Disclaimer: I own nothing of DBZ and if anyone of ya'll sue me again I'm gonna rip your fureaking head off.

A/N: See ya'll liked the last chapter so I'll keep going. And dude, the exorcist was really cool, but the freakiest movie is texas chainsaw massacre, by far!!!! Anyway, please review.

Chapter 3

-Goten's POV-

"He's the....... the......" I finally got the word out. "The DEVIL!!!!!"

"Hahaha!!! That's right!!! I am now going to squash you like an ant on the ground and then eat you for supper you weaklings!!!" he yells making the satanic church shake. "And then I'm going to go kill your dads and toast them on a silver platter!!!"

Me and Trunks raise an eyebrow, look at eachother, then at him, then back at eachother, then at him.

"HAHAHHAHA!!!!!!" we laugh as we fall on our backs gasping for breaths. The devil looks acuardly a the two chibis.

"Ha, what a weakling!" Trunks yells out still laughing. The devil jumps in front of Trunks and breaks the concrete that he lands on and yells a yell that rattles the Earth and shocks the men in the robes that are still inside.

-At the Son's House-

"Baka!! Why do we have to eat at Kakarot's house woman!" Vegeta yells as they are at the dinnertable.

"Chichi was nice enough to give us an invitation to eat with them on there aniversary, so please cooperate Vegeta." Bulma says trying to calm the saiyan down.

"I don't take orders from you!!" Vegeta yells out as the table starts to shake. "Stop shaking the house Kakarot!"

Goku walks in with his plate piled with food. "That wasn't me. Was it you?"

"No, I didn't have that much of an outburst." Vegeta says now confused. Vegeta looks at Bulma.

"Woman? That wasn't you was it?" he says raising an eyebrow. Bulma shakes her head.

"No, it sounded like it came from over there near that satanic church on Ginyu Avenue and.. AHHHH!!! THE BOYS!!! WHERE ARE THEY!!!!!!!" Bulma screamed covering her face.

Vegeta and Goku look around and find nothing.

"Kakarot, since there ki." Vegeta says with a new idea.

"WHERE ARE THEY?!?!?!!?" Bulma yells out.

"Uhh, there ki is picking up over at that satan place you were talking about about." Goku said calmly.

"OH SHIT!!!!" Bulma yells outloud. "They are wrecking that place again!! Goku and Vegeta, get them out of there before they get in big trouble with the authorities!!"

Goku and Vegeta speed off side by side towards the church.

-Back to The Satanic Church-

The devil finishes his dramatic roar and looks down at the chibis expecting fear in there eyes. Instead, he gets laughed at again.

"Foolish brats!! I will consume you now!!" the devil yells as he tries to jump on top of them, but Trunks and Goten quickly get out of the way and he falls flat on his face.

"Hey dude, cool horns!! Can I call you Horny?" Goten says poking the horns.

"Why I outta..."

"Okay Horny!"

"Hey horny man, what's with all of your warts?" Trunks ask as he jumps all around the fallen Satan. "Dude, you need to get some serious plastic surgery or you are never going to get a girl."

"Shut up, at least I don't have purple hair!" Satan yells trying to make a comeback.

"Hey, at least I HAVE hair you baldy." Trunks yells back crossing his arms.

"Ya, at least he has hair dummy." Goten says as he starts knocking on his head. "Hey, knocking on wood!"

"Get off me you little wanna be kung fu fighter!" he says as he starts swinging his hands at the back of his head trying to get Goten. Goten jumps off his head next to Trunks.

"Hey, just because I got cooler clothes than you do..... wait, you don't have any clothes! Haha!!" Goten says laughing at him. Trunks starts to laugh with him.

"Ya, your naked, horny, and your bald!" Trunks yells outloud still laughing.

Satan's head starts to boil red as he charges at the chibis. Goten and Trunks quickly go super saiyan and smack him backwards. He flies backward a little and then stops.

"Ha, you don't think that you can fight all the evil in the world now do you?" Satan says as he runs back at them. Trunks and Goten move out of the way right before he hits them. Satan ends up running into a wall.

"We don't have to." Trunks says.

"Ya, you're slow." Goten says also.

Satan's blood starts to boil even more.

"I'll kill you for that one!!" Satan says pointing towards them.

-In Heaven-

"HAHAHAHAHHAAA!!!!!!"

"What a fool!" St. Michael says falling down on his knees in tears coming from all the laughing.

"Ya, how could he tend to fight us if he can't even fight two little kids!" says another angel watching the glass ball that is revealing the outbreak going on.

"Lucipher was always a cocky one. That's why he is so pitiful at fighting, I mean look at that!" Gabriel points out with the end of his horn. (A/N: Hmmmm......... ah well. Angels can have a part in this.)

-Back at The Church again-

Satan charges one more time, then finally gives up. Just the and Vegeta and Goku arrive.

"This isn't over yet you little brats." Satan yells as he retreates back to his crack in the middle of the church. Goku and Vegeta stare at the hole, then at there sons.

"Who the hell was that?" Vegeta and Goku say in unison. Trunks and Goten flex.

"Just the devil, no one we can't handle." Vegeta and Goku fall over anime style.

"The devil!!! You two took on the devil!?!??!?!?!?!?!"

"Yep! We called him horny and I guess that set him off, but he was slow so he never touched us." Trunks says as if it was no big deal. Goten shrugs.

"Ya, he was pretty old, being around since the beggining on time pays a price." Goku and Vegeta are still shocked.

"Ya'll are in SO much trouble." Vegeta says just imagining what his wife would say to this.

"Ahh man. No respect." Goten and Trunks say in unison.

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A/N: How was that for the most random fic ever created? Review and give me more ideas on who Trunks and Goten should encounter in there next adventure! Think of something original though.