Leapordsealia (the second moon of Penguina)

Spaceport

(The Platypus's POV)

I was feasting on this moon's signature export…seafood…and a lot of it. I got interrupted by a buzzing from my communicator. I pulled it out and quickly composed myself when I discovered it was my number one client Emperor Blowhole. I quickly paid my bill and headed off to a corner where nobody would find me. "The Platypus speaking," I said. "You know you can use your real name with me Parker…" "I supposed you want a report," I said. "Yes...you read my mind…are you sure your not a jedi?" "No," I replied. "kidding," the emperor replied, "so what is your report?" "I have just arrived on Penguina's second moon Leapordsealia…as you ordered. The next shuttled down to the planet is in 2 hours…"

"excellent," the emperor said, "now I have a extension to you job…Kill Kowalski, Rico, Private, and Skipper…" "So you want me to kill the generals twice is that what you saying?" "No!" the emperor said, "their the generals alternate shelves…I want you to bring them to me alive!" "am I getting triple for this?" I said. "OF course," Emperor blowhole said, "when haven't I paid you?" "When your replica of the Deathstar blew up," I said. "somebody didn't correct the major design flaw I asked them to!" "You mean the big gapping hole?" I said. "Just do you job…" "do you still want me to kill the generals?" "What do you think," emperor blowhole said, "don't make me send my stormtroopers down their to do the job for you! Goodbye." And with that the emperor hanged up. "hmm…I still have an hour and fifteen minutes…" I said looking at my watch (which was currently set to Leapordsealia local time). Hmm…storm…I'm sorry lobstertroopers doing a assassin's job? When Penguins fly!

The Planet of Penguinia

Rebel Penguin Base

(Skipper's POV)

the quad-wing X-wing landed and we got off Captain Doris leading the way. normal X-wings and several other quad-wings were parked around us. They were painted in the traditional colors of the resistance. Only the resistance logo was replaced by a logo that looked like a penguin. On the other side of the landing area were tie-fighters painted the same color as the X-wings. Waiting by a massive building were our alternate selves. "Welcome," alternate me said, "to the…" Suddenly General Skipper went down. General Kowalski went up to him, "he stopped bleeding…he died…" Suddenly General Kowalski went down dead.

A medic came up and pulled a dart out of one of the general's side. "Hmm…we have an assassin…" Suddenly the medic went down also downed by another dart. Another medic examined the toxic contained inside, "Oh my…Toxic extracted from a male platypus's ankle spurs…" "what?" Kowalski said. "makes them the perfect assassins…" the medic said before he went down. "Where are the drones?" General Private said, "P-3P0!" "P-3PO?" Private asked. "C-3P0 units are so annoying," P-3P0 said, "their always complaining about something!" "Enougy lolly…" general Private went down. "Another General down!" captain Doris said, "protect General Rico! Protect General Rico!" Suddenly a blur attacked Doris and she went down. "don't worry Rebel scum," the attacker said, "I only stunned her…Now where is General Rico currently bunkered in?" "Parker?" Kowalski asked. "who's parker?" Marlene asked. "Blowhole's paid thug," Private whispered. "Oh…"

"I don't know who this parker is," a rebel that looked oddly like roger, "but that's the Platypus…the most feared assassin amoung the so-called backwater worlds." "You seem out of place here alligator?" alternate Parker said, "why don't you crawl back to the planet of alligatoria!" "Actually I'm from Crocodilia, Alligatoria's twin planet." "Oh," he replied, "anyway…why don't you crawl back to the Alligatoria-crocodilia system!" "why don't you crawl back to Platypius over in the illieum system!" "Nope," he replied, "I was banned from that planet…the entire illieum system actually…" "You not going to get anyway near General Rico!" "OH…don't worry I'll already kill him…" he replied. "You lying," Captain doris said, "status on the general!" "General Rico is dead," the voice on the other end replied somberly.

"Now hand over the four penguins from the alternate universe," he replied pulling out a deadly looking gun, "And nobody else gets hurt!" "Um why?" Doris said. "Oh their now prisoners of the Blowhole Empire!" "What?" everyone on the base said. "that is who your working for?" Captain doris said. "Of course they pay better then the Shenian empire," Parker said, "also the warlord from the planet of Peacockian freaks me out…plus I'm wanted on the Shenian controlled planets of Wolfbane, Gorrilia, Pandia Major, and pandia minor and that's just in the Peacockian system." "I'm wanted in the shenian controlled systems of Swordfeatherian, Peafowlian system, rhinoian…plus I'm wanted throughout the systems of The Shenian Empire's allies the Snowleapordian empire." "What the Shenian empire," I said, "let me guess the capital planet is Shenia…" "Which I'm also wanted on," he said, "so basically Emperor Shen…wants my head." "are you wanted on Peacockia?" "yes," he replied.

"Now come with me," he said, "Or I will blew up the planet!" "Okay then," Doris said take them…" "Wow that was easy." We turned to Captain doris in shock and she quickly winked at us. "Do not follow me!" our captor said. "We promise we won't follow you…even thought that would give us intel on the location of your emperor's capital." "good," he said as he knocked the four of us out with his toxic spurs.

2 hours later

The Revenge (stardestroyer of the blowhole empire)

Edge of Penguinia system

(The Platypus's POV)

My custom ship came up to the Stardestroyer which was currently positioned at the edge of system. "incoming ship please transmit your security code…" I transmited by security code." "we have detected unauthorized lifeforms on your ship." "Just bringing in some imperial prisoners for interrogation," I said, "check with the emperor if you don't believe me." Their was silence and then "You are cleared for entry," hanger control said, "welcome back The Platypus." My piloted my ship into the hanger and landed on the spot the emperor reserved for my ship…

But as I landed and got off my ship and made sure the prisoners were secured everyone on board The Revenge was blissfully unaware of a clocked ship floating nearby watching everything…

(end of chapter three)