*Disclaimer: I do not Ouran High School Host Club, and I don't ever plan too.*
Chapter 3
"So, who's going to wake Mori-sempai up?" Haruhi asked. Tamaki immediately replied, "Not me!", remembering the previous incident, in which he almost was killed. The twins sharply talked to Tamaki, "Boss, not too loud. You'll wake Honey-sempai!" "Oops..." Haruhi whispered to Kyoya, "Why don't they wanna wake Honey-sempai? Wouldn't he be the best person to wake Mori-sempai up?"
"Trust me when I say this, Haruhi. No one wants to be the one who wakes Honey-sempai up," Kyoya said.
"Why not?" Haruhi thought aloud. "I'll tell you why not. Honey-sempai has type AB blood," Tamaki said quietly. "What does that have to do with anything?" Haruhi asked. The twins replied, "Having type AB blood means that you have a split personality. Honey-sempai and Kyoya-sempai both have it." "They're both very irritable when they wake up," Tamaki said.
"No, they're worse than irritable. They basically turn into cold, sadistic monsters," the twins said. "Isn't Kyoya-sempai always like that?" Haruhi asked. "I hope you don't think I didn't hear that. You wouldn't want me to add anything to your debt, do you? And anyways, I'm not that bad in the morning," Kyoya said, rolling his eyes.
Flashback (three months ago, Saturday, 6am)
Tamaki, Hikaru, and Kaoru were heading to Honey's house, early in the morning. When they knocked on the estate door, a maid opened the door on the second knock. "Is Honey-sempai awake?" Kaoru asked. The maid shrank back into her small shoes, "You're not going to wake Haninozuka-san up, are you? If you are, I suggest you fetch Morinozuka-san first. He wakes him up best." "Thank you, miss," Tamaki said, kissing her hand gently as they walked away. The maid's cheeks turned a fine shade of red before closing the door.
"Why do you think we'll need Mori-sempai to wake Honey-sempai?" Hikaru asked. "No clue whatsoever, but we should trust her. After all, it's his maid," Tamaki said. Once they arrived at the Morinozuka estate,(which was conveniently next door to the Haninozuka estate), Kaoru knocked on the door. Almost immediately, the door opened to a grand entrance room. Tamaki looked for a maid nearby to find the whereabouts for Mori.
Soon enough, they found Mori's mother, Natsuko, and ran into her. "Oh, Morinozuka-san, we are so sorry. We do hope you'll forgive us," the three boys said as they slightly bowed. "Oh, no worries. I'm assuming you're looking for Takashi?", she asked.
At that moment, Mori walked down the large staircase, with his hair very wet. 'He probably just care out of the shower,' Tamaki thought. "Good morning, Takashi. I hope you slept well," Natsuko said sweetly. "Morning, mother," Mori said in a monotonous voice.
'Well, I think it's safe to say he doesn't get his attitude from his mother,' Kaoru thought. Hikaru interrupted the momentary silence, "Mori-sempai, the maid at Honey-sempai's house said that you'd be the best to wake him up." "Hn," Mori simply replied. "Bye, boys!" Natsuko merrily yelled after them.
The four men walked to Honey's house. Mori didn't care to knock on the door and just walked into the house and upstairs into Honey's room. The three idiots (Tamaki, Hikaru, and Kaoru) closely followed behind Mori and were halted when Mori said, "Stay out here."
Mori closed the door behind him and started to wake Honey. Honey tossed and turned in his bed as Mori shook him. "Mitsukuni, wake up. Host Club today," was all Mori said. Honey, fully awake now, glared at him with his then sweet caramel eyes, now filled with pure venom. "Mitsukuni, shower. Now." "No, Takashi. I am not getting into the shower. I'm going back to sleep. Do not wake me, or there will be severe consequences."
Mori ignored Honey's threats and picked him up, placing him on Mori's shoulder. "Takashi, let go of me NOW!" Honey screamed while repeatedly kicking him in the stomach. Mori tried not to flinch at every kick, as Honey was very strong.
He placed him inside the bathroom and said to his cousin, "Shower, or no cake." Honey narrowed his eyes and growled at Mori, getting into a fierce fighting stance. Mori got into a similar stance, and repeated, "Shower, or no cake." Honey stood up straight and slammed the door in Mori's face.
Mori exited his room, closed the door, and turned to face the three idiots. "Breakfast?" he asked, seeming to forget the occurrence in the room behind him. "We'll eat together with Kyoya-sempai," Hikaru said warily. 'Does he think we didn't hear all that?', Kaoru thought. A glance from Mori told him "no". 'I guess he just wanted to forget that...'
Once Honey exited the shower, he seemed to be his regular old self once again. 'Is he trying to forget what happened, too?' Kaoru thought. It hadn't seemed like it. 'Is Honey-sempai really that oblivious? Does he even remember what happened?!'
The five Host Club members climbed into the Hitachiin's limousine. Tamaki shouted, "To the Ootori mansion!" The driver sped off towards the direction of Kyoya's house. Tamaki thought to himself, 'I hope Kyoya isn't as bitter this morning as he was last time I woke him up.'
Flashback Within a Flashback (five months before current flashback, Saturday, 11am)
Tamaki knocked loudly at the door of the Ootori mansion. A maid taller than Tamaki opened the door and let him in. Tamaki marched up the long staircase and opened Kyoya's door. "Kyoya, time to wake up," Tamaki sang.
"Get out of my room, you moron!" Kyoya screamed. Tamaki didn't heed his warning and walked up to Kyoya, shaking him. "Kyoya! Wake up!" Tamaki screamed into his ear. "Didn't you hear me, you idiot? Get out of my face before I murder you!" Kyoya yelled, grabbing Tamaki by his shirt collar.
Tamaki's eyesight became very blurry as real tears rolled down his face. "Okay, Kyoya. I will wait in the foyer when you decide to wake up."
*Flashback Within a Flashback ends*
I graciously thank those of you who ACTUALLY read this. Though, I do hope that more of you do... But, I'm still very thankful. :)
