Chapter Two

Not a Note

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Hidan had finally calmed down, letting Deidara lead him back into school and into their fifth period English. One of the few classes the two playboys were not failing… and it was the only they sat apart in. And the problem with that was… Hidan sat next to Kakuzu and Deidara sat next to Itachi, a very quiet pretty boy. He was close to Hidan.

"I don't fucking want to go in there," Hidan hissed, standing outside the door with Deidara, who just rolled his eyes.

"Yes, you are, un!" Deidara grinned as he pushed Hidan through the door, apologizing to the teacher as they quickly took their seats. The blond smiled at Itachi as he took his seat, the raven-haired boy inclining his head slightly in a greeting.

Hidan sat in his seat with a thud, glancing at the table he shared with Kakuzu, not daring to look up at the masked boy. He was still very pissed at him for his little… comment.

A piece of paper prodded Hidan's arm and he glanced down to see a folded piece of paper before him. He glanced up at Kakuzu, noticing the outline of his lips curved upward in an annoying smirk. Hidan rolled his eyes, but none-the-less, he picked up the paper and unfolded it, reading the lettering scrawled quickly onto it.

What, still pissed at me?

Hidan smirked slightly, twirling his pencil before scribbling down his answer, refolding the paper and pushing it back to Kakuzu.

You called me a Jashin-damned whore, you jackass! Why wouldn't I be pissed?

Well, I guess you've got me there. How long can I expect until you start flirting again?

It seems to me you're the one who's flirting right now. And I'm not hitting on you again. You called me a fucking whore!

Yes, Hidan, whores do fuck! Very good!

Hidan tilted his head and glared at Kakuzu, who was busy trying to contain his laughter. The Jashinist smirked slightly before scribbling something down.

If I'm a whore, how much you willing to pay?

Kakuzu cocked an eyebrow at the message.

How about nothing? As the rest of the school says, I am a miser

Hmph, fine! Then I'll have a special just for you ;)

And this is why I call you a whore Hidan, you fuck anything and everything that moves

I didn't fuck Dei-chan ^^

Wow, that must be a first for you. Why do you flirt with me, anyways?

Truth? Well, you know Ita-kun, right? Well, he kinda has this thing for Kisame, and Deidara has a thing for Sasori, and since you three hang out together, I just decided to get in on the fun. Oh, and Dei genuinely likes Sasori, so you can tell him to stop acting like he doesn't want him XP

Kakuzu was about to write back that Hidan really was a true jerk, but the bell rang and he slipped the note into his bag. Hidan grinned, jumping out of his seat and sauntering over to Itachi and Deidara and laying his arms over the two's shoulders. Kakuzu stared day-dreamily after the silver-haired boy until Sasori slapped him over the head.

"Honestly, just tell him how you feel," Sasori muttered, typing away on his cell.

"Right, I'll tell him when you stop making puppets," Kakuzu growled earning himself a glare from Sasori as they walked out of the classroom. "Oh, stop glaring at me. And we have to try and get Kisame to tell Itachi, Hidan told me the Uchiha likes him."

Sasori raised an eyebrow. "Really now? Well, this is interesting…"

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A/N - wow, chapter two... I really need to post stuff up when I actually write it, huh? I must thank you all for the awesome reviews cause it makes me feel loved ^^ Oh, and the more reviews the faster I'll post up stuff, I promise! Well, bye-bye for now!