Disclaimer: This is a Parody. I do not own Bleach. That goes to the guy who wrote Bleach, to which I yell "EXPLAIN!"

"Talking"

Thinking

Shot Number Three

"Are you sure you want me to go to France, Taichou? I mean from the reports, there not been any activity there." Rukia asked.

"Yes I am." Ukitake Jushiro confirmed to Rukia. "It is just for a day." He continued.

"Understood, Taichou." Rukia said, she then went on to get her things so she could patrol France.

When she got to France, many bazaar things were going on. People were dancing out in the street for no reason, they were using giant sausages to make male privet part jokes, and a few other things you would expect people from different parts of Europe doing on celebrations. As far as she knew it was not a holiday in France, so why are some many acting like it is?

She did not ask as she knew that nobody could see her so she sat there and waited for a hollow to show up. This is going to be boring isn't it? She thought to herself while waiting.

She got bored waiting so she decided to watch everybody around her. To her surprise, this turned out to be more interesting then fighting hollows. Nobody in France seemed to be dying today either so she had some free time to think and be amused by her surroundings.

The longer she watched, the more she started to ponder why people where not dying today. It is a fact that people die of something every three seconds but nobody was dying here and it was odd. She decided to investigate why.

While investigating why this was happening, she found the atmosphere started to feel different and that it had something to do with why the people are acting bizarre. It felt like some kind of curse. She spent the rest of the day investigating this.

She returned the next day to give her Taichou a report.

"While in France I ran across something odd, not only where there not any hollows, but people where not dying either. Not only that, the people where behaving rather bizarrely. I went to investigate this and it turned up that the atmosphere felt somewhat cursed. While I am not sure what to do about this, I felt I should report it just in case it turned out to be a problem." She reported to her Taichou.

"Really you found that? I just sent you there for a surprise vacation where you could do whatever you liked and out of all the things to do; you choose to investigate some oddities in France. *chuckle, cough, chuckle, cough, cough, chuckle* you have an odd way of having fun, but what you reported is something for us to look into. Thank you or the information, I will let So-Taichou know right away." Ukitake Jushiro said, feeling somewhat amused.

He got up and went to go inform the Taichou of the first division, leaving Rukia feeling somewhat lost and shocked. I was not there to work… I should really check my ways of having fun… she thought as she went to go do some paper work to not only do her job but take her mind off of what just happened in the last twenty-four hours.

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