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Disclaimer:
Lana: Today, the disclaimer will be done by...POSEIDON!
Poseidon: Hades is doing an advice column?
Lana: Didn't you know? It was the hit news on Hephaestus TV.
Poseidon: *shrugs* Sooo, what am I suppose to do?
Lana: *Facepalm* Just read the cards.
Poseidon: Ok then. Lana does not own anything but the plot. The rest belongs to Rick Riordan.
Dear Hades,
It's okay that you won't bless me. I'd probably go insane(er). You're still my favorite of the Big Three. Anyway, will you ever let Nico date Thalia? Don't kill me for saying this, or again I will annoy you from anywhere, even if you duck tape my mouth shut.
Love, That girl who thinks you are super duper duper awesome.
PS I agree, black is NOT overrated
Dear That girl who thinks you are super duper duper awesome,
another fan I see...
You do know that insaner is not a word right?
Anyway, I will not let Nico date Air-for-brain's daughter.
Thank you for putting that mentally scarring image in my mind. (Note the sarcasm)
I have decided not to kill you...maybe I will poison you and then revive you and then do it again.
Mwahahahaha!
Sincerely,
Hades
PS- Glad to see you like black
Dear Best God ever, Hades!
I still don't care you call yourself evil. If that was true then you wouldn't have given Persephone six pomegranate seeds would you? Did I mention you and Lady Persephone are my OTP?
Can Nico give me a tour when he is free? Please? I'm going to come in my serious girl mode promise! Consider it as a birthday present to me.
From your greatest fan,
Angelina, Princess of Flames.
Dear Angelina, Princess of Flames,
nice to know that someone thinks I'm the best god ever.
I'm flattered that Persephone and I are your OTP.
I'll ask Nico about the tour thing.
Sincerely,
Hades
Dear Hades,
Can I take over your job? Just for, like, a day? And borrow your powers?
I promise I'd be good.
I'd manage the spirits of the dead well, and I absolutely would NOT hold any parties.
I promise.
Sincerely, another creepy fangirl
Dear another creepy fangirl,
seriously? What made you think that I would let you take over my job and powers for a day no matter how good you are?
I doubt you'd manage the spirits of the dead well. As for the party thing...
Why don't you disturb Poseidon? His realm is nice.
Sincerely,
Hades
Dear Hades,
So, I've heard that you're doing this new advice column. I just wanted to ask you something. I...I found my boyfriend was cheating on me the other day, and...and then my goldfish died, and then the mean girl down the street didn't like my new shirt, and then - and then - HOLD ME! THE PAIN IS TOO MUCH! *breaks down sobbing*
Sincerely, one of those people who ask for advice for EVERYTHING
Dear one of those people who ask for advice for EVERYTHING,
I am the god of the underworld not a miracle worker. But I will try my best.
Your boyfriend cheating on you - kill him, I will personally take care of him in the underworld.
Your dead goldfish - buy a new one; you won't know the difference.
The mean girl that didn't like your shirt - pay no heed to her; she probably does not have any fashion sense.
Buy some ice-cream and listen to classical music. It helps. I should know as I do the same after Demeter's annual visits.
Sincerely,
Hades
Dear death-for-brains,
you suck!
Sincerely,
the awesomest pranksters ever
Dear the awesomest pranksters ever,
I KNOW IT IS YOU TRAVIS AND CONNOR STOLL!
AND I DO NOT SUCK!
YOU WILL DIE A VERY PAINFULL AND SLOW DEATH!
MARK MY WORDS!
Sincerely,
Hades
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