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Not mine.
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The Dark Lord's body was found several hours later, floating face-down in the pool. The magical team of investigators were completely at a loss to say what had happened. It was only after careful examination of the body that the answer was found. It seemed that it was Voldemort's own mistakes that had led to his drowning.
"I found evidence of a meal, ingested not ten minutes before the time of drowning," the coroner explained to Kingsley and Tonks. "A rather heavy meal too, by the look of it."
"You mean," The metamorphmagus said slowly, as if horrified by the idea "He didn't wait an hour between eating and swimming?"
"Cramped up, couldn't move, drowned," the coroner said, shaking his head. "It was inevitable really."
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