Hey! Today is my last day of school and what better way to celebrate than with a new chapter and me getting everyone so OOC they may as well be OCs! I hope you enjoy and feel free to leave a review or pm me if you have any questions, comments, criticisms, or complements!


Dipper found himself woken up sometime later, having fallen asleep on the chair. He raised his head and saw that it was still dark, but it seemed that morning was not far off given the plethora of birds already up. Dipper spent a good few minutes trying to figure out what had awoken him, having never been much of an early riser it was extremely unusual to see him out of bed before 10, unless Mabel forced him. In the grey twilight of early morning it took him some time to register that the unconscious body next to him was no longer unconscious. It took only a moment more to identify what had caused him to wake up so early. The man was sitting up with his hands pressed against his temples, groaning from what was clearly the headache of the century.

"Hey" Dipper said quietly, trying not to startle the man as it seemed like he had yet to Realize that he was not alone in the room. Dippers efforts were in vain as the man still jumped at the the first time dipper got a look at the mans eyes and say that they where two different colors, one a bright blue and the other an equally bright gold."sorry, didn't mean to scare you, let me get you something for your head." Dipper continued after the man relaxed again.

"thanks kid" the man croaked out, voice sounding like he hadn't had anything to drink in a very long time.

When dipper entered the kitchen the first thing he did was check the clock to see exactly how early it was, and apron seeing the stove clock displaying the numbers 5:52 let out a pained groan of his own and set to work finding the pain killers. A few moments later he reamerged triumphantly carrying the pills and a glass of water he handed them to the man and waited for him to finish swallowing them before proclaiming that there's no point in staying up when even marble wouldn't be away for several more hours and that the both of them should get more rest, to which the man agreed completely.

dipper was forced awake(again) several hours later, this time the cause was identified immediately as his twin sister who had already gathered everyone (Stan and ford) for the Interrogation. Rubbing sleep from his eyes dipper glanced over and saw that Mabel had set up a table with the light and everything. the blonde siting at the other end looked greatly confused and more than a little panicked.

"Don't mind her, she's just a little excitable" dipper offered as way of an explanation to try and get the man to relax a little. "She'll drop it soon as we get started" In response Mabel stuck her tongue out at dipper before taking on a more serious look and turning towards the blonde.

"alright mister" she said clearly imitating an over the top movie interrogation scene. "My brother here found you passed out in the woods yesterday, care to tell how you ended up like that?" She questioned.

"I can't remember" the man responded after a minute of thought.

"ok I guess that's understandable. Can you tell us what you were doing before being knocked out?" She followed up, at this point she had drooped the whole interrogation act.

after a slightly longer minute of thought he answered "I don't know"

"ok then, where are you from? Someone must be looking for you by now." She said starting to notice a pattern arising.

"I don't know" he said again following another period of thinking.

dipper having also picked up on the pattern said exasperated "is there anything you do remember, your name, a friends name, a pets name?"

"Do I really have to spell it out for you pine tree? I can't remember anything." The man said growing annoyed at his inability to answer such simple questions. I took him a minute to realize that everyone in the room had frozen.

It was Dipper who recovered first asking "what did you call me?"

"um, pine tree? I have no idea where it came from, it just seemed right to say it." The man said not understanding the significance of the nickname.

"Well, least now we know your name bill."