Like the title says, please don't get excited. This is just a bit of information you may need to know, just so I don't get sued, because my mother may not find that very pleasant...

DISCLAIMER!!-

Sane Self/ Not quite as sane self

So, Toastey. I've been thinking.

Yes, darling?

I'm going to kidnap Stephenie Meyer.

NO! Bad plan! Grammy would never approve!

Would too!

Would not!

Would too!

Would NOT!

Yes, she would, because then we could all own Twilight!

We COULD! Yes, yes, I do so love that plan very much...

Me, too! We can get a pony!

What does that have to do with it?

Nothing, I just like ponies...

Oh, well, we can get one, as long as it's not yellow or purple. Ick!

UGH! I love yellow and purple!

Well, if you love them so much, why don't you marry them!

I can't! I have to marry Edward! He daaaang sexy!

Yep, and he's mine!

Nuh uh!

Yeah huh!

Nuh uh!

Oh, shut up you stupid baby! You know what? I've changed my mind. You can't kidnap Stephenie Meyer, or I'm telling mom!

What? NO! She'll be so mad! She'll take away my racecar collection! I can't go VROOM, VROOM no more!

So?

Please don't tell her! I promise not to kidnap Stephenie Meyer!

Okay, but don't even think about this again!

Oh, I won't (crosses fingers behind back)!

If you say so...