AN: pEEPS STOP FLAAMING ME1!!!!!!!!!!!1 uR ALL JUS JELUS CUZ I CAN RITE STOIRES THAT GET MOER REVEIWS ABD R BETTERTHAN URS ADN BECAUS ROVER AND ADREN ARE KEWLER TAHN UR OCS!!!!!!! STUF, N00BZ!!!!!!!!1

For those taht just strated raeding this,Harry is sad and Arrden is sad and most impotuntly Rover is sad and this is impoirtunt becuazse he is so cool becuz he is in the titul. And voltymore was skeeming if yoo didnt kno

Violtyumore was skeeming becuz he has a plot. so rover and Arden and harrt are crying becauze arden isnt in the saem house as Rover and harry was crying becauze he had grits all over his fase. Rover thot thta harry was trying to steel Arten from him. but he stoppped cuz hArry wuz hiss freindd. then they stoped crying becuaz eHairries car startid to hert. (aN; I DONT NO HOW HARRYS CAR CAN HERT. I JUST HERD THAT IT HAPPENS IN A FANFICS A LTO.) "Why is ur car hirting? said arden. "becauze Vladimporte iz skeeming." said Hairy. "ok.," said rover. Then they wint to clas with Mr. Snape teh poshiouns mastre. "Welcome to my class" said mr .Snape the mastrt of poshiuns. mr. s,mape hated hairry bit he was reely liked Rover becuz rOver was realy reelly gud at posahuns. he made the msexily. Mr. Snape liked sexii studfients. Thay wer e making Tylonolium in poshuns. Haor;y wasmt good at poshuns so he gogt an F. Rover maid his poshun perfictly becus he was a gud studint. Ardin wazx in Mrs. Twreelannee's claz so she wazint in poshuns. "Hay Harry" said rover. "Hay rover" sed Hairy. Rover said, "Do u like rAden?" said Rover. "Yes" said harry. "Shes my girl" said roever. "I know." said Harry. "Did u kis ehr?" Said Rover? "Yes I ded" siad Harfrry. "Y?" said Rover. "Becuz i love her." saod Harrity. tehn he kisesed Rover bcuz he misssed makIng out wiht him eveery day. Rvoer bluhsed and told hARry he wuz sorry becus he missed macking out wiht harry too. Then Mr. Snape gave Hairty a detenmtion 4 tolking in class and for pda but not rover becaz he was his fav. studint. rover and arden met up at lunch whyul hairy was in detenshun. "Hi" said arden. "Hi. said Rover. "Wats up" said arden. "Nm" said Arden. "Do u like harry?" said Rover. "no." said arden. Rover is weareen a blue polo from teh same plase wear he got his woopy cooshun ((Abercrombie and

Fitch's closet)) and nice tite blakc emo pants because he was bi (AN: if u can remembur witch i theenk u can.) Rovers shirt hda trhee buttins on teh coller but he kept tehm all undun to shoow off his sexsiichest. 1 of teh coller parts was dwon but the othher waz popped in a hott sort of way. his purfict blond haire looked messie and uncomed but in a gud way and it werkd 4 him bcuz he can make NEthing werk for him. Ardne was wearing a pink shert taht showwed her middritf and a mini skirt wich wasnt alowed but no1 cared cuz she looked so sexii in it. her hair was haff bakc and long tooday and glissund in teh sunlite. Adren"s erarings wer in teh shape of a cupcacke liek she usesd to maek bakc at WaLMart. all of teh guys wantetd her to sitnext to tehm but she olny wantted to sit by Rovetr. thye were hte perfict cupple. But thay didnt no that Votymore was skeeming. But then they new becuz he wasnt at lunch and chikin nuguts are his fave. "Voltymore is skeeming." said Rover. Rover new this becuz he was asmert and smert kids no theeze thins. then harriy ghot back frum dtenshun and said "my car is herting." "Ok" said rover hoo was getting sick of Poter even tho he seckreetly luved hem.

All of a suddun sumthin hit Harryie in the hed abd it hert him!1!!!!!!1111!!

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