'm as tense as you are. At least I admit it! Not even killing all those hollows makes up for it!" Ichigo frowned. What was Shirosaki on about? "You need to get laid king! It's so tense in here with all your pent up energy its driving me nuts!"
"WHAT?!?!" it took Ichigo a few moments to realise he had yelled out loud... in the middle of class. "Uh sorry sensei I... uh"
"Whatever it is Kurosaki go to the nurse or bathroom or whatever just be back soon." Ichigo almost smiled. He teacher either knew too much about what he and his friends get up to or cared too little.
Once outside Ichigo quickly ditched his body. He was in no mood for class anyway.
"So king what about what I said?"
"I don't need to get laid!" Ichigo snapped back aggressively
"... Sure." Ichigo scowled and looked up to see Rukia and Renji approaching him worriedly
"What going on Ichigo?" Rukia asked spying his shinigami form
"Nothing it's just..." "What about Renji. He's hot as hell"
Ichigo blushed a brilliant red and muttered something about needing air before shunpoing away like mad.
"Fine what about Chad if you like 'em human? I mean he's weak but still... Oo tap that Uryu kid king!" Shirosaki cried excitedly.
"Hey I don't need to get laid!" Ichigo cried "And even if I did why aren't you suggesting Rukia or Inoue?"
"..."
"Whatever" Ichigo snapped "the point is I don't need to..."
"Oh god king I got it, him!" Shirosaki squealed. "I know who I want!"
Ichigo rolled his eyes, great my hollow has turned into a raging fangirl, he thought.
"Hey I heard that."
Ichigo shrugged and continued running through Karakura.
"Heheh get ready for this king he's here"
"Who... oh god what were you thinking! NO SHIRO NO NEVER NEVER!!!"
"Yo shinigami" Grimmjow stepped through a gargantua. He grinned and drew his sword.
"Tell him he's hot King. C'mon he's perfect!"
Grimmjow watched Ichigo as he blushed and fidgeted. He wasn't paying any attention to the arrancar at all. Grimmjow growled and went to attack but stopped to watch as Ichigo's eyes darkened and his mask started to creep over his face.
Grimmjow grinned anticipating a good fight.
"If you won't do it king then I will!" Ichigo cried in a decidedly creepier voice than normal. The next thing Grimmjow knew he was on the ground pinned by the teen. Pantera had skidded away and Hollow Ichigo had his hands pinned firmly above his head with one hand. Grimmjow was too shocked to struggle. Hollow Ichigo grinned broadly and leant in...
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Ichigo woke shocked and coated in sweat. He glanced around his dark room and fell back sighing in relief. It was all a dream... And not that bad a dream either. He looked down and blushed to see his tented bed sheets and got up to go to the bathroom. He chuckled "Damn I need to get laid!"
"What already?" came the response from Grimmjow in the bathroom.
Notes: heehee I know I am pretty cheesy and tacky with some of my stuff but meh its fun to write. Plus I never claimed to be like Shakespeare or anything. I am just about outta inspiration so I 3 suggestions and requests. And my other story with the cat will be continued... I'm just lazy. And I have an exam period starting soon. All my teachers are telling me to "step it up" and "buckle down" geez they tell me I'm too cliché!
